What would you guys want for xmas?

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sooted up Cyndi
14 Dec 2023 10:57 am
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 10:42 am » wrote: When I was 15, Santy brought me a smart mouth and a bad attitude.

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he sure did. :rofl:   :rofl:  
 
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14 Dec 2023 11:36 am
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Skans » 14 Dec 2023, 9:11 am » wrote: I'm suddenly not feeling all that generous!
Wifey won’t like you responding to and commenting on pictures of beautiful women.
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14 Dec 2023 12:28 pm
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righteous » 14 Dec 2023, 12:36 pm » wrote: Wifey won’t like you responding to and commenting on pictures of beautiful women.
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Wifey doesn't care if I look, just if I touch. 
 
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14 Dec 2023 12:37 pm
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Hmm.. good question. Working on a new job and therefore higher income so have that base covered. My primary hobby is collecting vinyl records and well.. not sure I will ever be fully satiated on that front. so probably not the best gift idea. I would say a trip to some remote place such as Jarbidge NV, For Bidwell CA, Metaline Falls WA.. leave civilization behind for 3 to 5 days.
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14 Dec 2023 1:00 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 09 Dec 2023, 4:06 pm » wrote: If you could have anything? and don't say a million bucks? Image   That's coping out.
I don't want anything- I want to want something? but i don't! Image
Hey, Mrs. Claus, I want one of these.
 
 
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14 Dec 2023 1:06 pm
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Skans » 14 Dec 2023, 2:00 pm » wrote: Hey, Mrs. Claus, I want one of these....Image  
Why on Earth would you want that piece of crap? its 800 dollars.
He's dead Jim!
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sooted up Cyndi
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Skans » 14 Dec 2023, 2:00 pm » wrote: Hey, Mrs. Claus, I want one of these....Image
what is that? laugh!
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14 Dec 2023 1:08 pm
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You can douche with it.
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 2:08 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 14 Dec 2023, 2:06 pm » wrote: what is that? laugh!
 
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sooted up Cyndi
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Skans » 14 Dec 2023, 1:28 pm » wrote: Wifey doesn't care if I look, just if I touch.
That's cute!
I never Cared if one of my old men touched - do the work- They never got too far? i just figured - we are all too damn old?
 
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14 Dec 2023 3:01 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 14 Dec 2023, 3:49 pm » wrote: That's cute!
I never Cared if one of my old men touched - do the work- They never got too far? i just figured - we are all too damn old?
Oh, Wifey would rip my head off if I touched. Even just looking took her years to get used to.
 
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14 Dec 2023 3:07 pm
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Santa is bringing me a Turknelli


Bob
 
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14 Dec 2023 3:25 pm
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SOCKSAVINGS » 14 Dec 2023, 4:07 pm » wrote: Santa is bringing me a Turknelli

Bob
You can use that to shoot a Turducken.

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sooted up Cyndi
14 Dec 2023 3:43 pm
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Skans » 14 Dec 2023, 4:01 pm » wrote: Oh, Wifey would rip my head off if I touched. Even just looking took her years to get used to.
:die:   :die:   :rofl:  
 
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14 Dec 2023 3:49 pm
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RedheadedStranger » 14 Dec 2023, 4:25 pm » wrote: You can use that to shoot a Turducken.

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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 10:50 am » wrote: Dang, another ignorant remark from the *** Jane. Jane, suck my dick with your mother's asshole.
You haven't told us yet, what would you like for xmas?

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Jantje_Smit » 15 Dec 2023, 9:22 am » wrote: You haven't told us yet, what would you like for xmas?

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Your mom sucking my dick with her asshole.
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15 Dec 2023 10:16 am
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murdock » 15 Dec 2023, 11:01 am » wrote: Your mom sucking my dick with her asshole.
You may not believe it but I saw that coming.. you're not just flagrant, you're also a very predictable obsessed ***..

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15 Dec 2023 10:33 am
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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 2:06 pm » wrote: Why on Earth would you want that piece of crap? its 800 dollars.
If I could find one of those for $800, I'd buy it.  Would need to transfer on a Form 3 or 4, because it would be an AOW.   As for "why" - because I think its an interesting "gadget gun".

Some people think of guns as "tools".  I'm not one of those people.  I am interested in the engineering and design aspects.
 
 
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Jantje_Smit » 15 Dec 2023, 11:16 am » wrote: You may not believe it but I saw that coming.. you're not just flagrant, you're also a very predictable obsessed ***..

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I saw it 
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