Flying Monkeys
By Nobody
11 Mar 2011 1:42 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
1 Jan 2017 8:35 pm
Oh, horse ****. The reports of the pakistani response are obviously fake news.Misty » 29 Dec 2016 3:27 pm » wrote:Pakistan issues nuclear threat to Israel in Twitter fight over fake news story.
The false story purported that Israel’s defense minister vowed to nuke the country if it sent any troops to Syria.
Okay, that's not too scary.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
1 Jan 2017 8:37 pm
John Fund raped me when I was 11.Termin8tor » 29 Dec 2016 6:11 pm » wrote:
How ironic that a literal psychopath and dishonest smear artist would talk about humanity.
Was it "humane" to smear John Fund as a child molester?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
1 Jan 2017 8:42 pm
To you.Termin8tor » 29 Dec 2016 6:16 pm » wrote:
Oh, so you're a Reagan supporter. Sure, every bit as much as that you're a Republican.
You know what your word is worth?
Nothing.
How can you prattle endlessly about reagan democrats, and then insult democrats who say they voted for the man, you capuchin monkey?
I voted for him, too, *** for breakfast.
But only once. I left the building in 84. I WENT. I was REGISTERED. I just didn't vote.
And who the hell do you suppose I chose between bush and gore, knowing what an algore lover I am, son?
Don't presume to speak for others - especially when you so often do such a disgraceful job of speaking for yourself.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
1 Jan 2017 8:43 pm
And that's what you'll be doing. Guessing.golfboy » 29 Dec 2016 6:50 pm » wrote: Yea, I laughed at her all year when she said she would NEVER vote for Hillary.
I'll give you ONE guess for whom she voted...
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
1 Jan 2017 8:47 pm
Why? She admitted voting for Hillary because she didn't have the spine to stand up to her ******-liberal husband.Cannonpointer » 01 Jan 2017 8:43 pm » wrote:And that's what you'll be doing. Guessing.
1 Jan 2017 9:00 pm
Oh, she spoke for herself?golfboy » 01 Jan 2017 8:47 pm » wrote: Why? She admitted voting for Hillary because she didn't have the spine to stand up to her ******-liberal husband.
Gosh, that was what I SUGGESTED you allow her to do, sonny.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
1 Jan 2017 9:14 pm
Not my fault you weren't aware that she admitted she voted for Hillary, after a year of claiming she never would.Cannonpointer » 01 Jan 2017 9:00 pm » wrote:Oh, she spoke for herself?
Gosh, that was what I SUGGESTED you allow her to do, sonny.
But somehow, it's always MY fault with you.
1 Jan 2017 9:23 pm
It's your fault you were assuming. You made an *** of her and you.golfboy » 01 Jan 2017 9:14 pm » wrote: Not my fault you weren't aware that she admitted she voted for Hillary, after a year of claiming she never would.
But somehow, it's always MY fault with you.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
2 Jan 2017 7:45 am
And you defended the bitch after everything I said about her, none of which was lies, none of which was made up. Don't give me that ****.Misty » 01 Jan 2017 11:48 am » wrote: If you call debunking the stupid lies that you right wingers made up abut her, then yes, I was defending her.
There were plenty of legitimate issues to attack her on without making things up.
And Loretta Lynch is a dishonest leftwing whore who couldn't care less about what Hillary had done or was doing. All she cared about was her job and she knew the only way she was keeping it was keeping Hillary out of jail and in line for the Presidency, just the same as Comey.Did you forget that Loretta Lynch removed herself from that decision and said that she would accept the recommendation of the FBI?
http://dailycaller.com/2016/07/01/lynch ... stigation/
2 Jan 2017 11:33 am
I wasn't assuming anything. I merely corrected your ignorant statement. Sorry.Cannonpointer » 01 Jan 2017 9:23 pm » wrote:It's your fault you were assuming. You made an *** of her and you.
2 Jan 2017 2:03 pm
2 Jan 2017 2:12 pm
People like Larry, Golfboy and Clem can't defend their own vote, so they continue to attack anyone that they think voted for Hillary.nuckin futz » 01 Jan 2017 7:13 pm » wrote: What **** difference does it make who we vote for?
Its no one elses business!
They put a racist, sexual abuser, con-artist/fraud into office and they think that makes them better than anyone who didn't vote for him.
2 Jan 2017 2:12 pm
You assumed everything, being the *** that you are. She said who she voted for AFTER you flatly declared it from your *** under your nose, sonny.golfboy » 02 Jan 2017 11:33 am » wrote: I wasn't assuming anything. I merely corrected your ignorant statement.
