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11 Mar 2011 1:42 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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bingster
21 Dec 2015 8:14 pm
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Did we ever give them as much grief about George W's fake ranch as they give us about Obama's home being in Hawaii?
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21 Dec 2015 8:20 pm
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 8:14 pm » wrote:Did we ever give them as much grief about George W's fake ranch as they give us about Obama's home being in Hawaii?
I probably did. LOL
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21 Dec 2015 8:37 pm
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 8:14 pm » wrote:Did we ever give them as much grief about George W's fake ranch as they give us about Obama's home being in Hawaii?
The so called "fake" ranch is easily verifiable as real. Just check on his ranch vs Al Bores megawatt eating home

Barry is just another welfare lib sucking on govt tit, lol
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crimsongulf » 21 Dec 2015 8:37 pm » wrote:
The so called "fake" ranch is easily verifiable as real. Just check on his ranch vs Al Bores megawatt eating home

Barry is just another welfare lib sucking on govt tit, lol
It's a real ranch, but he doesn't do any of the ranching. It's my understanding he doesn't know **** about ranching. He just bought it to go with his fake accent.

Obama was born in Hawaii. He lives in Hawaii. Nothing fake there.
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21 Dec 2015 9:23 pm
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 9:20 pm » wrote:
It's a real ranch, but he doesn't do any of the ranching. It's my understanding he doesn't know **** about ranching. He just bought it to go with his fake accent.

Obama was born in Hawaii. He lives in Hawaii. Nothing fake there.
Really, and just where are you getting your facts from. the ranch belonged to W, barry is just living on the gubment dime
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21 Dec 2015 10:11 pm
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crimsongulf » 21 Dec 2015 9:23 pm » wrote:
Really, and just where are you getting your facts from. the ranch belonged to W, barry is just living on the gubment dime
He bought it in 2000, right after the Supremes handed him the presidency. He has no horses, cows, chickens, etc.... and no crops. Only Bush with a Texas accent. Seems to fit him perfectly.
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 10:11 pm » wrote:He bought it in 2000, right after the Supremes handed him the presidency. He has no horses, cows, chickens, etc.... and no crops. Only Bush with a Texas accent. Seems to fit him perfectly.
Right, and as soon as he left office he moved to Dallas and hardly ever goes to 'the ranch' any more.
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 10:11 pm » wrote:
He bought it in 2000, right after the Supremes handed him the presidency. He has no horses, cows, chickens, etc.... and no crops. Only Bush with a Texas accent. Seems to fit him perfectly.
I'm sure he has rattlers and cupachabras....it goes with his mystique! :LOL:
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22 Dec 2015 2:38 pm
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crimsongulf » 21 Dec 2015 9:23 pm » wrote:.....barry is just living on the gubment dime
Please explain.
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22 Dec 2015 4:21 pm
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Misty » 22 Dec 2015 2:38 pm » wrote:Please explain.
Barry has not lived much of his adult working life in the private sector. He did not build that.
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NeoConvict » 22 Dec 2015 4:21 pm » wrote:Barry has not lived much of his adult working life in the private sector. He did not build that.
He has a JOB, which is POTUS for which he collects a SALARY, therefore he is not living off 'the gubment dime.'
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Schlonged? Donald Trump’s Pathetic Frat-Boy Politics

Describing the way Obama defeated Clinton, Trump displays the psycho-sexual paranoia of the right.
By Joan Walsh

Apparently I haven’t been clear about the meaning of “schlong.” I thought it was simply slang for “penis,” but The Washington Post says it’s actually a term for “a large penis.” Who knew? I’ve never had reason to use the word in my long career in journalism, until now.

As you may know, Donald Trump derided Hillary Clinton all kinds of ways Monday night. He said her mid-debate bathroom break was “too disgusting” to talk about. But this was the flourish:
“Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat—she was favored to win—and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost,” Trump said.

“Schlonged.” By a black man. With that one word, Trump showed he’s mastered the dark art of whipping paranoid white men into a frenzy. Remember earlier this year, when his supporters began calling Republican Trump skeptics “cuckservatives?” They borrowed a term for a porn genre where white men watch their wives be taken by a black man (who knew?), and applied it to non-Trump conservatives who were insufficiently focused on protecting the rights of white Americans. Nice young conservative writers like Matt K. Lewis at the Daily Caller actually had to explain the pervy term for their readers (he’d been on the receiving end). I did so for Salon, never thinking that discussing porn would be part of my job as a political journalist.

And now here we are. Schlonged. Only minutes before the news came out about what Trump said of Clinton and Obama, I’d been reading an article about his friendships with black celebrities, and how hard it is for some of them to like the “new” racist Donald (how they endured his racist birtherism against the president is beyond me). Russell Simmons told an odd story; I quoted it on Twitter.

