Why conservative retards should be on their knees THANKING the federal GUBMINT

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By LowIQTrash
17 Nov 2023 9:39 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Liberals/Democrats and Conservatives/Republicans like to complain about the federal gubmint...but one of these groups in fact should be in love.

Conservative retards should be on their knees THANKING the USA federal GUBMINT for all it's done for them.

Despite the fact the federal GUBMinT is basically one large grift - and the Wall Street puppets should all be despised (with the exception of a few like Ron Paul who seem fairly principled - even if I vehemently disagree with his semi-libertarian philosophy) - conservative retards should LOVE the federal GuBminT more than any other group (socialists, communists, anarchists, fascists, monarchists, greens, libertarians, even most milquetoast liberals).

Let's examine the top 3 reasons:

[Oh, and one last thing. Some of the more astute readers will note that my usage of Liberals/Democrats and Conservatives/Republicans above is erroneous because those terms shouldn't be bundled together as they are not identical.

("RINOs," "DINOs," "you're a neocon not a 'real' conservative," blah blah blah)

That's true but since the vast majority of liberal retards vote (D) and the vast majority of conservative retards vote (R) every election it literally makes zero difference, as you are all a bunch of lemmings who will flock to your corner the moment the illusion of "multiple choices" disappears - to nobody's shock and awe.]

1. Enforcing "Gangster Capitalism" 

Conservative retards have this romantic view of "free market capitalism" (an inherent contradiction in terms, although the subject is ill-suited for this thread as it will involve a long essay, and I can't be arsed to explain everything to retards in one go) where individuals, acting as atomized and self-interested entities, trade products and services for currency or other products and services.

The idea that markets operate in a competitive manner and will reach some sort of "equilibrium" to balance consumer/producer economic surplus is very appealing...if you happen to be an Econ 1 student.

(Wow, so much choice!  Image  )

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Whether it's stationing troops in Syria "for their oil" - as ZION "I love Israel" DON might say - invading Afghanistan to protect "Queen" Poppy, or invading Central America to ensure the continuity of profits of United Fruit, the "free market" sure needed a bunch of hired guns to get 'da jerb done! 

@Cannonpointer should consider adding that to his list of quips in his signature: "Free markets" sure need a bunch of hired guns to get the job done! 

When you bring up these facts, conservative retards will typically reply that America SHOULD enforce imperialism because it is such a powerful country (true, at least for now).

But then these same retards conveniently ignore/forget the contradiction with their original statement ("I support liberTEA and FREEDUMB, and FM Capitalism is about LiberTea and FreeDuMb"). 

Think about it - since maybe the War of 1812, an actual defensive war (200+ YEARS AGO) - the USA FEDERAL GUBMINT has been THE penultimate henchman of Gangster Capitalism - the same system conservatives are in love with.

Do you think fascists (like FOS), college "educated" LIBRULS screaming about reducing the DoD/Pentagon's budget, libertarians (like peepee) who prefer isolationism, or socialists/commies/anarcho-syndicalists (who abhor imperialism/capitalism) APPRECIATE the enforcement of gangster capitalism? 

So who is left to support Gangster Capitalism?

Oh, right...conservative retards. 
 
 
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17 Nov 2023 10:19 am
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Nobody is going to read a **** novel. Make it short and sweet. 2 or 3 sentences, THAT"S IT.
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17 Nov 2023 10:40 am
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2. Helping Wall Street


"Conjobs LOVE Wall St but hate the federal government, a SUBSIDIARY of Wall St." ~ @Cannonpointer  

Conservatives lack a basic understanding of economics - to nobody's surprise.

1. Government contracts - where all the FAT margins are

It's a not-so-well-kept secret in the corporate world that B2G contracts are the most desired/sought after because the margins are absolutely enormous.

I recall reading a study somewhere that if you got rid of all government contracts and readjusted the balance sheets of Fortune 500 companies, very few (maybe like 20%) would actually be profitable YoY (let's say, in any 5Y span). 