You got that part right, ya sorry excuse.golfboy » 02 Jan 2017 11:33 am » wrote: Sorry.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
2 Jan 2017 2:14 pm
You defended a racist, serial liar, con artist and fraud, not to mention a sexual abuser.larryc12 » 02 Jan 2017 7:45 am » wrote:And you defended the bitch after everything I said about her, none of which was lies, none of which was made up. Don't give me that ****.
And that makes you better than me how?
Oh, I know.
You didn't defend him.
Who'd ya vote for Larry?
2 Jan 2017 2:32 pm
There is something seriously wrong with this self-congratulatory narcissist.
The narcissistic type cannot tolerate any serious criticism of his qualities, or interference in his ambition to attain the limelight.
He is self-admiring.
He has great ambitions with regard to future accomplishments, but does not recognize his limitations.
His eyes are set more toward himself and toward the limelight of recognition to be attained in the future than toward the actual tasks with which he must deal.
He requires disciples and other followers to rally around him for the cause.
He is extremely vulnerable to flattery and may seek adulation.
His estimation of others varies in direct proportion to the reassurance, deference and outright flattery that they give him.
The narcissistic type cannot tolerate any serious criticism of his qualities, or interference in his ambition to attain the limelight.
He is self-admiring.
He has great ambitions with regard to future accomplishments, but does not recognize his limitations.
His eyes are set more toward himself and toward the limelight of recognition to be attained in the future than toward the actual tasks with which he must deal.
He requires disciples and other followers to rally around him for the cause.
He is extremely vulnerable to flattery and may seek adulation.
His estimation of others varies in direct proportion to the reassurance, deference and outright flattery that they give him.
2 Jan 2017 2:38 pm
As of 2 hours ago he's still obsessing about the fact that some said he would lose the election.
WTF?
......and what?
I can't find a follow up Tweet to this.
KellyAnne must have grabbed his phone away from him.
WTF?
......and what?
I can't find a follow up Tweet to this.
KellyAnne must have grabbed his phone away from him.
2 Jan 2017 3:12 pm
He was still bitchin' and moanin' about this on his show this morning.Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!
Donald Trump did NOT make Joe Scarborough's New Years Ball drop.
Once upon a time on New Year’s Eve 2016, which happened before New Year’s Day 2017, which was yesterday, Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski got all dolled up in their finest street clothes and hopped on a flight down to Florida so they could go to Mar-A-Lago to “ask Donald Trump for an interview,” the very same night he was having a $525-$575 a head New Year’s Eve party.
This is a normal thing for journalists to do, when presidents-elect they are SO GAY FOR (to the point that JoeScar has been advising Trump off and on for months now, which is another Totally Normal thing for journalists to do!) are throwing New Year’s Eve parties the very same night.
(Presidents-elect charging for parties they throw at their home is also very normal. VERY NORMAL ALL AROUND, EVERYONE!)
They didn’t even know! They were BEING JOURNALISTS.
They also definitely didn’t hump each other on the plane on the way down, because come on, they are #professionals and also why would two people spending New Year’s Eve together do that? Pfffffft!
According to the New York Times, guests dined on “Mr. Trump’s wedge salad,” because “wedge salad” is what everybody thinks about when they are craving truly luxurious food.
Trump’s gross sons who murder animals and have bad hair were there, oh and also, “Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski from MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ were also there.” At the party????
Except, uh oh, turns out the New York Times is doing #FAKENEWS at us, because Scarborough is Having A Upset!
In fact, he has been tantruming for about 24 hours about how he DID NOT go to that party, yelling at CBS reporter Sopan Deb about people doing mean fake news to him, yelling at the Times‘s Maggie Haberman for writing such Mika and Joe libels, and …
DOES THAT PICTURE LOOK LIKE A “REVEL” TO YOU?
IS HE EVEN DOING THE LAMBADA WITH MIKA AND TONGUE-KISSING HER AT MIDNIGHT?
DID HE PUT ON A SEXY DRESS AND DO A “HAPPY NEW YEARS, MISTER PRESIDENT” LAP-DANCE LIKE A COMMON MARILYN MONROE?
It was a black-tie affair, and Donald Trump can confirm that Joe Scarborough wasn’t even wearing pants half the time he was there, ALLEGEDLY!
That is just the latest tantruming.
Let’s look at his original GRRRRR-ing, which started Sunday:
In fact, JoeScar quoted Deb’s tweet like five times, making yells at him every single time!
Then he felt the need to set the record straight on exactly what he did, and what kind of pants he was wearing, for the whole New Year’s Eve holiday:
GOD, Joe Scarborough, we get it!
You and Mika are NOT banging Donald Trump, and we shouldn’t think you are!
