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murdock
11 Dec 2023 2:39 pm
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sooted up Cyndi » 11 Dec 2023, 3:28 pm » wrote: We DO NOT change your diapers here--- stretchy????  change your avatar? stretchy?
**** you up your bitch *** whore.
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murdock
11 Dec 2023 2:40 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 11 Dec 2023, 3:17 pm » wrote: Anything beyond a one track mantra is nonsense to your nurtured socially induced like minded mentality that corrupted your entire ancestry as you followed in their footsteps pretending intellect is a higher plane of evolving than navigating time evolving forward here one of a kind equally inhabiting space as those you define inferior.

Arrived in life same way you did. Conceived to replace.
You don't have to prove it anymore, we know you are a babbling idiot.
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murdock
11 Dec 2023 2:45 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 11 Dec 2023, 5:35 am » wrote: Sticks and stones can break my bones, but the words you use against me, defeat yourself from understanding what is missing from your ideology. Complete understanding why you exist at all. Your intellectual soul honors ideas you have no sole time displaced.

It is all because of how you believe actual life is too difficult to understand everything your brain navigates adapting in time occupying space with a body never same results twice, adapting the same way since conceived for everything native to this atmosphere.

Same way living would live in any other atmosphere, on any other planet universally here now, every other lifetime than yourself.

Specificity of displacement is self evident navigating around everything else outside your skin.
Babbling **** idiot.
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sooted up Cyndi
11 Dec 2023 2:48 pm
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murdock » 11 Dec 2023, 3:39 pm » wrote: **** you up your bitch *** whore.
we don't rub cream in your stretch marks... try baby Hooey.  :rofl:   
 
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sooted up Cyndi
11 Dec 2023 2:49 pm
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murdock » 11 Dec 2023, 3:39 pm » wrote: **** you up your bitch *** whore.
:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
 
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11 Dec 2023 2:51 pm
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sootedupCyndi » 11 Dec 2023, 3:48 pm » wrote: we don't rub cream in your stretch marks... try baby Hooey.  Image
you are too mean Iona

dont listen to her stretch 

we know you cant reach those stretch marks to put cream on them 



 
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murdock
11 Dec 2023 2:52 pm
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sooted up Cyndi » 11 Dec 2023, 3:48 pm » wrote: we don't rub cream in your stretch marks... try baby Hooey.  :rofl:   
 
**** you up your bitch *** whore.
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sole
11 Dec 2023 2:53 pm
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murdock » 11 Dec 2023, 3:40 pm » wrote: You don't have to prove it anymore, we know you are a babbling idiot.
I don't have to prove self evident evolving when each ancestor is self evidently evolving here in plain sight since conceived to replace their previous generation people. 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents 16 great great. grandparents.

Here let me give you a map pof event horizons to show you how it works regardless which ancestral lineage you are from.

guess I better explain it again since most people ignore what I have said for last 17 years.

In this figure there are 5 parallel vertical axises to center axis and one horizontal plan showing 5 generation numbers since point of inception humans occupying time in this atmosphere specifically as theya re behaving currently alive.

pink and blue surfaces are original 16 great great grandparents. second generation after inception are the peaks created on the 4 parallel vertical axises to center. 3rd generation are the 4 corners to the horizontal plane where there are 40 inside angles from center mass two parents deliver each great great grandchild of the 5 generation gap family tree. Now all the open spaces are physically filled by siblings of each generation that didn't become 1 of 2 parents and they become extinct without any great great grandchildren living beyond their time alive. Really is thermodynamically sound.

https://i.postimg.cc/504jx6bR/Picture-278.jpg
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11 Dec 2023 2:54 pm
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Monderegal » 11 Dec 2023, 3:33 pm » wrote: More money to give to my girl.
She in college?
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11 Dec 2023 2:55 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 11 Dec 2023, 3:53 pm » wrote: I don't have to prove self evident evolving when each ancestor is self evidently evolving here in plain sight since conceived to replace their previous generation people. 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents 16 great great. grandparents.

