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Jokes you can't tell at work
By Southern Adolf
16 Jan 2024 5:13 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
16 Jan 2024 5:13 pm
What’s the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t follow you around 2 days after you dump a load in it.
A washing machine doesn’t follow you around 2 days after you dump a load in it.
16 Jan 2024 5:15 pm
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16 Jan 2024 6:32 pm
So Freddie the Boil Sucker was a real champ - whittled his teeth to razor sharpness so that he could relieve sufferers painlessly.
He took on a client in the alaskan eskimo country - enormously fat gal with several boils under her flopping jugs. He crams his head up there and feels around in the jelly, finds the first one, and expertly nips off the top and sucks out the poison. He finds two more under that massive slab of teat fat and dispenses with them.
He pulls his head out and clears the jelly from his ears, and works his head up under the other greasy gob of fat. He feels around with his tongue, finds an enormous boil in the greasy funk, and rids it of bile. He finds another and dispenses with it. He pulls out his head and scoops her foulness out of his ears, and she points to her enormous *** crack.
Freddie jams his face between her nasty butt cheeks, and feels around with his tongue. Just as he locates the first boil, the eskimo broad cuts a fart.
Freddie pulls his head out of her ***, indignant, and says, "Madam! COMPORTMENT!"
He took on a client in the alaskan eskimo country - enormously fat gal with several boils under her flopping jugs. He crams his head up there and feels around in the jelly, finds the first one, and expertly nips off the top and sucks out the poison. He finds two more under that massive slab of teat fat and dispenses with them.
He pulls his head out and clears the jelly from his ears, and works his head up under the other greasy gob of fat. He feels around with his tongue, finds an enormous boil in the greasy funk, and rids it of bile. He finds another and dispenses with it. He pulls out his head and scoops her foulness out of his ears, and she points to her enormous *** crack.
Freddie jams his face between her nasty butt cheeks, and feels around with his tongue. Just as he locates the first boil, the eskimo broad cuts a fart.
Freddie pulls his head out of her ***, indignant, and says, "Madam! COMPORTMENT!"
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
16 Jan 2024 6:44 pm
Cannonpointer » 16 Jan 2024, 7:32 pm » wrote: ↑ So Freddie the Boil Sucker was a real champ - whittled his teeth to razor sharpness so that he could relieve sufferers painlessly.
He took on a client in the alaskan eskimo country - enormously fat gal with several boils under her flopping jugs. He crams his head up there and feels around in the jelly, finds the first one, and expertly nips off the top and sucks out the poison. He finds two more under that massive slab of teat fat and dispenses with them.
He pulls his head out and clears the jelly from his ears, and works his head up under the other greasy gob of fat. He feels around with his tongue, finds an enormous boil in the greasy funk, and rids it of bile. He finds another and dispenses with it. He pulls out his head and scoops her foulness out of his ears, and she points to her enormous *** crack.
Freddie jams his face between her nasty butt cheeks, and feels around with his tongue. Just as he locates the first boil, the eskimo broad cuts a fart.
Freddie pulls his head out of her ***, indignant, and says, "Madam! COMPORTMENT!"
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom 
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
16 Jan 2024 6:48 pm
What do you call it when she's got both hands stacked index to pinky around it and there's more sticking out the top?
"REALLY SOMETHING!"
(a female coworker told that to a buddy of mine...and she just winked and smiled at him) the nerve...
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
"REALLY SOMETHING!"
(a female coworker told that to a buddy of mine...and she just winked and smiled at him) the nerve...
JuCo 5 percenter...72
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA
"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
16 Jan 2024 8:14 pm
Cannonpointer » 16 Jan 2024, 7:32 pm » wrote: ↑ So Freddie the Boil Sucker was a real champ - whittled his teeth to razor sharpness so that he could relieve sufferers painlessly.
He took on a client in the alaskan eskimo country - enormously fat gal with several boils under her flopping jugs. He crams his head up there and feels around in the jelly, finds the first one, and expertly nips off the top and sucks out the poison. He finds two more under that massive slab of teat fat and dispenses with them.
He pulls his head out and clears the jelly from his ears, and works his head up under the other greasy gob of fat. He feels around with his tongue, finds an enormous boil in the greasy funk, and rids it of bile. He finds another and dispenses with it. He pulls out his head and scoops her foulness out of his ears, and she points to her enormous *** crack.
Freddie jams his face between her nasty butt cheeks, and feels around with his tongue. Just as he locates the first boil, the eskimo broad cuts a fart.
Freddie pulls his head out of her ***, indignant, and says, "Madam! COMPORTMENT!"
HAHA
16 Jan 2024 8:15 pm
ROG62 » 16 Jan 2024, 7:48 pm » wrote: ↑ What do you call it when she's got both hands stacked index to pinky around it and there's more sticking out the top?
"REALLY SOMETHING!"
(a female coworker told that to a buddy of mine...and she just winked and smiled at him) the nerve...
16 Jan 2024 9:53 pm
What's the difference between dog **** and a ***?
When dog **** gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
When dog **** gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
He's dead Jim!
16 Jan 2024 9:54 pm
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead *** in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
He's dead Jim!
16 Jan 2024 9:59 pm
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into ***.
They know in a million years they are going to turn into ***.
He's dead Jim!
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