💰Announcing Promotion of SOCK SAVINGS to Head Banker 💳

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Cannonpointer
30 Dec 2023 7:30 pm
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For his brilliance in managing the Forum's millions, for his shrewdness in "stealing" 5000 of Huey's Greenies, and for his benevolence in giving Huey back the 100k he tricked him into jettisoning -  a level of Christian decency that only a true Hindu could ever achieve (You are a better man than I, Gunga Din), - Sock Savings is now the Chairman and Leader of the Banker's Group. With this title comes an annual salary of Greenies to be negotiated, and the power to induct other members into the banking cartel. 

The result of induction into the banking cartel will be a Royal Purpling of a member's Screen Name. 

You may talk o’ gin and beer   
When you’re quartered safe out ’ere,   
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
But when it comes to slaughter   
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ’im that’s got it.   
Now in Injia’s sunny clime,   
Where I used to spend my time   
A-servin’ of ’Er Majesty the Queen,   
Of all them blackfaced crew   
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din,   
      He was ‘Din! Din! Din!
   ‘You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
      ‘Hi! Slippy hitherao
      ‘Water, get it! Panee lao,
   ‘You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.’

The uniform ’e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ’arf o’ that be’ind,
For a piece o’ twisty rag   
An’ a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment ’e could find.
When the sweatin’ troop-train lay
In a sidin’ through the day,
Where the ’eat would make your bloomin’ eyebrows crawl,
We shouted ‘Harry By!’
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped ’im ’cause ’e couldn’t serve us all.
      It was ‘Din! Din! Din!
    ‘You ’eathen, where the mischief ’ave you been?   
      ‘You put some juldee in it
      ‘Or I’ll marrow you this minute
   ‘If you don’t fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!’

’E would dot an’ carry one
Till the longest day was done;
An’ ’e didn’t seem to know the use o’ fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin’ nut,
’E’d be waitin’ fifty paces right flank rear.   
With ’is mussick on ’is back,
’E would skip with our attack,
An’ watch us till the bugles made 'Retire,’   
An’ for all ’is dirty ’ide
’E was white, clear white, inside
When ’e went to tend the wounded under fire!   
      It was ‘Din! Din! Din!’
   With the bullets kickin’ dust-spots on the green.   
      When the cartridges ran out,
      You could hear the front-ranks shout,   
   ‘Hi! ammunition-mules an' Gunga Din!’

I shan’t forgit the night
When I dropped be’ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should ’a’ been.   
I was chokin’ mad with thirst,
An’ the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Gunga Din.   
’E lifted up my ’ead,
An’ he plugged me where I bled,
An’ ’e guv me ’arf-a-pint o’ water green.
It was crawlin’ and it stunk,
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
      It was 'Din! Din! Din!
   ‘’Ere’s a beggar with a bullet through ’is spleen;   
   ‘’E's chawin’ up the ground,
      ‘An’ ’e’s kickin’ all around:
   ‘For Gawd’s sake git the water, Gunga Din!’

’E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An’ a bullet come an’ drilled the beggar clean.   
’E put me safe inside,
An’ just before ’e died,
'I ’ope you liked your drink,’ sez Gunga Din.   
So I’ll meet ’im later on
At the place where ’e is gone—
Where it’s always double drill and no canteen.   
’E’ll be squattin’ on the coals
Givin’ drink to poor damned souls,
An’ I’ll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!   
      Yes, Din! Din! Din!
   You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!   
   Though I’ve belted you and flayed you,   
      By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
   You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Ronjul
30 Dec 2023 7:48 pm
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First to the poem. It is high honor to receive that poem as an Indian man. I can think of another who has served and shown merit and not been consulted or given accolades. I do not hold against my brown brother the low treatment I have received. I blame the forum administration. Many insults I have overlooked. This does not mean they do not sting.

My national pride is strong for my fellow Hindu. My national pride is also wounded, for how I have been treated, myself. This will not go unaddressed. :ninja:
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Jagadeesh
30 Dec 2023 7:52 pm
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Ronjul » 30 Dec 2023, 8:48 pm » wrote: First to the poem. It is high honor to receive that poem as an Indian man. I can think of another who has served and shown merit and not been consulted or given accolades. I do not hold against my brown brother the low treatment I have received. I blame the forum administration. Many insults I have overlooked. This does not mean they do not sting.

My national pride is strong for my fellow Hindu. My national pride is also wounded, for how I have been treated, myself. This will not go unaddressed. Image
Oh, now look at the long suffering. 

The long suffering who was WARNED of the Cannonpointer's perfidy! You bowed to the term "curry-n****r, when I told you that you should stand with me! Now, they are accolading another, and your service is taken for granted! You are a lesser man than I am, Gunga Tom!
 
