My dad wants to join the US Army because of Israel.

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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:23 pm
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I told him that he is too old (he’s 40).  He said federal statute made the cutoff 42.  I told him that guys in their late 30s might become chaplains, but that’s about it.  He said his religiosity and church attendance will qualify him for seminary.

 
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Skans
9 Oct 2023 3:46 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:23 pm » wrote: I told him that he is too old (he’s 40).  He said federal statute made the cutoff 42.  I told him that guys in their late 30s might become chaplains, but that’s about it.  He said his religiosity and church attendance will qualify him for seminary.
What are you?  10 years old?
 
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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:51 pm
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 3:46 pm » wrote: What are you?  10 years old?

That's what he said!
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9 Oct 2023 3:54 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:51 pm » wrote: That's what he said!
You claim your dad is 40 years old.  So, just assuming he pumped a sperm into your mother's vagina when he was 30, that makes you 10 years old.  Do you deny this?
 
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9 Oct 2023 3:55 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:23 pm » wrote: I told him that he is too old (he’s 40).  He said federal statute made the cutoff 42.  I told him that guys in their late 30s might become chaplains, but that’s about it.  He said his religiosity and church attendance will qualify him for seminary.
your dad is 40?

***, I have T shirts older than your dad 

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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:55 pm
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 3:54 pm » wrote: You claim your dad is 40 years old.  So, just assuming he pumped a sperm into your mother's vagina when he was 30, that makes you 10 years old.  Do you deny this?
Is this the whole you're a denier! thing again?
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9 Oct 2023 3:56 pm
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You don't know how old you are?  Seriously, you made a claim about your 40 year old dad.  Fess up, boy.
 
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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:56 pm
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Mrkelly » 09 Oct 2023, 3:55 pm » wrote: your dad is 40?

***, I have T shirts older than your dad 

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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:57 pm
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 3:56 pm » wrote: You don't know how old you are?  Seriously, you made a claim about your 40 year old dad.  Fess up, boy.
My dad told me we can join the army together.
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:55 pm » wrote: Is this the whole you're a denier! thing again?
I don't know what a "denier" is.  You made a claim about your 40 year old dad.  Now, fess up about your age.  I guessed 10 years old.  I think I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.
 
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The 4th Reich
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 3:57 pm » wrote: I don't know what a "denier" is.  You made a claim about your 40 year old dad.  Now, fess up about your age.  I guessed 10 years old.  I think I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.

Oh, you KNOW what it is!
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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 3:58 pm
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Z09 » 09 Oct 2023, 3:58 pm » wrote: So how old are you?
Age is just a number.
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9 Oct 2023 3:59 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:57 pm » wrote: My dad told me we can join the army together.
No he didn't. Otherwise you would have mentioned that in your OP.  LOL - you're such a liar.  And, a piss-poor one at that.  Now, fess up, how old are you?
 
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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 4:00 pm
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 3:59 pm » wrote: No he didn't. Otherwise you would have mentioned that in your OP.  LOL - you're such a liar.  And, a piss-poor one at that.  Now, fess up, how old are you?

Why did I have to mention that in the OP?  You want the whole story?
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9 Oct 2023 4:01 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 3:57 pm » wrote: Oh, you KNOW what it is!
I don't know what you are talking about.  Your dad is 40.  Most men have children between the ages of 28 - 42.  Giving you the benefit of the doubt, that makes you 10.  I mean if I had to really stretch here, 12.
 
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9 Oct 2023 4:02 pm
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The4thReich » 09 Oct 2023, 4:00 pm » wrote: Why did I have to mention that in the OP?  You want the whole story?
How about just stating your age.  If you can't do that, I mean if you are just going to keep on lying about ****, then no, I don't want to read more fictional stories by you.

Now, I really believe you are just another sock for Margaret, ****, etc. Freaking compulsive liar.  "That's what she said"...."Is that what you told her".
 
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The 4th Reich
9 Oct 2023 4:03 pm
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 4:02 pm » wrote: How about just stating your age.  If you can't do that, I mean if you are just going to keep on lying about ****, then no, I don't want to read more fictional stories by you.
Take a guess.
 
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Skans » 09 Oct 2023, 4:01 pm » wrote:   I mean if I had to really stretch here, 12.
Is that what you told her?
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