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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 3:35 pm » wrote: No, but it seems like he has the shriveled up balls to joke about making it easy for me to kill myself.

Or kill me himself.
This sounds like a bit of a threat to me.
"Just as long as she doesn't ask someone else to do it for her."

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Don't worry about it misty. Under the laws you support he couldn't loan you the gun without the transfer going thru a FFL dealer who would have to do a background check. The check would comeback denying you the right to possess a weapon due to mental health issues. So no harm, no foul.
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Pew! I need to get this place fumigated.
It smells like something died in here.

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Yeah. So **** proud.
That's why you keep trying to get my attention, like a whiny little brat.

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23 Mar 2016 7:32 pm
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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 7:29 pm » wrote:Pew! I need to get this place fumigated.
It smells like something died in here.

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Stop farting.
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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 7:29 pm » wrote:Pew! I need to get this place fumigated.
It smells like something died in here.

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Yeah. So **** proud.
That's why you keep trying to get my attention, like a whiny little brat.

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Isn't it funny how Misty keeps ignoring us by showing she can't ignore us?
Too bad she's not man enough to just take us on instead of playing her childish games.
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23 Mar 2016 7:40 pm
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Huey » 23 Mar 2016 7:32 pm » wrote: Stop farting.
That's just her breathing... smells the same though.
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Yes Misty, we know.
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It is time for your next pill honey.

THE ROLLING STONES LYRICS

What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

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Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley, Denies Having Affair With Aide

Gov. Robert Bentley of Alabama acknowledged Wednesday that he had made inappropriate and sexually charged remarks to one of his closest aides, but he denied an accusation that he and the woman had pursued a physical relationship.

“At times in the past, have I said things that I should not have said? Absolutely, that’s what I’m saying today,” Mr. Bentley said at a State Capitol news conference, when he said he had apologized for “any conversations and behavior that was inappropriate.”

He insisted that he had broken no laws during his friendship and professional partnership with his senior political adviser, Rebekah Caldwell Mason, who holds such power in Alabama that Spencer Collier, a former state law enforcement secretary, on Wednesday referred to her as the “de facto governor.”

Mr. Bentley’s public demonstration of remorse came nearly seven months after Dianne Bentley, to whom the Republican governor was married for 50 years, sought a divorce, and just hours after Mr. Collier, the recently ousted leader of the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency, described what he saw as a history of improper conduct between the governor and Ms. Mason. Mr. Collier said that Mr. Bentley had, in 2014, effectively acknowledged an affair, and that it appeared to be continuing as recently as last month.
Gov. Robert Bentley had affair, says fired Alabama top cop.

Spencer Collier, head of the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency until he was fired today, said this afternoon he has seen and investigated text messages and audio recordings "of a sexual nature" between Gov. Robert Bentley and his chief advisor, Rebekah Caldwell Mason.

It is the first on-the-record confirmation of a long-rumored affair from someone claiming personal knowledge of what took place, though people close to the governor argue it is the last gasp of an angry man.

But Collier lays out times and dates.
It gets better.......
EXCLUSIVE: Bentley had illicit affair with staffer in Governor’s office, audio recordings reveal

Audio recordings reveal that Alabama Governor Robert Bentley carried on an illicit affair with a staffer that included sexual encounters inside the Governor’s Capitol office.

Yellowhammer was given exclusive access to the content of audio recordings captured by Dianne Bentley, Governor Bentley’s ex-wife, during which Governor Bentley makes sexual advances on and recalls sexual encounters with Rebekah Mason, his former communications director who has since become his most senior external advisor.

Mrs. Mason’s husband, Jon, also serves in the Bentley administration as Director of Serve Alabama, the Governor’s Office of Faith-Based and Volunteer Service.
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Yeah we are laughing also. I met him once. I am on the board of the Gulf Coast council on gulf fisheries and he was a speaker at one of meet, drink and eat events.