 
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ROG62
31 Dec 2023 6:20 am
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Oh goody, mebbe now we'll get a working search button?
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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RebelGator
31 Dec 2023 6:24 am
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ROG62 » 31 Dec 2023, 7:20 am » wrote: Oh goody, mebbe now we'll get a working search button?
Don't get your hopes up, I've heard Bob has a Jew (GASP!) in the family.......it's rumored to be thru marriage but that's close enough to be ****-canned.
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31 Dec 2023 6:53 am
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RebelGator » 31 Dec 2023, 7:24 am » wrote: Don't get your hopes up, I've heard Bob has a Jew (GASP!) in the family.......it's rumored to be thru marriage but that's close enough to be ****-canned.
we're doomed... :wah:  
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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Cannonpointer
31 Dec 2023 8:30 am
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RebelGator » 31 Dec 2023, 7:24 am » wrote: Don't get your hopes up, I've heard Bob has a Jew (GASP!) in the family.......it's rumored to be thru marriage but that's close enough to be ****-canned.
That would explain why he is so good with money. 

By the way, I have a rabbi, retard. 

And before you ask, no. He doesn't want his dick sucked. 
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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RebelGator
31 Dec 2023 8:39 am
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Cannonpointer » 31 Dec 2023, 9:30 am » wrote: That would explain why he is so good with money. 

By the way, I have a rabbi, retard. 

And before you ask, no. He doesn't want his dick sucked.
Don't be jealous, I'm no threat to you, I don't go that way.
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Cannonpointer
31 Dec 2023 8:41 am
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RebelGator » 31 Dec 2023, 9:39 am » wrote: Don't be jealous, I'm no threat to you, I don't go that way.
There is no question that you are a dick sucker.

NO QUESTION, DICK SUCKER!

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When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Vegas
31 Dec 2023 11:42 am
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Jagadeesh » 30 Dec 2023, 8:52 pm » wrote: Oh, now look at the long suffering. 

The long suffering who was WARNED of the Cannonpointer's perfidy! You bowed to the term "curry-n****r, when I told you that you should stand with me! Now, they are accolading another, and your service is taken for granted! You are a lesser man than I am, Gunga Tom!

I take it you Ronjul's second cousin's husband's son.  :rofl:  
Blackvegatble's hypcorisy summed up in one post: [/size]
Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑7 minutes ago
Very simple questions...

From which you are running...



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31 Dec 2023 5:45 pm
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Cannonpointer » 31 Dec 2023, 9:30 am » wrote: That would explain why he is so good with money. 

By the way, I have a rabbi, retard. 

And before you ask, no. He doesn't want his dick sucked.
Rabbi?

is that two rabbits?
 
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Cannonpointer
31 Dec 2023 9:17 pm
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Mrkelly » 31 Dec 2023, 6:45 pm » wrote: Rabbi?

is that two rabbits?
That is the Latin declension - not the hebrew. 

In the hebrew, rabbi is not more than one rabbit. Rabbit is more than one rabbi. 

And don't get me started on the greeks - always ends in scat humor. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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MackTheFinger
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Jagadeesh » 30 Dec 2023, 8:52 pm » wrote: Oh, now look at the long suffering. 
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I wonder if Jagadeesh has to lower his head when he walks into a room.
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ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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Cannonpointer
3 Jan 2024 10:09 am
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Jagadeesh » 30 Dec 2023, 8:52 pm » wrote: Oh, now look at the long suffering. 

The long suffering who was WARNED of the Cannonpointer's perfidy! You bowed to the term "curry-n****r, when I told you that you should stand with me! Now, they are accolading another, and your service is taken for granted! You are a lesser man than I am, Gunga Tom!
Jag, my curry negro - why so bitter, homey?
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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28 Feb 2024 11:58 pm
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Vegas » 31 Dec 2023, 12:42 pm » wrote: I take it you Ronjul's second cousin's husband's son.  Image
He is my mentally retarded step cousin, twice removed and once deported. 
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ROG62 » 31 Dec 2023, 7:20 am » wrote: Oh goody, mebbe now we'll get a working search button?
You will not because it guzzles bandwidth and they are TOO CHEAP!
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29 Feb 2024 12:25 am
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Cannonpointer » 03 Jan 2024, 11:09 am » wrote: Jag, my curry negro - why so bitter, homey?
You have one name, and that is PERFIDY.
 
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29 Feb 2024 4:03 am
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ROG62
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Jagadeesh » 29 Feb 2024, 1:24 am » wrote: You will not because it guzzles bandwidth and they are TOO CHEAP!
sad...makes the site useless...how about some greenies under the cyber table? wink wink nudge nudge?
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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