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cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.
 

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am

cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.

Stupid.
I can barely tolerate deplaning while sitting at the terminal.
All the slow, fussy, disorganized asswipes clogging the aisle putting on a parachute rig seems like they'd harsh my last few mellow seconds alive.

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am

cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.

You ever seen trained folks (non-military) jump out of a plane?  I have.  Takes too long.  Now, what would that look like with women, children, men who are scared to death to jump?  Who's going to hook up their static line?  Hold the pin? Just a big 'ol goat-****.
 
 

I want to see an 80 year old grandma do her first jump in a Panick. What could go wrong?

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am

cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.

     
 

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am

cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.

737.....another Murican piece of ****

Sumela » 09 Jan 2024, 12:23 pm » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 12:23 pm

737.....another Murican piece A

Always love to fly in a plane built by the lowest bidder.

PhiloBeddo » 09 Jan 2024, 12:33 pm » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 12:33 pm

Always love to fly in a plane built by the lowest bidder.

 
 

DeezerShoove » 09 Jan 2024, 8:25 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 8:25 am

Stupid.
I can barely tolerate deplaning while sitting at the terminal.
All the slow, fussy, disorganized asswipes clogging the aisle putting on a parachute rig seems like they'd harsh my last few mellow seconds alive.

retrofit all airliners. trap doors under all seats. replace overhead storage with hang gliders.  when airliner has problem, auto pilot opens bomb hatch below seats.  and the people glide safely to earth . simple solution.  

DeezerShoove » 09 Jan 2024, 8:25 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 8:25 am

Stupid.
I can barely tolerate deplaning while sitting at the terminal.
All the slow, fussy, disorganized asswipes clogging the aisle putting on a parachute rig seems like they'd harsh my last few mellow seconds alive.

never sit in a terminal again! when arriving at an airport, sit in one of their wheel chairs. a porter will see you and wheel you to the front of the line. you will wait in a v.i.p. room. luxury treatment. wheeled onto the aircraft. and stewardess will give you fantastic service. 

i got a brain storm. what a great solution for boeing. sell the commercial airliners your bombers. automatically slide the passengers chairs to the bomb doors. and have a robot strap on a parachute.

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 1:10 pm » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 1:10 pm

retrofit all airliners. trap doors under all seats. replace overhead storage with hang gliders.  when airliner has problem, auto pilot opens bomb hatch below seats.  and the people glide safely to earth . simple solution.

Genius!
Named the D.B.Cooper System, I think it would be a winner!

walkingstick » 09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am » wrote: ↑

09 Jan 2024, 6:53 am

cruise ships are required to have life preservers. airlines passengers must be required to have a parachute. before loading. all passengers must have on a certified parachute and when flying over the ocean a parachute, life preserver, flare gun,  helmet, shark repellent, video game and lunch bag.
 

When dumb people make stupid arguments, the two create ignorance to how evolving is self evident.

                 Right....
   I can see the passengers in First Class being handed glasses of Merlot as they are bailing out in their Gucci Parachutes..