So I'm eating a can of SPAM

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By Monderegal
9 Oct 2023 8:46 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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PhiloBeddo
10 Oct 2023 11:34 am
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RedheadedStranger » 10 Oct 2023, 11:31 am » wrote: Eating it out of necessity is one thing... but eating it by choice is something else entirely.

I like eating plain tunafish out of a can too, but not because it's all I can afford. I just like the stuff.
Different strokes. Can't argue with that. 
 
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10 Oct 2023 11:36 am
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The Army had cans of Spam about the same size as a 1/2 gallon carton of milk.
I had an open can in a tool box, unrefrigerated that everyone in my section was more than welcome to help themselves to.
It must have had more than the usual amount of preservatives because it never went bad.
Even pure grease will go rancid if you leave it out long enough...but not Military Spec. Spam.
 
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10 Oct 2023 11:40 am
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 11:36 am » wrote: The Army had cans of Spam about the same size as a 1/2 gallon carton of milk.
I had an open can in a tool box, unrefrigerated that everyone in my section was more than welcome to help themselves to.
It must have had more than the usual amount of preservatives because it never went bad.
Even pure grease will go rancid if you leave it out long enough...but not Military Spec. Spam.
i had a box of english muffins. On top of my frig.
The joke was- how long can they sit there- until a spot of mold shows up. i kid you not- 6 months!
 
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10 Oct 2023 11:41 am
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GHETTOBLASTER » 10 Oct 2023, 11:36 am » wrote: The Army had cans of Spam about the same size as a 1/2 gallon carton of milk.
I had an open can in a tool box, unrefrigerated that everyone in my section was more than welcome to help themselves to.
It must have had more than the usual amount of preservatives because it never went bad.
Even pure grease will go rancid if you leave it out long enough...but not Military Spec. Spam.
You had the good ****.

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PhiloBeddo
10 Oct 2023 11:42 am
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It's not the mold you see that gets you. Eating bread just before mold shows is not a party.
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10 Oct 2023 11:46 am
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PhiloBeddo » 10 Oct 2023, 11:42 am » wrote: It's not the mold you see that gets you. Eating bread just before mold shows is not a party.
What about mold on cheese?
 
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PhiloBeddo
10 Oct 2023 11:47 am
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You can cut that off. Mold on cheese only grows on the outside. Bread can mold on the inside.
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sooted up Cyndi
10 Oct 2023 11:48 am
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PhiloBeddo » 10 Oct 2023, 11:47 am » wrote: You can cut that off. Mold on cheese only grows on the outside. Bread can mold on the inside.
I didn't know that.
 
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10 Oct 2023 12:03 pm
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I have a book called Get High Now. It's full of mind exercises you can do to get to an altered state.
No drugs involved.
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Imperial Wizard
10 Oct 2023 12:09 pm
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AnnoyedLiberall » 10 Oct 2023, 12:03 pm » wrote: I have a book called Get High Now. It's full of mind exercises you can do to get to an altered state.
No drugs involved.
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10 Oct 2023 12:12 pm
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AnnoyedLiberall » 10 Oct 2023, 12:03 pm » wrote: I have a book called Get High Now. It's full of mind exercises you can do to get to an altered state.
No drugs involved.
does sex get you high?
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10 Oct 2023 12:14 pm
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AnnoyedLiberall » 10 Oct 2023, 11:22 am » wrote: The astral realm, and my higher self.
where does one have to go to get to that realm?
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10 Oct 2023 12:16 pm
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She ain't ****.

I may have to get a copy just to see what's up.

https://www.amazon.com/Get-High-Now-wit ... 0811867137

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Imperial Wizard
10 Oct 2023 12:17 pm
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Not to dumbasses!
 
 
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10 Oct 2023 12:17 pm
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Buck Naked » 10 Oct 2023, 12:14 pm » wrote: where does one have to go to get to that realm?
Well, you start with a meditation practice, and build on it.
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10 Oct 2023 12:18 pm
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AnnoyedLiberall » 10 Oct 2023, 12:17 pm » wrote: Well, you start with a meditation practice, and build on it.
practice?
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10 Oct 2023 12:19 pm
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Redheaded Stranger » 10 Oct 2023, 12:16 pm » wrote: She ain't ****.

I may have to get a copy just to see what's up.

https://www.amazon.com/Get-High-Now-wit ... 0811867137

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10 Oct 2023 12:19 pm
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Buck Naked » 10 Oct 2023, 12:12 pm » wrote: does sex get you high?
Tantric sex will get you there.
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Annoyed Liberall
10 Oct 2023 12:20 pm
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You seem angry.
Go within, and heal that inner child.
Call on your spirit guides.
The universe wants you to be happy.
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10 Oct 2023 12:23 pm
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AnnoyedLiberall » 10 Oct 2023, 12:20 pm » wrote: You seem angry.
Go within, and heal that inner child.
Call on your spirit guides.
The universe wants you to be happy.
Says the angry liberal in denial.   :rofl:  
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