r. suave Haiku

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By Homer
22 Dec 2023 5:19 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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rippy_38
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Slippery r suave
Both a slick weasel and has
Crisco on his ***
 
 
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rippy_38
22 Dec 2023 5:20 am
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r. suave is not suave
he talks sweet in his attempts
to molest children
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Cedar
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Too many syllables.
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rippy_38
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Cedar » 22 Dec 2023, 7:16 am » wrote: Too many syllables.
syllable count wrong?
no, haiku is 5-7-5
And give many laughs
 
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Homer » 22 Dec 2023, 7:28 am » wrote: syllable count wrong?
no, haiku is 5-7-5
And give many laughs
https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8?si=FF7SRykU3OxnJnvS
 
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rico little bitch
pleads and cries to his husband
why wont you love me?
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You do know that Gerardo Mejía (Rico Suave) is now a happily married pastor with his own church and family in Kentucky, right?

That certainly ain't you buddy.

:rofl:  

 
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RedheadedStranger » 20 Feb 2024, 12:08 pm » wrote: You do know that Gerardo Mejía (Rico Suave) is now a happily married pastor with his own church and family in Kentucky, right?

That certainly ain't you buddy.

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He's also about 5' 4" and bald.
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R.Suave » 20 Feb 2024, 12:08 pm » wrote: He's also about 5' 4" and bald.
Well, you got that part right.

😂
 
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Cedar » 22 Dec 2023, 7:16 am » wrote: Too many syllables.

The dipthong throwing you off?
Please seat yourself.

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DeezerShoove » 20 Feb 2024, 12:50 pm » wrote: The dipthong throwing you off?
Popular culture dictates the first “Suave” is 2 syllables. R. Suave would be 3.
 
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R.Suave » 20 Feb 2024, 12:08 pm » wrote: He's also about 5' 4" and bald.
So you have more in common than your moniker. :D
 
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Cedar » 21 Feb 2024, 9:17 am » wrote: Popular culture dictates the first “Suave” is 2 syllables. R. Suave would be 3.

Popular culture is stupid.
Suave is a single syllable word with a dipthong.

Like "noise".

Suave has a single brain cell and is noise. :)  
Please seat yourself.

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Me and Dope
​​​by @R. Suave  

I like to smoke dope
Getting high is so much fun
And then I post here
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