I tore my quad muscle

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By Pastafarian
10 Sep 2023 8:38 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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That’s why I’ve been here so much lately. The pain was unbearable and I fainted. 

no more 2am workout sessions for a while. 

 
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 8:38 pm » wrote: That’s why I’ve been here so much lately. The pain was unbearable and I fainted. 

no more 2am workout sessions for a while.
YOU CAN STILL CONTINUE THE STROKING THE MEAT EXCERCISES.
NOCTURNAL ANIMAL, JUST LIKE THE PORCH MONKEY YOU ARE.  :rofl:   :rofl:  
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 8:38 pm » wrote: That’s why I’ve been here so much lately. The pain was unbearable and I fainted. 

no more 2am workout sessions for a while.
Nobody believes you.
Deal. with. that. you. phoney. baloney. piece. of. ****..
 
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Sep 2023, 8:59 pm » wrote: Nobody believes you.
Deal. with. that. you. phoney. baloney. piece. of. ****..
I wasn’t talking to you, Nazi ***. 
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 9:01 pm » wrote: I wasn’t talking to you, Nazi ***.Image
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It blows my mind that this attention whore genuinely thinks that anyone gives a **** about his health or well-being. 
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Vegas » 10 Sep 2023, 9:09 pm » wrote: It blows my mind that this attention whore genuinely thinks that anyone gives a **** about his health or well-being.
My Conspiracy Mind wonders if he's just a hired shill to boost message traffic at this forum...?
Like those "Target Tug" aircraft are used to give anti-aircraft gunners something to shoot down...?
Maybe he made $5 today instead of holding a cardboard sign at the freeway on ramp...?
 
 
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Sep 2023, 9:16 pm » wrote: My Conspiracy Mind wonders id he's just a hired shill to boost message traffic at this forum...?
Maybe he made $5 today instead of holding a cardboard sign at the freeway on ramp...?
Dude, you no capish English?

Go speculate in your own thread. 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 9:18 pm » wrote: Dude, you no capish English?

Go speculate in your own thread.
YOU MAD..."IMAGINARY NEGRO"...?  :rofl:  
 
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Vegas » 10 Sep 2023, 9:09 pm » wrote: It blows my mind that this attention whore genuinely thinks that anyone gives a **** about his health or well-being.
I wasn’t talking to you, fly on the wall pedo creep. 

The attention whore is you coming onto my thread when YOU KNOW I wasn’t talking to you. 
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Sep 2023, 9:20 pm » wrote: YOU MAD..."IMAGINARY NEGRO"...?  Image
Ya, spamming Nazis piss me off. 
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 9:21 pm » wrote: Ya, spamming Nazis piss me off.

You're going to be much madder at yourself once the FBI show up at your door.
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Sep 2023, 9:26 pm » wrote: You're going to be much madder at yourself once the FBI show up at your door.
The FBI will show up at your door before they show up at mine. 

MAG(G)Ats are targeted for good reason. 
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 9:28 pm » wrote: The FBI will show up at your door before they show up at mine. 

MAG(G)Ats are targeted for good reason.
Keep telling yourself that you mentally deranged piece of ****, wannabee sniper... Image  
 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 8:38 pm » wrote: That’s why I’ve been here so much lately. The pain was unbearable and I fainted. 

no more 2am workout sessions for a while.
Tore it bending over for your rando. We ALL know what your 2am "workout session" looks like.
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 8:38 pm » wrote: That’s why I’ve been here so much lately. The pain was unbearable and I fainted. 

no more 2am workout sessions for a while.
.Hackafarian...I recently took a major fall because of my stupidity.
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My head took the major blunt of the fall and the Church Lady must be right...I am a hard headed Irishman.
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Noggin (?) scan showed nothing...I am going to need a operation on my spine, maybe some organs and the length of sciatic nerve is going nuts.
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I have a professor friend who fell off a ladder about 5 ft high and got hurt real bad...I said How the F did you do that.

He said I don't know...one second I was doing my work and the next nanosecond I was on the ground in pain.  He doesn't remember falling.
 
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Str8tEdge » 11 Sep 2023, 1:08 am » wrote: Tore it bending over for your rando. We ALL know what your 2am "workout session" looks like.
Nope, tote it playing football. 

my two am workout at the gym ain’t like your two am workout at the gloryhole. 
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Pastafarian » 10 Sep 2023, 9:01 pm » wrote: I wasn’t talking to you, Nazi ***. 
 
You are on an open forum. you talk to anyone viewing this site. NHB arena of ideas used to misdirect replacements cradle to grave. Now try to reverse that process and see what happens to you from those thinking same way you do now?

they will turn on you so fast, there won't be any direction to escape and you will be stuck in your own skin like you were since conceived.

I had two knees replaced, I comprehend your pain.
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Pastafarian » 11 Sep 2023, 6:56 am » wrote: Nope, tote it playing football. 

my two am workout at the gym ain’t like your two am workout at the gloryhole.
I'm sure you tore it with something to do with balls. :die:   :die:   :die:  
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Nostradamus'omh » 11 Sep 2023, 7:17 am » wrote: .
they will turn on you so fast, there won't be any direction to escape and you will be stuck in your own skin like you were since conceived.
 
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Thinking of series of broken knees
Where the feet hurt and the tempo fly
And there's no exit in any direction
'Cept the one that you can't see with your eyes
Wasn't making any great connection
Wasn't falling for any kentic energy scheme
Nothing that would pass inspection
Just thinking of a series of broken knees


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