Conservatives say they hate the federal gubmint...but it's actually the federal gubmint propping up these corporations (Pfizer, Lockheed, Boeing, Shell, United Health, Caterpillar) they are in love with. 

- Love cars? Thank the federal gubmint for subsidizing highways and making America the car-dependent **** it is
- Love Amazon? Thank USPS
- Love private prisons? Thank the...
- Love Verizon/AT&T/Comcast? Thank the...
- Love the military? Thank the...
- Love the health insurance complex? Thank Nixon's HMOs + OBAMACARE 

2. Stock Market

Conservatives love the stock market. To them, the stock market is the epicenter...the zenith of "free market" capitalism. 

(Actually it's not - your local farmer's market or network of drug dealers is a true representation of a "free market")

If they were forced to choose between sticking with their fabled "principles" and watching the value of their 401Ks/IRAs go up...it's fairly obvious which one they would prefer.

Whenever the stock market is about to tank, the (((FEDERAL RESERVE))) comes out and makes some statements about interest rate reductions, doing OMOs, etc.

I believe this is due to the fact that Wall Street has basically made every American wage slave dependent on stock market returns for their retirement - and the federal gubmint is, once again, the "hired guns" sent to do the job.

When some large corps get in trouble...the federal gubmint promises bailouts and whatnot - and what do we hear from conservatives?

*Crickets*

In an actual "free market" stocks would be allowed to fall to their "appropriate" level...like say what happened in Greece:

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You will NEVER hear a conservative "free market supporter" say that they want stocks to reach "market clearing" prices. "Market clearing" means their retirement goes up in smoke...and we can't have that can we? 

3. Illegal Immigration

Conservatives say they despise illegal immigration. Illegal immigrants are streaming across the border and collecting welfare checks... Image  

BTW, illegal immigration is bad because it's one of many (((GLOBALIST))) pillars of "White Replacement," not because illegal immigrants "go on welfare" - conservative retards miss the point because they "think" the meager amount they pay in taxes is actually going to illegals as opposed to government contractors or indirect beneficiaries (like Walmart receiving food stamp payments / Tyson Foods employing "diaper wearing" illegals paid $4/hr at one of their chicken "food" processing centers to minimize labor expenses) GETTING RICH off illegal immigrant labor. 

As conservatives love Wall St., it's time to THANK the federal gubmint for making Wall St richer! 

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(If this segment confused you with all the contradictions, don't worry. Conservatives are not known for their sophistication which is why I'm here to disentangle their positions.)

 
 
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LowIQTrash » 17 Nov 2023, 10:31 am » wrote:
That's true but since the vast majority of liberal retards vote (D) and the vast majority of conservative retards vote (R) every election it literally makes zero difference, as you are all a bunch of lemmings who will flock to your corner the moment the illusion of "multiple choices" disappears - to nobody's shock and awe.]

1. Enforcing "Gangster Capitalism" 

Conservative retards have this romantic view of "free market capitalism" (an inherent contradiction in terms, although the subject is ill-suited for this thread as it will involve a long essay, and I can't be arsed to explain everything to retards in one go) where individuals, acting as atomized and self-interested entities, trade products and services for currency or other products and services.

The idea that markets operate in a competitive manner and will reach some sort of "equilibrium" to balance consumer/producer economic surplus is very appealing...if you happen to be an Econ 1 student.

(Wow, so much choice!  Image  )


Whether it's stationing troops in Syria "for their oil" - as ZION "I love Israel" DON might say - invading Afghanistan to protect "Queen" Poppy, or invading Central America to ensure the continuity of profits of United Fruit, the "free market" sure needed a bunch of hired guns to get 'da jerb done! 