“He was a good host, that’s for sure,” Simmons told The New York Times. “You’d be in the steam room and he’d come in, fully clothed, and say, ‘You guys O.K. in there?’ Just a nice guy.”
Trump, fully clothed, in a steam room with presumably naked or perhaps towel-clad black men. I thought that was weird.

Then came “schlonged.” It’s all of a piece with Trump’s cruel, towel-snapping approach to campaigning. From labeling Jeb Bush “low energy”—a G-rated way to say he’s running on low testosterone—to giving Senator Lindsey Graham’s phone number to a crowd of Trump backers on national television, Trump has gloried in playing the bully, and his supporters eat it up.
But I don’t see it working against Hillary Clinton. Already, in his very first real jabs at her, he’s gone too far—at least for a general electorate. She’s not a GOP primary opponent; he’ll have to face her (if they both win their primaries) in November 2016, a presidential year when the so-called Obama coalition—young people, African Americans, Latinos, LGBT folks, and single white women—go to the polls. They won’t thrill to his crude insults about schlongs and her icky lady parts.

In fact, that coalition, behind Obama, schlonged John McCain and Mitt Romney. It will schlong the birther-in-chief, who’s now found an innovative way to insult both Obama and Clinton, next year. If Republicans are crude enough to nominate him, that is. I wrote a few weeks ago about Donald Trump’s bottomless bottom. Every time you think he’s gone as low as he can go, he goes further.
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22 Dec 2015 9:46 pm
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Misty » 11 Mar 2011 1:42 pm » wrote:This thread is kind of like a blog, where I post the stuff that's of interest to me and vent about it. It's best to read this thread backwards, as the most recent stuff will be on the last page. ************************************************************************************************ The insanity from the right is coming too fast and too furious to start a thread every time one of these Republicans says or does something crazy. So I decided to put it all in this one thread.NH GOP Senator Says The Mentally Ill Are Defective People That Should Be Shipped Off To Siberia State budget writers looking for cash to balance the books have stripped a cumulative $1.8 billion from mental health services over the last 2 1/2 years, with some states like Kentucky slashing their spending by as much as 47 percent. This is particularly alarming when viewed alongside incidents like the mass shooting by Jared Loughner, who many suggest was mentally disturbed. In light of this huge wave of cuts, Sharon Omand, a community health care center manager and resident of Stafford, New Hampshire, called her state senator Martin Harty recently to request more funding for community mental health programs and for the homeless. Omand was shocked by Hartys response. The state senator told her the world is too populated and that there are too many defective people. When Omand asked what should be done with these defective people that are mentally ill, Harty suggested sending them to Siberia, something that he said Hitler was right to do: Barrington Republican Martin Harty told Sharon Omand, a Strafford resident who manages a community mental health program, that the world is too populated and there are too many defective people, according to an e-mail account of the conversation by Omand. [...] Harty confirmed to the Monitor that he made the comments to Omand. [...] Omand says Harty then stated, I wish we had a Siberia so we could ship them all off to freeze to death and die and clean up the population. Omand said Harty appeared to be serious. After Omand responded that his idea sounded like what Adolf Hitler did in World War II, Omand said Harty responded, Hitler did something right, and I agree with (it)."Suggesting that the mentally ill be sent to Siberia is eerily reminiscent of actual policies enacted by Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. Stalin sent countless dissidents, Poles, Chechens, and other groups he despised to work camps in the freezing barren wasteland of Siberia, where millions lost their lives. Harty has not apologized for making his comments. Republican State House Speaker William OBrien said that at Hartys age [90 years old], he has earned the right to say what he thinks, but he needs to appreciate that as a representative, he will be held to a higher standard. Looks like Harty could use some of those mental health services himself. To the people who live in Harty's district...... Keep voting for this senile old bastard. Good job.


"It's best to read this thread backwards, as the most recent stuff will be on the last page."


No **** the most recent stuff is on the last page!


You must be a rocket scientist.
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Guess the ole cuck pumpkin better get ready for hardball.

she is the **** deluxe that spouted off about trump being Isis material without a damned thing to back it up.

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22 Dec 2015 9:51 pm
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crimsongulf » 22 Dec 2015 9:46 pm » wrote:Guess the ole cuck pumpkin better get ready for hardball.

she is the **** deluxe that spouted off about trump being Isis material without a damned thing to back it up.

rock n roll hootchie coo

And the old cluck forgot to mention that her husband and obama actually are featured on ISIS recruitment videos.


You can't fix stupid. lol
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roadkill » 22 Dec 2015 9:51 pm » wrote:
And the old cluck forgot to mention that her husband and obama actually are featured on ISIS recruitment videos.

You can't fix stupid. lol
It is a liberal failure that modern medicine can not resolve
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22 Dec 2015 9:56 pm
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crimsongulf » 22 Dec 2015 9:52 pm » wrote:
It is a liberal failure that modern medicine can not resolve

Maybe a ball-peen hammer would help. LOL
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Guess what's trending on Twitter?

#schlonged

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