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Misty » 21 Dec 2015 8:02 pm » wrote:My new favorite Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Ux80jK3bI

Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day walk on water?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has come to make you new?
This Child that you delivered will soon deliver you.
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will calm the storm with His hand?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little Baby you kissed the face of God?
Mary did you know.. Ooo Ooo Ooo
The blind will see.
The deaf will hear.
The dead will live again.
The lame will leap.
The dumb will speak
The praises of The Lamb.
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day rule the nations?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
The sleeping Child you're holding is the Great, I Am.
That rocked!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 8:14 pm » wrote:Did we ever give them as much grief about George W's fake ranch as they give us about Obama's home being in Hawaii?
A man's gotta clear brush or he isn't a man.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 4:28 pm » wrote: WTF is gremmer?
I always use impropers grammars and suches...iit drives the spell checkers craezy..see my sigs



possibly gremeterrical irrers
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crimsongulf » 21 Dec 2015 8:37 pm » wrote:
The so called "fake" ranch is easily verifiable as real. Just check on his ranch vs Al Bores megawatt eating home
Yes - and he really did drive a pickup all around the place - he didn't just get in the truck and drive it into camera range for a photo op.

I sure HOPE that **** ranch is real - otherwise, where was he hiding while his goons took away Katrina victims' guns and turned back volunteers?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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bingster » 21 Dec 2015 10:11 pm » wrote:
He bought it in 2000, right after the Supremes handed him the presidency. He has no horses, cows, chickens, etc.... and no crops. Only Bush with a Texas accent. Seems to fit him perfectly.
The *** is all ranch and no cattle.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Inglorious Bastard » 30 Dec 2015 4:32 pm » wrote:I always use impropers grammars and suches...iit drives the spell checkers craezy..see my sigs
possibly gremeterrical irrers
Do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 6:08 pm » wrote: Do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?
And don't forget the punctuation, dammit!


We's juss gots to get back to dem basics, y'all.
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Two important stories I haven't seen covered anywhere but on The Rachel Maddow Show.
All we get everywhere else is all Trump, all the time.
LA's Gas Leak Is a Global Disaster

One of the worst environmental disasters of the decade is currently underway in a quiet community 25 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

Putrid, methane-rich natural gas has been spewing into the air at an estimated rate of nearly 1,300 metric tons per day for over two months.

Experts are calling it the climate version of the BP oil spill, and the leak isn’t going to be contained anytime soon.
Michigan Ignored 'Conclusive Evidence' Of Flint Lead Poisoning, Researcher Says

Michigan state officials insisted that the water supply in Flint was safe even though they knew an unusual number of children had suffered lead poisoning, according to a scientist who helped blow the whistle on Flint's water crisis.

Through a public records request, Marc Edwards, a civil engineering professor at Virginia Tech, uncovered a July 2015 memo warning of elevated lead levels in Flint kids' blood.

An internal report from the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services warned that lead poisoning rates "were higher than usual for children under age 16 living in the City of Flint during the months of July, August and September, 2014."

In April 2014, city and state officials switched Flint's water source from Detroit's water system to the Flint River, immediately prompting citizen complaints about tap water quality.

Edwards led a team that conducted its own analysis of Flint's water, reporting high lead levels in early September of this year. Brad Wurfel, spokesman for the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, essentially dismissed the allegations in an interview with Michigan Radio, saying the state's analysis of blood data didn't show any signs of a problem.

The government continued to insist that the water was safe until a Flint pediatrician with the Hurley Medical Center reported later in September that the water change corresponded with a significant spike in lead poisoning among city children.

However, the memo obtained by Edwards suggests the state knew about the lead poisoning weeks earlier, yet continued to say the water was okay.
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Cannonpointer » 30 Dec 2015 4:34 pm » wrote:
Yes - and he really did drive a pickup all around the place - he didn't just get in the truck and drive it into camera range for a photo op.

I sure HOPE that **** ranch is real - otherwise, where was he hiding while his goons took away Katrina victims' guns and turned back volunteers?
That was Blanco and Nagins ****, not W's.

But, hell, that doesn't make good po po pitiful me news.
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I loved this kid from the first time he stepped on the stage. I knew he was going to win.
What a set of pipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQao9OnpmLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorVD7blSY8
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30 Dec 2015 11:10 pm
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Tweeting with The Donald.

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30 Dec 2015 11:32 pm
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A parody account on Twitter.

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Too funny.

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30 Dec 2015 11:53 pm
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@realDonalDrumpf is a riot.

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crimsongulf » 30 Dec 2015 7:59 pm » wrote:
That was Blanco and Nagins ****, not W's.

But, hell, that doesn't make good po po pitiful me news.
Yes, Nagin brought the federal mercs in and ordered them to confiscate law-abiding citizens' guns and Nagin paid their salaries.

It's well known to all extremist nut jobbers that Nagin was in charge of FEMA - that Nagin ordered rescuers away - that Nagin refused to allow Venezuela's help - that Nagin positioned mercenaries on the perimeter of the disaster area whose only job was to prevent regular citizens in skiffs and fan boats and row boats and fishing boats and canoes from ferrying in supplies and ferrying out victims.

Or is it your position that no one even TRIED to help - that southerners are *** tasting **** who don't pull together when disaster strikes and who don't care about their neighbors - is that your position?

Because you seem to be caught between lies without cover. PICK A **** CARD, PAL:

1. NO ONE EVEN TRIED TO HELP - SOUTHERN MEN SUCK.
2. HELP WAS TURNED BACK BY NAGIN, WHO MANNED THE PERIMETER WITH GUMBY, SANTA AND ADOLF HITLER
3. THE ACTUAL HISTORY WHICH YOU DON'T LIKE IS IN FACT TRUE: BUSH'S MANACING THUGS DISARMED VICTIMS AND PREVENTED RESCUE.
4. INSERT THE LATEST LIE FOR ME TO MOCK.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 9:09 pm » wrote: I loved this kid from the first time he stepped on the stage. I knew he was going to win.
What a set of pipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQao9OnpmLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorVD7blSY8
It's even more amazing when one learns that he's battin' for the blue team.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 6:08 pm » wrote: Do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?
I uses the word grammmer, punchiation, and spelleng all in won. their interchangeadbt
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 11:10 pm » wrote:Tweeting with The Donald.

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ha ha well done Misty.
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Inglorious Bastard » 31 Dec 2015 6:25 am » wrote: I uses the word grammmer, punchiation, and spelleng all in won. their interchangeadbt
^ Tries to hide his grammar and spelling errors by pretending they're as intentional as the intentional errors. :rofl:

I see that little pee shooter through your negligee, Doris.
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Misty » 30 Dec 2015 6:08 pm » wrote: Do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?


Does Hillary know the difference between the "War on Women" and Bill Clinton?


Hint: There is know difference. Hillary has protected Bill all the way.
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