@Cannonpointer should consider adding that to his list of quips in his signature: "Free markets" sure need a bunch of hired guns to get the job done! 
I already slapped clemmie with the question, "If capitalism is so freedomy, why does it always knock on the door with a gun in its hand?"
LowIQTrash » 17 Nov 2023, 10:31 am » wrote: When you bring up these facts, conservative retards will typically reply that America SHOULD enforce imperialism because it is such a powerful country (true, at least for now).

But then these same retards conveniently ignore/forget the contradiction with their original statement ("I support liberTEA and FREEDUMB, and FM Capitalism is about LiberTea and FreeDuMb"). 

Think about it - since maybe the War of 1812, an actual defensive war (200+ YEARS AGO) - the USA FEDERAL GUBMINT has been THE penultimate henchman of Gangster Capitalism - the same system conservatives are in love with.

Do you think fascists (like FOS), college "educated" LIBRULS screaming about reducing the DoD/Pentagon's budget, libertarians (like peepee) who prefer isolationism, or socialists/commies/anarcho-syndicalists (who abhor imperialism/capitalism) APPRECIATE the enforcement of gangster capitalism? 

So who is left to support Gangster Capitalism?

Oh, right...conservative retards.
And all the while, they support socialism in israel. And they have to do ALL of this with the same mouth the kiss rest area cocks with.

It's a full time job, being that schizo and stupid - and it generally requires a downstream mossad mouthpiece to help 'em with it.
 
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 12:13 pm » wrote: And all the while, they support socialism in israel. And they have to do ALL of this with the same mouth the kiss rest area cocks with.

It's a full time job, being that schizo and stupid - and it generally requires a downstream mossad mouthpiece to help 'em with it.
Gotta agree 100%
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17 Nov 2023 1:41 pm
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you paint a broad swathe.

I don't love the guberment.
I don't love wall street.
I don't love Israel.
we just don't know about "free" market; haven't had free market in eons.
I don't love imperialism either.

You should love Trump; he was weening the US OFF of other countries oil.
But good ole Joe, shoved us right back to dependency.
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sunburn » 17 Nov 2023, 2:41 pm » wrote: you paint a broad swathe.

I don't love the guberment.
I don't love wall street.
I don't love Israel.
we just don't know about "free" market; haven't had free market in eons.
I don't love imperialism either.

You should love Trump; he was weening the US OFF of other countries oil.
But good ole Joe, shoved us right back to dependency.
In four years trump was responsible for a full quarter of the national debt. That's not much of a record.

He is the one who allowed pig farma to unloose the demon jab - even pretended to TAKE it, the lying piece of ****. 

He kicked afghanistan down the road to someone with the balls to manage it. Okay, MIS-manage it. But at least pedo joe showed more balls than trump: he actually took it on. He did the job that trump lied HE would do. 

Don't get me wrong - I enjoyed every day of his pResidency.

But I don't let schadenfreude convince me that **** policies were shinola policies. Just because trump tweaked almost every nose I wanted to see tweaked, that doesn't mean he didn't continue the **** of the working class and the deification of the grossly wealthy. He fiddled along with the rest of 'em while rome burned. 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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PhiloBeddo » 17 Nov 2023, 11:19 am » wrote: Nobody is going to read a **** novel. Make it short and sweet. 2 or 3 sentences, THAT"S IT.
I read it. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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17 Nov 2023 2:50 pm
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LOl, **** idiot OP posting what someone else told him. Do any of you people actually know anything the TV didn't tell you?
 
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murdock » 17 Nov 2023, 3:50 pm » wrote: LOl, **** idiot OP posting what someone else told him. Do any of you people actually know anything the TV didn't tell you?
Enlighten us, fruitcake. 

Show us the REAL source of the OP. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 2:50 pm » wrote: In four years trump was responsible for a full quarter of the national debt. That's not much of a record.

He is the one who allowed pig farma to unloose the demon jab - even pretended to TAKE it, the lying piece of ****. 

He kicked afghanistan down the road to someone with the balls to manage it. Okay, MIS-manage it. But at least pedo joe showed more balls than trump: he actually took it on. He did the job that trump lied HE would do. 

