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I GUESS I'M A CRIMINAL
I GUESS I'M A CRIMINAL
By murdock
14 Dec 2023 7:58 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
14 Dec 2023 7:58 pm
I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like scum like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 8:02 pm
My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 8:58 pm » wrote: ↑ I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
14 Dec 2023 8:28 pm
Have a few drinks. Then, go cut your mattress tag off. It feels good.Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: ↑ My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.
You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 8:32 pm
See, this is what I DON'T need to be hearing. I'm not just a regular guy. On the weekends, I get with other pedders (Moped outlaws) and we raise a bit of heck.murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 9:28 pm » wrote: ↑ Have a few drinks. Then, go cut your mattress tag off. It feels good.
Some guy makes noise about our crazy ways, and maybe the street light near his house mysteriously is out a week or two later.
I'm trying to hold it together and not get TOO rambunctious and bring myself to the attention of "the man."
But there are certain things I GOTTA do. Wearing my pleathers on the weekends is one of them. Even to bowling.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
14 Dec 2023 9:14 pm
My partner will butt **** you in the mouth for hours.Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: ↑ My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.
You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 9:15 pm
My instinct is to **** your mother. Hard. Real hard. Again.Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: ↑ My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.
You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 9:21 pm
You KNOW you want to cut that tag off! No one is stopping you! NO ONE! Do it! DO IT!Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:32 pm » wrote: ↑ See, this is what I DON'T need to be hearing. I'm not just a regular guy. On the weekends, I get with other pedders (Moped outlaws) and we raise a bit of heck.
Some guy makes noise about our crazy ways, and maybe the street light near his house mysteriously is out a week or two later.
I'm trying to hold it together and not get TOO rambunctious and bring myself to the attention of "the man."
But there are certain things I GOTTA do. Wearing my pleathers on the weekends is one of them. Even to bowling.
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 9:28 pm
Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret.murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 10:21 pm » wrote: ↑ You KNOW you want to cut that tag off! No one is stopping you! NO ONE! Do it! DO IT!
I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
14 Dec 2023 9:31 pm
Reported!Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: ↑ Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret.
I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED.
He's dead Jim!
14 Dec 2023 9:59 pm
PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- Philadelphia police conducting a homicide investigation after a man's body was found in a shopping cart in the city's Kensington section Wednesday night. A 911 call came in around 11:30 p.m. after someone noticed the body in the cart at H and Westmoreland streets. The man was discovered in the shopping cart with blankets and debris, and had no shoes or socks. He also had no identification on him but police said they believed he was in his 30s.
"It's not getting out of hand, it's already out of hand," said one neighbor who didn't want to be identified. She wasn't surprised by the gruesome discovery. "Not surprised if something last night because it won't be the first time, that's for sure," she said. Police told Action News the man had injuries to his face and blood around his mouth and eyes. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
"Right now, we don't know the cause of death. We don't know if there's any trauma," Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Scott Small said. Officers also followed a trail of blood about a half a block to an abandoned house. The occupants inside were taken in by police for further investigation. Police said early Thursday an arrest was made but have since updated to say there have been no arrests. Investigators have not ruled out an overdose death but are waiting on toxicology results.
"It's not getting out of hand, it's already out of hand," said one neighbor who didn't want to be identified. She wasn't surprised by the gruesome discovery. "Not surprised if something last night because it won't be the first time, that's for sure," she said. Police told Action News the man had injuries to his face and blood around his mouth and eyes. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
"Right now, we don't know the cause of death. We don't know if there's any trauma," Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Scott Small said. Officers also followed a trail of blood about a half a block to an abandoned house. The occupants inside were taken in by police for further investigation. Police said early Thursday an arrest was made but have since updated to say there have been no arrests. Investigators have not ruled out an overdose death but are waiting on toxicology results.
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14 Dec 2023 11:30 pm
*GASPS*murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 8:58 pm » wrote: ↑ I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like scum like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
NOT THE MATTRESS TAG!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WO6_IiZ_WI
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom 
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
14 Dec 2023 11:32 pm
Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: ↑ Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret.
I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED.
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
15 Dec 2023 12:00 am
Well played, sir. You sucked me in, you coaxed me, you destroyed my life.
But there is something that you forgot to take into account.
My gang. The Weekenders.
Maybe next week, maybe next year - but someday; and you will never know when, - maybe your house gets teepeed, or the street lamp on the corner mysterious goes out... repeatedly.
I may be going to the big house. But every time you see an older, overweight guy wearing pleather, you're going to be looking over your shoulder.
And that's for the rest of your life. Because Weekenders never forget.
Actually, I guess it's til the end of their lives. But these are some healthy **** retirees, my friend. They bowl. Some of 'em on leagues. A lot of these guys cut their own grass.
Not so clever now - are ya.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
15 Dec 2023 12:06 am
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If busting on peoples mom was a crime...you would get a natural. (life with no chance of parole)
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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15 Dec 2023 12:09 am
If that were to happen, it would break your mother's heart.MackTheFinger » 15 Dec 2023, 1:06 am » wrote: ↑ .
If busting on peoples mom was a crime...you would get a natural. (life with no chance of parole)
No more cheap wine and cigarettes from that nice old guy with halitosis.
No more whiskey dick, no more drunken horse ****.
She NEEDS me, son. Your internet mother NEEDS me.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
15 Dec 2023 12:16 am
Is the beer cold enough tonight ???Cannonpointer » 15 Dec 2023, 1:09 am » wrote: ↑ If that were to happen, it would break your mother's heart.
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ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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15 Dec 2023 12:23 am
It's Boone's Farm - the kind she likes. And yes.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
15 Dec 2023 12:30 am
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How was your retard anonymous meeting tonight ?
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Hi my name is cockpointer and I'm a retard.
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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15 Dec 2023 12:33 am
No need to be rude bro.MackTheFinger » 15 Dec 2023, 1:30 am » wrote: ↑ .
How was your retard anonymous meeting tonight ?
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Hi my name is cockpointer and I'm a retard.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
15 Dec 2023 12:41 am
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Your killing me...my negro !
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ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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