Divorce, I Just Don't Get It....

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By Skans
28 Sep 2023 1:45 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Mrkelly
1 Oct 2023 12:01 pm
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you do? Does your wife give you a list? LOL
yes

I've done the shopping for 40 years 

post Covid, and shopping apps, I just go to the store and they put it in the trunk 😎
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Skans
1 Oct 2023 8:39 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 01 Oct 2023, 11:08 am » wrote: I've noticed as men get older- especially when they retire. They take over the cooking. 
Another thing they tend to do- is take over the grocery shopping.  Image  They'll go in 5 grocery stores to score what they want- to save a quarter.
I've always chalked it up- to modern day Hunting.
come on? who here does the grocery shopping? LOL
Oh, Hell No!!!  I hate grocery stores.
 
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1 Oct 2023 8:42 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 01 Oct 2023, 11:08 am » wrote: I've noticed as men get older- especially when they retire. They take over the cooking. 
Another thing they tend to do- is take over the grocery shopping.  Image  They'll go in 5 grocery stores to score what they want- to save a quarter.
I've always chalked it up- to modern day Hunting.
come on? who here does the grocery shopping? LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrudT410TAI
 
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sooted up Cyndi
1 Oct 2023 9:10 pm
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You always Kill me with your words. CannonPointer. :die:  
 
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1 Oct 2023 9:12 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 01 Oct 2023, 9:10 pm » wrote: You always Kill me with your words. CannonPointer. Image
Well you definitely described me right down to the ground - the cooking, the shopping, the multiple stores.

You could wake me up at 3am and I could tell you the price of everything everywhere. :LOL:  
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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1 Oct 2023 9:16 pm
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Cannonpointer » 01 Oct 2023, 9:12 pm » wrote: Well you definitely described me right down to the ground - the cooking, the shopping, the multiple stores.

You could wake me up at 3am and I could tell you the price of everything everywhere. Image
:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   
 
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1 Oct 2023 9:25 pm
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Daily blowjobs

would save all marriages
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Cannonpointer » 01 Oct 2023, 9:12 pm » wrote: Well you definitely described me right down to the ground - the cooking, the shopping, the multiple stores.

You could wake me up at 3am and I could tell you the price of everything everywhere. Image
When I was single, I liked going to the grocery store.  I met some really nice looking women there, even went out with a few of them.  But, being married, I don't see the point.  I hate the place.  Screaming babies.  Unattended kids running around.  Women shoving their carts into things and people not watching what they are doing. Dickheads parkigng their cart in the middle of isles just to yap to one of their SCREAMING KIDS!!!. Not enough of those little baskets - I refuse to use a freaking cart.  So, I have to carry my ****.  Helps to get me out of there quickly, because I can only carry a few things.  Lines for meat.  Lines to pay.  Can't find stuff.  Beep beep beep....cry cry scream - - you must be some kind of masochist.
 
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Much of the world is striving to divorce WASH DC House of Trannies.

De-Dollarization accelerating alarmingly fast.
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2 Oct 2023 10:29 am
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Sumela » 01 Oct 2023, 9:25 pm » wrote: Daily blowjobs

would save all marriages
I told my wife, when we got married 

“If you want to have sex, reach over and yank my dick once”

she asked

”what if I don’t want to have sex”

I said

”reach over and yank it about 300 times”  Image  
 
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Mrkelly » 02 Oct 2023, 10:29 am » wrote: I told my wife, when we got married 

“If you want to have sex, reach over and yank my dick once”

she asked

”what if I don’t want to have sex”

I said

”reach over and yank it about 300 times”  Image
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2 Oct 2023 10:42 am
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You would think Ode-to-Cock (aka @OdeToJoy  ) would be all over this thread.  After all, Ode to Cock claims to be a Christian and a 70 year old grandma.  I guess he too busy fighting white nationalists on all those gardening forums he visits!
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2 Oct 2023 10:43 am
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Mrkelly » 02 Oct 2023, 10:29 am » wrote: I told my wife, when we got married 

“If you want to have sex, reach over and yank my dick once”

she asked

”what if I don’t want to have sex”

I said

”reach over and yank it about 300 times”  Image
You don't have a wife.  But keep trying to sell it, homo! :rofl:  
 
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2 Oct 2023 5:27 pm
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Skans » 02 Oct 2023, 9:56 am » wrote: When I was single, I liked going to the grocery store.  I met some really nice looking women there, even went out with a few of them.  But, being married, I don't see the point.  I hate the place.  Screaming babies.  Unattended kids running around.  Women shoving their carts into things and people not watching what they are doing. Dickheads parkigng their cart in the middle of isles just to yap to one of their SCREAMING KIDS!!!. Not enough of those little baskets - I refuse to use a freaking cart.  So, I have to carry my ****.  Helps to get me out of there quickly, because I can only carry a few things.  Lines for meat.  Lines to pay.  Can't find stuff.  Beep beep beep....cry cry scream - - you must be some kind of masochist.
I like holding cucumbers and leering at housewives - sue me. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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3 Oct 2023 7:34 am
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Cannonpointer » 02 Oct 2023, 5:27 pm » wrote: I like holding cucumbers and leering at housewives - sue me.
Has that ever worked for you?
 
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Skans » 03 Oct 2023, 7:34 am » wrote: Has that ever worked for you?
Every time. 

Wait - by "worked," do you mean deeply offended decency?
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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3 Oct 2023 5:28 pm
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Cannonpointer » 03 Oct 2023, 5:19 pm » wrote: Every time. 

Wait - by "worked," do you mean deeply offended decency?
Uh, no.  Perhaps you should stick to gay biker bars.

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3 Oct 2023 5:32 pm
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Skans » 03 Oct 2023, 5:28 pm » wrote: Uh, no.  Perhaps you should stick to gay biker bars.


 
This is how I dress in those venues.

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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3 Oct 2023 7:46 pm
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Cannonpointer » 03 Oct 2023, 5:32 pm » wrote: This is how I dress in those venues.

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just out of respect for the way they handle their rigs

https://youtu.be/eHR9LEZD58U?si=ukFlhpU8PD1u071J
 
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Cannonpointer » 03 Oct 2023, 5:32 pm » wrote: This is how I dress in those venues.


 
You're tranny-doc did a nice job on your ***.  I bet that set you back $350,000 - - unless you had the VA cover it. Did they throw in a ****** with that ***, or did you go all cheap on them?
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