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Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading

POLITICS·Sep 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.

"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."

The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"

Pelosi vowed that if elected she would redouble her commitment to becoming filthy rich via insider trading in Washington and maybe even pay off her yacht and her 3rd summer home.

At publishing time, Pelosi's husband Paul had also issued a statement, begging voters to please send his wife back to D.C. for a couple more years.
 

Buffalo » 10 Sep 2023, 10:27 am » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 10:27 am

Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading

POLITICS·Sep 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com



WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.

"I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning."

The mayor of San Francisco celebrated the announcement on Friday. "Our city has long been a place of lawless greed and theft, and we're proud to see Mrs. Pelosi bring those values to Washington," said Mayor London Breed while brushing broken glass off the front seat of her car. "Give us two more years of Pelosi!"

Pelosi vowed that if elected she would redouble her commitment to becoming filthy rich via insider trading in Washington and maybe even pay off her yacht and her 3rd summer home.

At publishing time, Pelosi's husband Paul had also issued a statement, begging voters to please send his wife back to D.C. for a couple more years.

AOC tried to block senators and representatives from investing in the stock market, but everyone rejected it including MAG(G)Ats. 

Matt Gaetz sided with AOC whicj I must commend him for. 


 

Fake Republicans have been doing insider trading for decades ................... yep both sides of the aisle.

I don't support either side of the aisle doing insider trading = and it's no secret!!!!!
 

Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 10:29 am » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 10:29 am

AOC tried to block senators and representatives from investing in the stock market, but everyone rejected it including MAG(G)Ats. 

Matt Gaetz sided with AOC whicj I must commend him for.

Damn!!! Have you just now figured out that all the bastards in Congress are corrupt?  How do they get so rich in just a few years???? 
 

Buffalo » 10 Sep 2023, 10:47 am » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 10:47 am

Damn!!! Have you just now figured out that all the bastards in Congress are corrupt?  How do they get so rich in just a few years????

Nope. I’ve always known s as me never supported it. 

You never had a problem with it until Nancy Pelosi. 

 

Pelosi is the daughter of one of the most corrupt politicians in US History.
She is a shining example of how our two tiered justice system works.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/18/its-not-j ... r-expense/

Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 10:50 am » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 10:50 am

Nope. I’ve always known s as me never supported it. 

You never had a problem with it until Nancy Pelosi.

Then you have never read any of my post that blame both dim-0-craps and repulsives for the sorry state this country is in.  

There is but one political party in the US and that is the corporate party.  Dim-0-craps are just its left arm and repulsives are just its right arm and the elite wealthy of the corporate party care not which arm is in control.

Trump and the MAGA movement you hate so much is persecuted by both arms because he has vowed to "drain the swamp".
 

Pelosi doesn't want to retire until Trump is back in office. She wants to retire in a good economy.

How does a State and City as **** up as San Fransisco keep voting in the same people who **** it up.

Buffalo » 10 Sep 2023, 11:23 am » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 11:23 am

Then you have never read any of my post that blame both dim-0-craps and repulsives for the sorry state this country is in.  

There is but one political party in the US and that is the corporate party.  Dim-0-craps are just its left arm and repulsives are just its right arm and the elite wealthy of the corporate party care not which arm is in control.

Trump and the MAGA movement you hate so much is persecuted by both arms because he has vowed to "drain the swamp".

How long you been here? Pre-Pelosi?
 

PhiloBeddo » 10 Sep 2023, 12:31 pm » wrote: ↑

10 Sep 2023, 12:31 pm

How does a State and City as **** up as San Fransisco keep voting in the same people who **** it up.

Remember Eistein's definition of insanity--Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.  The people and San Fran and also californication are all insane!!!
 

              Nancy and her Staff have already decided on the optics they will employ, which will make her appear more youthful & energetic.... 
They are going to have Dianne Feinstein appear onstage with her on the campaign trail...  Kind of like how Biden could use John Fetterman to seem more cognitive.

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