Here let me give you a map pof event horizons to show you how it works regardless which ancestral lineage you are from.

guess I better explain it again since most people ignore what I have said for last 17 years.

In this figure there are 5 parallel vertical axises to center axis and one horizontal plan showing 5 generation numbers since point of inception humans occupying time in this atmosphere specifically as theya re behaving currently alive.

pink and blue surfaces are original 16 great great grandparents. second generation after inception are the peaks created on the 4 parallel vertical axises to center. 3rd generation are the 4 corners to the horizontal plane where there are 40 inside angles from center mass two parents deliver each great great grandchild of the 5 generation gap family tree. Now all the open spaces are physically filled by siblings of each generation that didn't become 1 of 2 parents and they become extinct without any great great grandchildren living beyond their time alive. Really is thermodynamically sound.

https://i.postimg.cc/504jx6bR/Picture-278.jpg
Why are you such a babbling **** idiot?
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Skans
11 Dec 2023 3:04 pm
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Are you happily married? Kids?  If so, and if I were the Devil, I would grant you your wish and wouldn't even require your soul as payment.

If you are happy, it is best to be thankful for this and NOT to mess with time travel.   Because, the likelihood of making things any better for yourself is ZERO.  Now, if you are not happy with the way your life turned out, then.......TAKE THE TIME-TRAVEL DEAL.


 
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11 Dec 2023 3:11 pm
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Skans » 11 Dec 2023, 4:04 pm » wrote: Are you happily married? Kids?  If so, and if I were the Devil, I would grant you your wish and wouldn't even require your soul as payment.

If you are happy, it is best to be thankful for this and NOT to mess with time travel.   Because, the likelihood of making things any better for yourself is ZERO.  Now, if you are not happy with the way your life turned out, then.......TAKE THE TIME-TRAVEL DEAL.
If you can return to your present time...what difference does it make...?
The ad makes it look like the Time Traveler wants to lend a hand at the Alamo with a couple of  M-16s...?
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11 Dec 2023 3:14 pm
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murdock » 11 Dec 2023, 3:55 pm » wrote: Why are you such a babbling **** idiot?
Intellectual typecasting is all an intellectually trained stereotypical person does loathing the skin they are stuck in since conceived. They join people wishing now wasn't eternity paying to sustain realities where rule of law defends malcontents until extinction so those collecting the taxes rule the world cradle to grave of those dedicated to denying now is eternity.


For christmas this year, I want humanity to vanish into thin air without harming a genetic displacement alive.

simple request everyone change their mind and use their natural fertilized cell's nucleus behind their eyes and between their ears and navigate in real time displaced.
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11 Dec 2023 3:35 pm
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No, the sad thing is that she actually has money.
Nothing is easier than defending the status quo.
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sooted up Cyndi
11 Dec 2023 3:38 pm
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Mrkelly » 11 Dec 2023, 3:51 pm » wrote: you are too mean Iona

dont listen to her stretch 

we know you cant reach those stretch marks to put cream on them
 Mr. Kelly- yea-
but i'm really just kidding. It's a SPORT! I really don't hate anyone...  :die:  
 
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11 Dec 2023 3:43 pm
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GHETTOBLASTER » 11 Dec 2023, 4:11 pm » wrote: If you can return to your present time...what difference does it make...?
The ad makes it look like the Time Traveler wants to lend a hand at the Alamo with a couple of  M-16s...?
Present Scenario.  You are happily married (or maybe not so happy), have kids, maybe even grand kids.

Devil's Deal - You can go back in time to when you were 18 years old, and be 18 again.  You get to re-live your life any way you want and in 30 years return back to your present family in your present time, and even get to keep the new memories of the extra 30 years you got to live.  So, in short - you get to be young again, get an extra 30 years free added onto your life, get to return to your present life, and don't even have to pay with your soul.

