New Harley
By murdock
15 Jan 2024 3:09 pm in The Water Cooler Chat Room
18 posts • Page 1 of 1
15 Jan 2024 3:09 pm
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always
wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the
newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes
across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on
it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint
condition. He inquires about it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me
how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure
that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In
fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of
Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the
buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He
takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic
(being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going
to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When
the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her
boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my
parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do
the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the
living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family
room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs,
dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take
advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his
girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over
and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still
they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and
they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says
a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his
girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the
dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend
realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take
care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all
right! I'll do the damn dishes."
wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the
newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes
across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on
it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint
condition. He inquires about it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me
how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure
that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In
fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of
Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the
buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He
takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic
(being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going
to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When
the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her
boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my
parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do
the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the
living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family
room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs,
dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take
advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his
girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over
and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still
they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and
they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says
a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his
girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the
dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend
realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take
care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all
right! I'll do the damn dishes."
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:09 pm
CHILD MOLESTER GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE CHILDREN!murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 4:09 pm » wrote: ↑ A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always
wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the
newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes
across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on
it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint
condition. He inquires about it with the owner.
"This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me
how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure
that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In
fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of
Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the
buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He
takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic
(being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going
to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When
the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her
boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my
parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do
the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the
living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family
room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs,
dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take
advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his
girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over
and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still
they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and
they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says
a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his
girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the
dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend
realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take
care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his
pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all
right! I'll do the damn dishes."
https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/242626-bikerboy/
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15 Jan 2024 5:11 pm
Broken record babbles again proving it has no sense of humor. Typical of leftist perverts and homos.POM » 15 Jan 2024, 6:09 pm » wrote: ↑ CHILD MOLESTER GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE CHILDREN!
https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/242626-bikerboy/
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:13 pm
KEEP THE CHILD RAPE INSIDE YOUR OWN FAMILYmurdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Broken record babbles again proving it has no sense of humor. Typical of leftist perverts and homos.
15 Jan 2024 5:14 pm
How would I do that you little boy rapist? You cowards have all those functions blocked for me. What real men you are...soooo powerful! Lol...POM » 15 Jan 2024, 6:09 pm » wrote: ↑ CHILD MOLESTER GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE CHILDREN!
https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/242626-bikerboy/
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He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:15 pm
HERE IS A JOKEmurdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Broken record babbles again proving it has no sense of humor. Typical of leftist perverts and homos.
MURDOCK WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL...
PUNCH LINE: YES HE DOES
15 Jan 2024 5:15 pm
^^CHILD STALKERmurdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:14 pm » wrote: ↑ How would I do that you little boy rapist? You cowards have all those functions blocked for me. What real men you are...soooo powerful! Lol...
15 Jan 2024 5:16 pm
Your desire for boys has you projecting again, boy ****. Get help.
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:18 pm
Your projection is getting stronger. Need to warn all the parents where you are that pom, the "boy buggerer", is on the prowl.
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:20 pm
You fiends can't stop talking about raping kids. I hope they stop you...POM » 15 Jan 2024, 6:15 pm » wrote: ↑ HERE IS A JOKE
MURDOCK WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL...
PUNCH LINE: YES HE DOES
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 5:38 pm
^^lying bitch, boy rapist.
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 6:11 pm
murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Your projection is getting stronger. Need to warn all the parents where you are that pom, the "boy buggerer", is on the prowl.
15 Jan 2024 6:12 pm
15 Jan 2024 6:12 pm
murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:20 pm » wrote: ↑ You fiends can't stop talking about raping kids. I hope they stop you...
15 Jan 2024 6:13 pm
murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:16 pm » wrote: ↑ Your desire for boys has you projecting again, boy ****. Get help.
15 Jan 2024 6:13 pm
murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 6:16 pm » wrote: ↑ Your desire for boys has you projecting again, boy ****. Get help.
15 Jan 2024 7:07 pm
You are one sick bastard! Damn near every post you make talks about **** kids. Someone needs to take you out of society. Bye bye you **** sick bastard!POM » 15 Jan 2024, 6:15 pm » wrote: ↑ HERE IS A JOKE
MURDOCK WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL...
PUNCH LINE: YES HE DOES
He's dead Jim!
15 Jan 2024 10:09 pm
murdock » 15 Jan 2024, 8:07 pm » wrote: ↑ You are one sick bastard! Damn near every post you make talks about **** kids. Someone needs to take you out of society. Bye bye you **** sick bastard!
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