I GUESS I'M A CRIMINAL

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By murdock
14 Dec 2023 7:58 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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murdock
14 Dec 2023 7:58 pm
14 Dec 2023 7:58 pm
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I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like scum like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 8:02 pm
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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 8:58 pm » wrote: I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.

You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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14 Dec 2023 8:28 pm
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.

You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
 
Have a few drinks. Then, go cut your mattress tag off. It feels good.
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 8:32 pm
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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 9:28 pm » wrote: Have a few drinks. Then, go cut your mattress tag off. It feels good.
See, this is what I DON'T need to be hearing. I'm not just a regular guy. On the weekends, I get with other pedders (Moped outlaws) and we raise a bit of heck. 

Some guy makes noise about our crazy ways, and maybe the street light near his house mysteriously is out a week or two later. 

I'm trying to hold it together and not get TOO rambunctious and bring myself to the attention of "the man."

But there are certain things I GOTTA do. Wearing my pleathers on the weekends is one of them. Even to bowling. 
 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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14 Dec 2023 9:14 pm
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.

You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
 
My partner will butt **** you in the mouth for hours.
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 9:15 pm
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:02 pm » wrote: My instinct is to talk you down, but my fear is that you will drag me into a life of crime with you.

You're bringing more crazy than I think I can handle!
 
My instinct is to **** your mother. Hard. Real hard. Again.
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 9:21 pm
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 9:32 pm » wrote: See, this is what I DON'T need to be hearing. I'm not just a regular guy. On the weekends, I get with other pedders (Moped outlaws) and we raise a bit of heck. 

Some guy makes noise about our crazy ways, and maybe the street light near his house mysteriously is out a week or two later. 

I'm trying to hold it together and not get TOO rambunctious and bring myself to the attention of "the man."

But there are certain things I GOTTA do. Wearing my pleathers on the weekends is one of them. Even to bowling. 
 
 
 
You KNOW you want to cut that tag off! No one is stopping you! NO ONE! Do it! DO IT!
He's dead Jim!
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14 Dec 2023 9:28 pm
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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 10:21 pm » wrote: You KNOW you want to cut that tag off! No one is stopping you! NO ONE! Do it! DO IT!
Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret. 

I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED. Image  
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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14 Dec 2023 9:31 pm
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret. 

I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED. Image  
 
 
Reported!
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14 Dec 2023 9:59 pm
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PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- Philadelphia police conducting a homicide investigation after a man's body was found in a shopping cart in the city's Kensington section Wednesday night. A 911 call came in around 11:30 p.m. after someone noticed the body in the cart at H and Westmoreland streets. The man was discovered in the shopping cart with blankets and debris, and had no shoes or socks. He also had no identification on him but police said they believed he was in his 30s.

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murdock » 14 Dec 2023, 8:58 pm » wrote: I've been having mixed feelings for a while. Like at Walmart. I saw the checker didn't scan my loaf of bread and I said nothing. Today I was in 7-11 and I bought two newspapers but the stupid chink bitch only charged me for one. Now, I have urges to do more things criminals like scum like me do. So without thinking I went straight to my bedroom with my new knife I told you all about and cut my **** mattress tag off! I'm getting worse it seems...
*GASPS*
NOT THE MATTRESS TAG!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WO6_IiZ_WI
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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Cannonpointer » 14 Dec 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: Look, I don't want "the man" coming at me - but I'm going to tell you a secret. 

I cut the tags off mattresses IN THE STORE, BEFORE THEY ARE PURCHASED. Image

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Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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15 Dec 2023 12:00 am
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Well played, sir. You sucked me in, you coaxed me, you destroyed my life. 

But there is something that you forgot to take into account. 

My gang. The Weekenders. 

Maybe next week, maybe next year - but someday; and you will never know when, - maybe your house gets teepeed, or the street lamp on the corner mysterious goes out... repeatedly.  :ninja:  

I may be going to the big house. But every time you see an older, overweight guy wearing pleather, you're going to be looking over your shoulder.

And that's for the rest of your life. Because Weekenders never forget.  :ninja:  

Actually, I guess it's til the end of their lives. But these are some healthy **** retirees, my friend. They bowl. Some of 'em on leagues. A lot of these guys cut their own grass.

Not so clever now - are ya.  :ninja:   :ninja:   :ninja:   :ninja:  
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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15 Dec 2023 12:06 am
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Cannonpointer » 15 Dec 2023, 1:00 am » wrote: ...you destroye.d my life. 
 
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If busting on peoples mom was a crime...you would get a natural.   (life with no chance of parole)
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15 Dec 2023 12:09 am
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MackTheFinger » 15 Dec 2023, 1:06 am » wrote: .
If busting on peoples mom was a crime...you would get a natural.   (life with no chance of parole)
If that were to happen, it would break your mother's heart.

No more cheap wine and cigarettes from that nice old guy with halitosis. 

No more whiskey dick, no more drunken horse ****.

She NEEDS me, son. Your internet mother NEEDS me.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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15 Dec 2023 12:16 am
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Cannonpointer » 15 Dec 2023, 1:09 am » wrote: If that were to happen, it would break your mother's heart.
Is the beer cold enough tonight ???
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15 Dec 2023 12:23 am
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MackTheFinger » 15 Dec 2023, 1:16 am » wrote: Is the beer cold enough tonight ???
 
It's Boone's Farm - the kind she likes. And yes.
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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15 Dec 2023 12:30 am
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Cannonpointer » 15 Dec 2023, 1:23 am » wrote: It's Boone's Farm - the kind she likes. And yes.
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How was your retard anonymous meeting tonight ?
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Hi my name is cockpointer and I'm a retard.
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15 Dec 2023 12:33 am
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MackTheFinger » 15 Dec 2023, 1:30 am » wrote: .
How was your retard anonymous meeting tonight ?
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Hi my name is cockpointer and I'm a retard.
No need to be rude bro. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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15 Dec 2023 12:41 am
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Cannonpointer » 15 Dec 2023, 1:33 am » wrote: No need to be rude bro.
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Your killing me...my negro !
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