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So I'm eating a can of SPAM
So I'm eating a can of SPAM
By Monderegal
9 Oct 2023 8:46 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
10 Oct 2023 5:44 pm
And smoking spam is better than eating cigarettes - so, six of one and six of the other.GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 5:35 pm » wrote: ↑ Actually smoking cigarettes is better for you than eating Spam.
Yeah, but spam isn't eaten by the CARTONGHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 5:35 pm » wrote: ↑ Actually smoking cigarettes is better for you than eating Spam.
Except that you can't par boil cigarettes to get the **** out of them before you smoke 'em.GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 5:35 pm » wrote: ↑ Actually smoking cigarettes is better for you than eating Spam.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Oct 2023 5:47 pm
they get her , but you cant! hah hah
10 Oct 2023 5:48 pm
We were fed lots of chicken too... a favorite was when Mom made Shake-N-Bake coated chicken....RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 5:14 pm » wrote: ↑ When I was a kid chicken was cheap too, especially certain cuts. The leg quarters were always on sale and the wings were considered a trash cut so they were typically cheap as well.
I remember buying chicken wings for .29 a pound when I had my first apartment. Now the damn things are on "sale" for 4.99 a pound, if you can find them.
We had a huge chicken processing plant in my hometown so the yard bird we got was typically still clucking just a day or two beforehand.
Hamburger helper was another one ....
10 Oct 2023 5:51 pm
Reagan babies.Kobia2 » 10 Oct 2023, 5:48 pm » wrote: ↑ We were fed lots of chicken too... a favorite was when Mom made Shake-N-Bake coated chicken....
Hamburger helper was another one ....
When I was born, America liked Ike - and I grew up in a country where moms didn't let ANYONE do any shaking or helping in the kitchen. We did for ourselves.
Well - that is not STRICTLY true. My mom let campbells make the soup. But she roni'd her own damned rice and balled her own meat.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Oct 2023 5:58 pm
I beg to differ sir - they are quite "smashy" ...
10 Oct 2023 5:59 pm
We had Salmon patties on the weekly dinner rotation.Cannonpointer » 10 Oct 2023, 5:51 pm » wrote: ↑ Reagan babies.
When I was born, America liked Ike - and I grew up in a country where moms didn't let ANYONE do any shaking or helping in the kitchen. We did for ourselves.
Well - that is not STRICTLY true. My mom let campbells make the soup. But she roni'd her own damned rice and balled her own meat.
Good old Double Q... mixed with flour, corn meal, onions and various other pantry staples and left overs, and then fried to golden perfection.
That was my least favorite, but damn if I wouldn't eat every bite and ask for seconds.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
10 Oct 2023 6:03 pm
I just dug a can out of my stash to check the number and it's confirmed.Monderegal » 09 Oct 2023, 8:46 pm » wrote: ↑ Have you ever noticed those product questions numbers on the crap we eat in this country? Well apparently the one for Spam is 1-800-523-4635. I'm thinking about calling. Anybody have any questions to ask this nice lady who sits by a silent phone all day?
This is from a can of the bacon flavored mystery goodness.
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10 Oct 2023 6:04 pm
My mom was an excellent cook. We had salmon patties maybe once every three weeks.RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 5:59 pm » wrote: ↑ We had Salmon patties on the weekly dinner rotation.
Good old Double Q... mixed with flour, corn meal, onions and various other pantry staples and left overs, and then fried to golden perfection.
That was my least favorite, but damn if I wouldn't eat every bite and ask for seconds.
She could go a long damned time without a repeat, lemme tell ya.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Oct 2023 6:47 pm
Cannonpointer » 10 Oct 2023, 5:44 pm » wrote: ↑ And smoking spam is better than eating cigarettes - so, six of one and six of the other.
Yeah, but spam isn't eaten by the CARTON
Except that you can't par boil cigarettes to get the **** out of them before you smoke 'em.
If you smoke cigarettes the malaria carrying mosquitoes will leave you alone.
Now you eat so much spam that you reek of it when you work up a sweat...well then mosquitos, bears, wolves, cougars...they will all be working overtime to cut your life short...!
10 Oct 2023 7:03 pm
Whenever I binge eat spam, I spray APA liberally.GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 6:47 pm » wrote: ↑ If you smoke cigarettes the malaria carrying mosquitoes will leave you alone.
Now you eat so much spam that you reek of it when you work up a sweat...well then mosquitos, bears, wolves, cougars...they will all be working overtime to cut your life short...!
APA is Apex Predator-Away Spray. I invented it. It's made with cigarette smoke and armadillo farts, and it is 100% effective in keeping apex predators at bay.
I can ham my cake and DEET it, too.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Oct 2023 7:05 pm
You HAVE to be related to Rodney Dangerfield.Cannonpointer » 10 Oct 2023, 7:03 pm » wrote: ↑ Whenever I binge eat spam, I spray APA liberally.
APA is Apex Predator-Away Spray. I invented it. It's made with cigarette smoke and armadillo farts, and it is 100% effective in keeping apex predators at bay.
I can ham my cake and DEET it, too.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
10 Oct 2023 7:06 pm
Well then I would say there's a good chance you are a doctor who works in the VA Health Care System...?RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 5:36 pm » wrote: ↑ What about smoking a cigarette while you're eating Spam?
10 Oct 2023 7:10 pm
We never had it as kids, we ate head cheese, blood sausage, liver wurst and 6" sliced fried bologna sandwiches...with meat 'n potatoes for supper..righteous » 10 Oct 2023, 5:05 pm » wrote: ↑ MIGHT DEPEND ON WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY YOU LIVED AND WHAT WAS AVAILABLE.
AS A KID NONE OF MY FRIENDS LIKED IT OR EVEN ATE IT. MAC AND CHEESE, YES.
WE ATE A LOT OF CHICKEN AS IT WAS CHEAP IN THE 60'S. ONCE A WEEK FISH OR BEEF AS THOSE ITEMS WERE A BIT MORE EXPENSIVE.
the SPAM was later when our kids were young and eating us out of house and home...
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom 
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
10 Oct 2023 7:10 pm
Certainly in the fact that I don't get no respect.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Oct 2023 7:13 pm
yer hands would fold like an arthritic cripple...the PSI levels are so high...one false move and...BOOM!!! titty juice splattered all over the place...
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
10 Oct 2023 7:17 pm
ROG62 » 10 Oct 2023, 7:13 pm » wrote: ↑ yer hands would fold like an arthritic cripple...the PSI levels are so high...one false move and...BOOM!!! titty juice splattered all over the place...
Titty Juice. 
10 Oct 2023 7:35 pm
I CAN'T HELP BUT CRINGE ON THE 520 MG OF SODIUM FOR JUST 2 OZ.RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 6:03 pm » wrote: ↑ I just dug a can out of my stash to check the number and it's confirmed.
This is from a can of the bacon flavored mystery goodness.
10 Oct 2023 7:37 pm
ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS
10 Oct 2023 7:40 pm
The thing is if this can is the protein in a pot of beans or rice that's feeding 6 to 8 people, then the numbers aren't too bad.righteous » 10 Oct 2023, 7:35 pm » wrote: ↑ I CAN'T HELP BUT CRINGE ON THE 520 MG OF SODIUM FOR JUST 2 OZ.
It's definitely a survival food, and not intended as a daily staple.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
10 Oct 2023 7:41 pm
FOR SURE.RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 7:40 pm » wrote: ↑ The thing is if this can is the protein in a pot of beans or rice that's feeding 6 to 8 people, then the numbers aren't too bad.
It's definitely a survival food, and not intended as a daily staple.
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