Liberal Forum

"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
Leviticus 18:22
 

Homosexual acts are meant to lead you into the work of the Devil, as evolution is a blatant lie and those who follow it will follow it even unto the mouth of damnation. For the true explanation let us turn to the Divine Scripture, which informs us that God our God is a jealous God, which is to say, when he sees you doing the buttseks with your boyfriend, it fills him with a powerful righteous indignation to foil your efforts by planting his own seed, as he did for the Virgin Mary, and unlike your mortal seed that passes away, God's immortal seed can never die, never go away, but will fill a man from brain to Kaposi's sarcoma lesion with an unstoppable force. This divine seed, together with amyl nitrate poppers, preserved food, and beliefs in unnatural practices such as the teaching of evolution, will inevitably lead to a slow wasting away.