Of course, there were many more tweets in that thread, and after that he was done bitching hahaha just kidding.
Judd Legum from Think Progress was like “Mm hmm, everybody does meetings with the president-elect at his private club at 7 PM on New Year’s Eve, sure yep why not:
Ugh, you have no idea how many tantrum tweets we are skipping here.
Mika’s Not Boyfriend didn’t like it when Hillary Clinton’s former press secretary tweeted this:
LOLOL, dorks.
Also on Sunday, Scarborough began his yelling at NYT reporter Maggie Haberman:
OK, so what we think Joe is saying is that when he and Mika were there, they absolutely had to walk through the guests at the party and drink wine and do Fireball shots out of Donald Trump’s belly button, because the Secret Service forced them to, and then after that, they did their meeting and went home.
We hope that is an accurate reading, but we are not sure.
Is Joe still tantruming, as we finish writing this post? Ayup!
Is Noted Hack Chuck Todd being all “EVERYBODY STOP BEING MEAN TO JOE SCARBOROUGH YOU GUYS”? Ayup!
Has Mika Brzezinski remotely said dick about this on Twitter?
No way, bro, she ain’t about to kiss and tell, or NOT KISS AND TELL, since there is no story here.
Are we sick and tired of constantly refreshing Joe Scarborough’s Twitter, as we watch him unravel over how his “integrity” is being impugned, so therefore this post is over?
YUP BYE ****.
He and Mika were standing in the middle of a crowd of people who were drinking champagne.
Call me crazy but that sure looks like a party.
On a side note.....Donald Trump charges people to attend his New Year's Eve party?
WTF?
2 Jan 2017 3:20 pm
Apparently, yes he does.Misty » 02 Jan 2017 3:12 pm » wrote:Donald Trump charges people to attend his New Year's Eve party?
WTF?
The private club owned by the president-elect sold hundreds of tickets to the party the Trump family will attend.
Mar-a-Lago sold tickets to New Year’s Eve party with Trump
Isn't that what they would call 'selling access' or 'pay for play?'
2 Jan 2017 3:20 pm
Misty » 02 Jan 2017 3:12 pm » wrote: He was still bitchin' and moanin' about this on his show this morning.
He and Mika were standing in the middle of a crowd of people who were drinking champagne.
Call me crazy but that sure looks like a party.
On a side note.....Donald Trump charges people to attend his New Year's Eve party?
WTF?
Do you actually expect someone to read your boring posts?
2 Jan 2017 3:30 pm
Gotta make that coin Kellyanne.Kellyanne Conway Panhandling For Own Salary Now
NEIGHBORHOOD ALERT: If a suspicious blonde lady comes up to you and begs to know if you can spare a dollar she can spend on drugs and hookers, she is lying.
Her name is Kellyanne Conway, and she is panhandling because Donald Trump’s transition team ain’t got no money, and they need some to pay their own salaries.
Do not give her money, as she will just throw it in the toilet by spending it on irresponsible things like “Sean Spicer” and “Hope Hicks” and “herself.”
But it’s not just that!
She has to go to the glamorous land of Buffalo this Thursday, where she will be the big exciting celebrity guest at a $5,000 per person fundraiser for the transition team, so Donald Trump’s check doesn’t bounce, which would mean she couldn’t buy eggs and private school for her kids in DC:
(Presidential transitions are funded by federal AND private funds.
As CNN explains, they get to set up tax-exempt organizations and can accept, shockingly enough, up to $5,000 per donor.
The point is UH OH GUESS THEY DONE BLEW THROUGH THEIR MONEY.)
Rep. Collins says everybody is really excited to meet Kellyanne Conway for some reason, can’t imagine why.
Now, it should be noted that they’re not allowed to use leftover campaign funds to pay for the transition, but where’s all the money Trump allegedly has in his bank account, that he was “self-funding” his campaign with?
Couldn’t he just move some money around so he can sign all his idiot minions’ paychecks, or alternately, decide his transition team is doing a terrible job (it is!) and refuse to pay everybody, since that is a thing Trump likes to do?
Or, alternately, maybe Trump could use some of the money he raised from his sexxxy Mar-A-Lago New Year’s Eve party (where Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski did NOT lead a naked conga line after the clock struck midnight, so stop saying they did!)!
All those guests didn’t buy access to the president-elect just to have Kellyanne Conway going to work in yesterday’s pantyhose because the Trump transition is too poor to give her dollars!
Oh wait, that money is just profit that goes directly Trump, because it’s totally normal for American presidents to profit off the big resorts they own.
Oh well, Kellyanne Conway, we are sorry, but you signed up for this.
Better go get that paper for ya daddy Trump!
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