He is an ok guy, but dicks and twats get folks in trouble every day.
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Donald Trump Won't Rule Out Using Nukes Against ISIS

Donald Trump thinks that tactical nuclear weapons may be worth using in the war against the Islamic State.

In an interview with Mark Halperin and John Heilemann of Bloomberg, the Republican presidential frontrunner refused to rule out using tactical nuclear weapons in the war against ISIS.

“I’m never going to rule anything out—I wouldn’t want to say.

Even if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t want to tell you that because at a minimum, I want them to think maybe we would use them,” he said.

Trump also said he’s open to tactics like waterboarding and monitoring American mosques in the fight. He also talked about respect, which he sees as one of the biggest problems facing the US right now.

A request for comment from the Trump campaign was not immediately returned.

“They have to respect us,” Trump said in the interview. “They do not respect us at all and frankly they don’t respect a lot of things that are happening—not only our country, but they don’t respect other things.”

As he often does, Trump specifically said that people don’t have respect for President Obama.

“The first thing you have to do is get them to respect the West and respect us.

And if they’re not going to respect us it’s never going to work.

This has been going on for a long time,” he said. “I don’t think you can do anything and I don’t think you’re going to be successful unless they respect you.

They have no respect for our president and they have no respect for our country right now.”
YAY! Drumpf is going to get ISIS to respect us!
Why hasn't Obama thought of that?
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23 Mar 2016 9:14 pm
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crimsongulf » 23 Mar 2016 9:03 pm » wrote:Yeah we are laughing also. I met him once. I am on the board of the Gulf Coast council on gulf fisheries and he was a speaker at one of meet, drink and eat events. He is an ok guy, but dicks and twats get folks in trouble every day.
Well, you know when you're that attractive women throw themselves at you. :P
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23 Mar 2016 9:17 pm
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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 9:14 pm » wrote: Well, you know when you're that attractive women throw themselves at you. :P
show me the money and twat will flock
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23 Mar 2016 9:20 pm
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crimsongulf » 23 Mar 2016 9:17 pm » wrote: show me the money and twat will flock
I have never screwed a guy for money. I always did it for free.

Goodnight Red.
Who loves ya Baby?
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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 9:20 pm » wrote: I have never screwed a guy for money. I always did it for free.

Goodnight Red.
Who loves ya Baby?
But millions that will.

Night sport
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24 Mar 2016 12:17 pm
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Just when you think this campaign can't get any more ridiculous, it sinks to a new low.

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Ted Cruz did not produce the naked pic Facebook ad of The Donald's wife.
It was put out by an anti-Trump GOP Super PAC called Make America Awesome.

But being the thin-skinned vindictive piece of **** that he is, The Carnival Barker immediately attacks Ted Cruz's wife Heidi, threatening to 'spill the beans' on her, which supposedly has something to do with her once suffering a bout of depression.
And now he attacks her looks by retweeting an unflattering pic of her next to an obviously photoshopped pic of his 'model' wife.
We get it Drumpf, your wife is beautiful, but do you really think she would ever be with you if you were say a plumber or a bus driver?

I hate to say this, but I'm with Ted Cruz on this one, and good on him for standing up for his wife.
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24 Mar 2016 12:27 pm
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Misty » 23 Mar 2016 9:20 pm » wrote: I have never screwed a guy for money. I always did it for free.

Goodnight Red.
Who loves ya Baby?
Yes you have. Be honest. You screwed a guy after he took you out and paid for your night on the town.
Tell me how that's ANY different.
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24 Mar 2016 3:18 pm
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Donald Trump Shows Solidarity With Brussels by Calling It a ‘Hell Hole’

Beyond these expressions of solidarity, Trump has honored the seriousness of this moment by keeping his campaign for the Republican nomination
focused on the most pressing issues facing our country, like whether his wife is hotter than Heidi Cruz.
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24 Mar 2016 3:57 pm
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Misty » 24 Mar 2016 3:57 pm » wrote:
EEEEW!!!

Damn it, I was on ignore. She lies again!
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