Don't get me wrong - I enjoyed every day of his pResidency.

But I don't let schadenfreude convince me that **** policies were shinola policies. Just because trump tweaked almost every nose I wanted to see tweaked, that doesn't mean he didn't continue the **** of the working class and the deification of the grossly wealthy. He fiddled along with the rest of 'em while rome burned.
boo hoo.  nobody said he was perfect.
yeah, he left Afghanistain unfinished; he fulled expected re-election so MAYBE looking for better timing.
We all saw what Biden's rash decision caused.
He thought he might be doing the world a favor with the vaccine....but HE NEVER MANDATED IT!

 
 
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sunburn » 17 Nov 2023, 4:59 pm » wrote: boo hoo.  nobody said he was perfect.
yeah, he left Afghanistain unfinished; he fulled expected re-election so MAYBE looking for better timing.
We all saw what Biden's rash decision caused.
He thought he might be doing the world a favor with the vaccine....but HE NEVER MANDATED IT!
Well, the *** should do the world a favor and do the world no favors. 

He got manipulated by his big fat ego. He wanted to be the big I AM who saved the country from covid - and he was willing to act like a teenager to gitterdone. Adults know better than to let untested cures out for a virus that didn't even have any teeth. **** seasonal flus are more deadly. 

Trump got played like a rube.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 5:51 pm » wrote: Well, the *** should do the world a favor and do the world no favors. 

He got manipulated by his big fat ego. He wanted to be the big I AM who saved the country from covid - and he was willing to act like a teenager to gitterdone. Adults know better than to let untested cures out for a virus that didn't even have any teeth. **** seasonal flus are more deadly. 

Trump got played like a rube.
Agreed.

I voted for him the second time and will vote for him again. But it’s only right that we recognize his failings as good as he was on other fronts. So many can’t seem capable of it.
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Tempest62 » 17 Nov 2023, 6:03 pm » wrote: Agreed.

I voted for him the second time and will vote for him again. But it’s only right that we recognize his failings as good as he was on other fronts. So many can’t seem capable of it.
They're cultists. Their affection is child-like. He can do no wrong. It's just downright silly. But that is how ideologues are.
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 6:05 pm » wrote: They're cultists. Their affection is child-like. He can do no wrong. It's just downright silly. But that is how ideologues are.
yup 
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 5:51 pm » wrote: Well, the *** should do the world a favor and do the world no favors. 

He got manipulated by his big fat ego. He wanted to be the big I AM who saved the country from covid - and he was willing to act like a teenager to gitterdone. Adults know better than to let untested cures out for a virus that didn't even have any teeth. **** seasonal flus are more deadly. 

Trump got played like a rube.
not gonna argue that at all.  he didn't mandate it tho.
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Sorry OP, I kinda like the original overarching American value of despising govt., keeping it the **** out if the way and nearly disappear.
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sunburn » 17 Nov 2023, 6:36 pm » wrote: not gonna argue that at all.  he didn't mandate it tho.
He didn't murder Kennedy, either - but he turned in a real mixed bag performance as president. 

I mean, ya HAVE to love the guy, if only because of the queers that hate him. But come on - 8 trillion? Obama borrowed less money in twice the time - and he's an actual **** ***. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer » 17 Nov 2023, 10:01 pm » wrote: He didn't murder Kennedy, either - but he turned in a real mixed bag performance as president. 

I mean, ya HAVE to love the guy, if only because of the queers that hate him. But come on - 8 trillion? Obama borrowed less money in twice the time - and he's an actual **** ***.
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"socialists, communists, anarchists, fascists, monarchists, greens, libertarians, even most milquetoast liberals"

Thais over complicated = far out political scam theory's.

Monarchical dictatorship for people who have been mostly non voluntarily separated into various feudal subsidies groups or constitutional republic with individual rights such as free speech, right of self employment and self sufficiency, individual contract negotiation rights, etc.
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