Does she prefer it rare or rarely?RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?
She prefers it rare, but when I get it right she always says "well done".
DEPENDS ON WHO BOUGHT DINNER ALTHOUGH DESERT SHOULD ALWAYS BE A GIVENRedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?
AS long as he pays for the pump, he should get laid!RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?
More information required.RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?
If he stops at a couple, then no problemo.Cannonpointer » 28 Sep 2023, 7:02 pm » wrote: ↑ More information required.
We know he makes stiff cocktails. But...
We do not know whether he can make his cock stiff.
Depends on the price and quality of the steaks.RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?
If the chef is gay, it won't matter. The meat is fouled either way.RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?

Damn, that's a difficult question. So, here's how I'm going to answer this:RedheadedStranger » 28 Sep 2023, 6:12 pm » wrote: ↑ If the chef had a couple of stiff cocktails before cooking dinner and overcooks the steak just a tad, should he still get laid after?




I bet that by the time you finish explaining to your old lady why she should give it up, she has already told the Jack Rabbit he was the best she's ever had.Skans » 29 Sep 2023, 10:37 am » wrote: ↑ Damn, that's a difficult question. So, here's how I'm going to answer this:
Scenario #1
The wife needs to have sex with you and even make like she's enjoying it.
Scenario #2
She should shift her panties to the left, spread her legs and let you "do her" until you're done; roll her eyes, turn over and go to sleep.
Scenario #3
You wife should let you watch as she lets your best friend fornicate her.
Scenario #3
Your wife should scream "RAPE" and have you arrested.