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So I'm eating a can of SPAM
So I'm eating a can of SPAM
By Monderegal
9 Oct 2023 8:46 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
9 Oct 2023 8:46 pm
Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
Nothing is easier than defending the status quo.
9 Oct 2023 8:49 pm
I wanna ask if she has big titsMonderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
9 Oct 2023 8:50 pm
I've heard that number rings to Hawaii... which is the Spam Capital of the world.Monderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
Let us know if she has a pidgin accent.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
9 Oct 2023 8:51 pm
blahahaha
9 Oct 2023 9:16 pm
I got robbed last week by a homeless couple who was helping me around my house....so I let stay in my APT.
They had money for meth but were living on spam.
As the Thee Church Lady would say..."Isn't that special."
They had money for meth but were living on spam.
As the Thee Church Lady would say..."Isn't that special."
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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9 Oct 2023 9:36 pm
WHY DOES ANYONE EAT A CAN OF SPAM UNLESS YOU'RE POVERTY LEVEL?Monderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
9 Oct 2023 9:38 pm
9 Oct 2023 9:40 pm
Spam isn't terrible if it's fried.righteous » 09 Oct 2023, 9:36 pm » wrote: ↑ WHY DOES ANYONE EAT A CAN OF SPAM UNLESS YOU'RE POVERTY LEVEL?
Cube it, fry it, add it to mac n cheese or a bowl of beans or soup... or slice it and fry it up with some scrambled eggs for breakfast.
I've seen some folks smoke it on a smoker even. Lol
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
9 Oct 2023 9:43 pm
:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
AMAZING! Female perfection!
Id eat her with a spoon.
9 Oct 2023 9:46 pm
I'D BET SHE IS VERY TASTY TOO!!
9 Oct 2023 9:51 pm
I'd use my tongue, but what ever floats your boat dude.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
9 Oct 2023 9:56 pm
Monderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
What's the semi-clear gelatinous stuff on the outside of the block of "meat"?
Can you actually burn SPAM like a candle for emergency lights?
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
9 Oct 2023 10:05 pm
ANY KIND OF CANNED PROCESSED MEAT DOESN'T CUT IT FOR ME.RedheadedStranger » 09 Oct 2023, 9:40 pm » wrote: ↑ Spam isn't terrible if it's fried.
Cube it, fry it, add it to mac n cheese or a bowl of beans or soup... or slice it and fry it up with some scrambled eggs for breakfast.
I've seen some folks smoke it on a smoker even. Lol
CHEMICALS, HIGH SODIUM.
IF I EAT BEEF, ITS A PORTERHOUSE, MAYBE AN EYE ROUND ROAST.
MOSTLY FISH AND CHICKEN THESE DAYS
9 Oct 2023 10:07 pm
Can it be used to make sushi?Monderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
9 Oct 2023 10:07 pm
Id eat a mile of her **** just to lick her ***RedheadedStranger » 09 Oct 2023, 9:51 pm » wrote: ↑ I'd use my tongue, but what ever floats your boat dude.
9 Oct 2023 10:15 pm
Sliced uniformly with a specially purchased spam slicer (they exist, and I own one), then par boiled to remove the nasty, and then pan-fried and finished with teriyaki.RedheadedStranger » 09 Oct 2023, 9:40 pm » wrote: ↑ Spam isn't terrible if it's fried.
Cube it, fry it, add it to mac n cheese or a bowl of beans or soup... or slice it and fry it up with some scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Bone-ape-tit.
No ****...RedheadedStranger » 09 Oct 2023, 9:40 pm » wrote: ↑ I've seen some folks smoke it on a smoker even. Lol
Oh, **** me - that is happening next weekend!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
9 Oct 2023 10:16 pm
I've heard a lot of them like spooning.RedheadedStranger » 09 Oct 2023, 9:51 pm » wrote: ↑ I'd use my tongue, but what ever floats your boat dude.
But in my experience, they just wanna get paid and go.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
9 Oct 2023 10:18 pm
Same.righteous » 09 Oct 2023, 10:05 pm » wrote: ↑ ANY KIND OF CANNED PROCESSED MEAT DOESN'T CUT IT FOR ME.
CHEMICALS, HIGH SODIUM.
IF I EAT BEEF, ITS A PORTERHOUSE, MAYBE AN EYE ROUND ROAST.
MOSTLY FISH AND CHICKEN THESE DAYS
Salmon and Mahi mahi on the fish, chicken, and the occasional filet pan seared in a cast iron skillet.
Spam provided a lot of sustenance back in the lean times though. When I was single and first out on my own, I could stretch a can out three days of I had enough **** to mix it in.
Lol
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
9 Oct 2023 10:18 pm
Bro, TONGUE.righteous » 09 Oct 2023, 10:05 pm » wrote: ↑ ANY KIND OF CANNED PROCESSED MEAT DOESN'T CUT IT FOR ME.
CHEMICALS, HIGH SODIUM.
IF I EAT BEEF, ITS A PORTERHOUSE, MAYBE AN EYE ROUND ROAST.
MOSTLY FISH AND CHICKEN THESE DAYS
It's so good. And **** brisket? Nothing beats a brisket, and you almost cannot **** it up. My favorite treatment is to put it, fat-cap on top, in a crockpot on low for 6 hours. No veggies, no nothing. Just the meat - you can do the sides (if you insist on sides) stove-top.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
9 Oct 2023 10:19 pm
She's so purdy I'd suck her DADDY'S dick.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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