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The 4th Reich
4 Dec 2023 11:27 am
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Go!
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ROG62
4 Dec 2023 11:31 am
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Echt?
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Dec 2023 11:37 am
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I did that once.. I said I am a woman. Ask me anything.
The first question i got was...
"Why does my wife have so many throw pillows on our couch. I have no where to sit."
I thought that was very cute. :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
of course- I'm not like that at all. I only have 9.
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Mrkelly
4 Dec 2023 11:42 am
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How does it feel to read this now?
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ROG62
4 Dec 2023 11:43 am
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Dec 2023, 12:37 pm » wrote: I did that once.. I said I am a woman. Ask me anything.
The first question i got was...
"Why does my wife have so many throw pillows on our couch. I have no where to sit."
I thought that was very cute. Image   Image   Image  
of course- I'm not like that at all. I only have 9.
LOL...our bed is that way and the law of the land is last one out makes the bed...when I make the bed, I always put them up wrong on purpose just so the pillow nazi (no affiliation with OP) can feel justified.... :lol:  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Dec 2023 11:45 am
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Water Cooler Poleece
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ROG62 » 04 Dec 2023, 12:43 pm » wrote: LOL...our bed is that way and the law of the land is last one out makes the bed...when I make the bed, I always put them up wrong on purpose just so the pillow nazi (no affiliation with OP) can feel justified.... Image
hahahahaha :rofl:  you sound like me.
 
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ConsRule
4 Dec 2023 11:49 am
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Were you born a world class idiot, or is it the result of some training?
 
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RebelGator
4 Dec 2023 11:57 am
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Dec 2023, 12:37 pm » wrote: I did that once.. I said I am a woman. Ask me anything.
The first question i got was...
"Why does my wife have so many throw pillows on our couch. I have no where to sit."
I thought that was very cute. Image   Image   Image  
of course- I'm not like that at all. I only have 9.
When I'm taking a shower there's s like 16 bottles of stuff in the shower caddy, on the towel bars.....all over. I don't understand why we have to use Tahitian Body Lotion or Mango Essence of Rain Forest.....I'm looking for shampoo and there is nothing by that name that I can ever find. I suspect the reason I'm losing my hair could be that it's not conditioner I'm using but maybe something the girls are putting on their legs instead of shaving. Women are weird.
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sooted up Cyndi
4 Dec 2023 12:02 pm
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RebelGator » 04 Dec 2023, 12:57 pm » wrote: When I'm taking a shower there's s like 16 bottles of stuff in the shower caddy, on the towel bars.....all over. I don't understand why we have to use Tahitian Body Lotion or Mango Essence of Rain Forest.....I'm looking for shampoo and there is nothing by that name that I can ever find. I suspect the reason I'm losing my hair could be that it's not conditioner I'm using but maybe something the girls are putting on their legs instead of shaving. Women are weird.

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*GHETTO BLASTER
4 Dec 2023 12:12 pm
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Who have become the NEW NAZIS of the 21st Century....?
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Skans
4 Dec 2023 1:32 pm
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Are you a registered member of the American Nazi Party?
 
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Skans
4 Dec 2023 1:34 pm
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RebelGator » 04 Dec 2023, 12:57 pm » wrote: When I'm taking a shower there's s like 16 bottles of stuff in the shower caddy, on the towel bars.....all over. I don't understand why we have to use Tahitian Body Lotion or Mango Essence of Rain Forest.....I'm looking for shampoo and there is nothing by that name that I can ever find. I suspect the reason I'm losing my hair could be that it's not conditioner I'm using but maybe something the girls are putting on their legs instead of shaving. Women are weird.
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This is all you need in your shower.  It will clean your skin.  Clean your face.  Clean your hair.  And, clean your asshole (but, gently).  If you have anything in your shower, other than a bar of LAVA, then I must question your manhood!
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RebelGator
4 Dec 2023 1:47 pm
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Skans » 04 Dec 2023, 2:34 pm » wrote: Image
 
This is all you need in your shower.  It will clean your skin.  Clean your face.  Clean your hair.  And, clean your asshole (but, gently).  If you have anything in your shower, other than a bar of LAVA, then I must question your manhood!
:rolleyes:  It's not me, we're renting while we build a new house.....stuck with one bathroom.
 
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Skans
4 Dec 2023 1:48 pm
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RebelGator » 04 Dec 2023, 2:47 pm » wrote: Image  It's not me, we're renting while we build a new house.....stuck with one bathroom.
Throw all that bottle crap away, and leave your family with the clean feeling of LAVA!
 
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*rippy38
4 Dec 2023 1:54 pm
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Skans » 04 Dec 2023, 2:34 pm » wrote: Image
 
This is all you need in your shower.  It will clean your skin.  Clean your face.  Clean your hair.  And, clean your asshole (but, gently).  If you have anything in your shower, other than a bar of LAVA, then I must question your manhood!
That and a rinse of WD-40 will have you squeaky clean.
 
 
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nuckin futz
4 Dec 2023 2:14 pm
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RebelGator » 04 Dec 2023, 12:57 pm » wrote: When I'm taking a shower there's s like 16 bottles of stuff in the shower caddy, on the towel bars.....all over. I don't understand why we have to use Tahitian Body Lotion or Mango Essence of Rain Forest.....I'm looking for shampoo and there is nothing by that name that I can ever find. I suspect the reason I'm losing my hair could be that it's not conditioner I'm using but maybe something the girls are putting on their legs instead of shaving. Women are weird.
I'll bet you use Mango Mussolini, being a die hard Trumptoid! :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
 
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Skans
4 Dec 2023 2:15 pm
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RedheadedStranger » 04 Dec 2023, 2:54 pm » wrote: That and a rinse of WD-40 will have you squeaky clean.
^^^^^ That's how you can tell if someone has ever worked on ****. :clap:  
 
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nuckin futz
4 Dec 2023 2:17 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 04 Dec 2023, 12:45 pm » wrote: hahahahaha Image  you sound like me.
Since you have behaved today, here is my obligatory Hippie mobile!
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 @sooted up Cyndi  
 
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Skans
4 Dec 2023 2:22 pm
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nuckinfutz » 04 Dec 2023, 3:17 pm » wrote: Since you have behaved today, here is my obligatory Hippie mobile!
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 @sooted up Cyndi
That got blown up in Gaza. 
 
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nuckin futz
4 Dec 2023 2:35 pm
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Skans » 04 Dec 2023, 3:22 pm » wrote: That got blown up in Gaza.
By PALESTINIAN Hippies? :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
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