You take the Deal.  You are instantly transported back to when you were 18 years old.  You're horny (and good looking) as hell. Technically, you aren't (yet) married, so you go on an all out ******-chasing binge. You have total old-man confidence so you date whoever you want and have sex essentially whenever you want.  You already know what's going to happen with the stock market, so you make some "smart" investments and become extremely wealthy.  You eventually fall in love.  Heck, you have another 20 years to go until you have to go back, you get married and have some kids with a woman you are totally in love with.  YOU GOT IT RIGHT this time!  You are a better dad and your kids adore you.  And, you adore them.  Life is wonderful.

Epilogue.  It's been 30 years and now you are instantly transported to the time you left.  Your wife, kids and perhaps grand kids never even realized you left.  It was instantaneous.  No time passed for them, just 30 years for you.  You lose the wife and kids you grew to adore.  Your present wife is just a distant memory.  Your kids are just a distant memory.  In fact, you DID cheat on your wife - had 30 years of cheating on your wife.  You know it.  You don't even know your present wife any longer.  You're different, very different and you and your present wife end up divorced.   You are distanced from your present children because all you can think about are the kids you adore that just went away.  Your life is destroyed. 
 
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Skans » 11 Dec 2023, 4:43 pm » wrote: Present Scenario.  You are happily married (or maybe not so happy), have kids, maybe even grand kids.

Devil's Deal - You can go back in time to when you were 18 years old, and be 18 again.  You get to re-live your life any way you want and in 30 years return back to your present family in your present time, and even get to keep the new memories of the extra 30 years you got to live.  So, in short - you get to be young again, get an extra 30 years free added onto your life, get to return to your present life, and don't even have to pay with your soul.

You take the Deal.  You are instantly transported back to when you were 18 years old.  You're horny (and good looking) as hell. Technically, you aren't (yet) married, so you go on an all out ******-chasing binge. You have total old-man confidence so you date whoever you want and have sex essentially whenever you want.  You already know what's going to happen with the stock market, so you make some "smart" investments and become extremely wealthy.  You eventually fall in love.  Heck, you have another 20 years to go until you have to go back, you get married and have some kids with a woman you are totally in love with.  YOU GOT IT RIGHT this time!  You are a better dad and your kids adore you.  And, you adore them.  Life is wonderful.

Epilogue.  It's been 30 years and now you are instantly transported to the time you left.  Your wife, kids and perhaps grand kids never even realized you left.  It was instantaneous.  No time passed for them, just 30 years for you.  You lose the wife and kids you grew to adore.  Your present wife is just a distant memory.  Your kids are just a distant memory.  In fact, you DID cheat on your wife - had 30 years of cheating on your wife.  You know it.  You don't even know your present wife any longer.  You're different, very different and you and your present wife end up divorced.   You are distanced from your present children because all you can think about are the kids you adore that just went away.  Your life is destroyed.

Who know what the actual deal would be.
None of this should be taken seriously...but in the spirit of fun.
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11 Dec 2023 3:50 pm
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GHETTOBLASTER » 11 Dec 2023, 4:45 pm » wrote: Who know what the actual deal would be.
None of this should be taken seriously...but in the spirit of fun.
Its the Devil.  He already knows the outcome if you take his deal.  If you are happy, be grateful for what you've got and don't look back. Because, if you take the deal, you may be spending every moment of those 30 years agonizing for something you already had. Even if you are not happy with your life and create a better life, you will be sad for what you lose and live out your remaining days agonizing for something you had, but lost.  It's a no-win situation.  You don't take the deal!!!
 
 
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11 Dec 2023 3:51 pm
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murdock » 11 Dec 2023, 3:39 pm » wrote: **** you up your bitch *** whore.
no no- your're famous for doing men. :wave:  
 
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11 Dec 2023 5:05 pm
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GHETTO BLASTER » 11 Dec 2023, 4:45 pm » wrote: Who know what the actual deal would be.
None of this should be taken seriously...but in the spirit of fun.
(isn't spirit of fun one of those plausible deniability things there is something else taking place?
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