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sole
17 Jan 2024 5:46 am
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Sumela » 16 Jan 2024, 6:17 pm » wrote: My disabled girlfriend broke up with me
so I stole her wheelchair....

bitch came crawling back.
So you can't keep a female that can survive without you. Bet your friends are the same way. How you lead people to believe they aren't anyone without you directing their time being alive now.

they all owe you an eternal debt of gratitude for you teaching them who they are cradle to grave. How you must feel being mythically godlike controlling everyone around you sacrificing their biological time for your personal behavior ignoring the simplicity of adapting as displaced since conceived to replace your previous ancestry.

Just like those you fooled into being your friends with needs.
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murdock
17 Jan 2024 10:25 am
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Nostradamus' omh » 17 Jan 2024, 6:46 am » wrote: So you can't keep a female that can survive without you. Bet your friends are the same way. How you lead people to believe they aren't anyone without you directing their time being alive now.

they all owe you an eternal debt of gratitude for you teaching them who they are cradle to grave. How you must feel being mythically godlike controlling everyone around you sacrificing their biological time for your personal behavior ignoring the simplicity of adapting as displaced since conceived to replace your previous ancestry.

Just like those you fooled into being your friends with needs.
Die you babbling cock sucker
He's dead Jim!
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Southern Adolf
18 Jan 2024 1:59 pm
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Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?

A: Change.


 
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sole
19 Jan 2024 8:19 am
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murdock » 17 Jan 2024, 11:25 am » wrote: Die you babbling cock sucker
I will, eventually, but life in series parallel space mutually evolving as reproductively here, question becomes, will you commit suicide before I die of old age since by one of your posts you are about 67 years old since you said you were in second grade in 1963.

how long was it you said you were married and have a 51 year old adopted son? I can convert relative time logistics back into actual time evolving forward here.
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murdock
19 Jan 2024 10:07 am
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Nostradamus' omh » 19 Jan 2024, 9:19 am » wrote: I will, eventually, but life in series parallel space mutually evolving as reproductively here, question becomes, will you commit suicide before I die of old age since by one of your posts you are about 67 years old since you said you were in second grade in 1963.

how long was it you said you were married and have a 51 year old adopted son? I can convert relative time logistics back into actual time evolving forward here.
Never said that you babbling cock smoker.
He's dead Jim!
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Southern Adolf
24 Jan 2024 4:17 pm
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What's black and white and rolls on the beach?

A *** and a seagull fighting over a dead carp.
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murdock
25 Jan 2024 3:30 am
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This *** went to the doctor and came home with a new haircut, new shoes and a new suit. His wife asked what the deal was and he said, "the doctor tole me I was impotent and if I's gonna be impotent I's gonna look impotent!
He's dead Jim!
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murdock
25 Jan 2024 3:32 am
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Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into ***.
He's dead Jim!
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Mrkelly
25 Jan 2024 7:48 am
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What’s white, 10 inches long and hard

Nothing
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The 4th Reich.
25 Jan 2024 8:59 pm
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Depends on where you work.
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The 4th Reich.
25 Jan 2024 10:02 pm
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Nostradamus'omh » 17 Jan 2024, 6:46 am » wrote: So you can't keep a female that can survive without you. Bet your friends are the same way. How you lead people to believe they aren't anyone without you directing their time being alive now.

they all owe you an eternal debt of gratitude for you teaching them who they are cradle to grave. How you must feel being mythically godlike controlling everyone around you sacrificing their biological time for your personal behavior ignoring the simplicity of adapting as displaced since conceived to replace your previous ancestry.

Just like those you fooled into being your friends with needs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3QqSVKtpA
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MackTheFinger
26 Jan 2024 12:49 am
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Q: Why did the ultraliberals cross the road ?
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A: To get to the other side of the mostly peaceful protest.
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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sole
26 Jan 2024 4:14 am
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Frankly, your intellect is missing instinctive awareness of how you genetically arrived and converted from a brain navigating space to a mind dying to believe life isn't self evident your only time you have is adapting as displaced in an ever changing form adapting in space one of a kind now after birth until dead which 1/24 of the day nobody will know the rotation of the planet that takes place here.

Collective mind believing life is more than it ever was get lost trading personal time evolving for power, wealth, fame in social consensus anything else is possible.

Like my joke? 99% of people won't get it.
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MackTheFinger
26 Jan 2024 5:09 am
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Like my joke? 99% of people won't get it.=15px.
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Q: Why did solo effect cross the road ?
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A: To get to the other side of the collective mind of 8 generation a head and behind...in real time !
 
ultraliberals are not happy unless they are obsessing about something.
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sole
26 Jan 2024 5:10 am
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MackTheFinger » 26 Jan 2024, 6:09 am » wrote: .
Q: Why did solo effect cross the road ?
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A: To get to the other side of the collective mind of 8 generation a head and behind...in real time !
 
Here is one of those 99% that didn't get my joke.

This guy arrived by conception and rather die over the concept there is a tomorrow because facts are contrived by flow chart navigating space by artificial time logistics measuring perpetual motion as not being perpetual balancing changes left alive here now.

Evolving is an ancestral process of the population never same persons added again. sure generation gaps can [perform the same way every generation gap added, but what was sacrificed last 7,000 times the planet revolved around the star and nothing stays same results twice.
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murdock
26 Jan 2024 3:03 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 17 Jan 2024, 6:46 am » wrote: So you can't keep a female that can survive without you. Bet your friends are the same way. How you lead people to believe they aren't anyone without you directing their time being alive now.

they all owe you an eternal debt of gratitude for you teaching them who they are cradle to grave. How you must feel being mythically godlike controlling everyone around you sacrificing their biological time for your personal behavior ignoring the simplicity of adapting as displaced since conceived to replace your previous ancestry.

Just like those you fooled into being your friends with needs.
Babbling **** idiot.
He's dead Jim!
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The 4th Reich.
26 Jan 2024 4:21 pm
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Nostradamus'omh » 26 Jan 2024, 5:14 am » wrote: Frankly, your intellect is missing instinctive awareness of how you genetically arrived and converted from a brain navigating space to a mind dying to believe life isn't self evident your only time you have is adapting as displaced in an ever changing form adapting in space one of a kind now after birth until dead which 1/24 of the day nobody will know the rotation of the planet that takes place here.

Collective mind believing life is more than it ever was get lost trading personal time evolving for power, wealth, fame in social consensus anything else is possible.

Like my joke? 99% of people won't get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-5lvTaMGpw
 
 
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sole
26 Jan 2024 5:10 pm
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murdock » 26 Jan 2024, 4:03 pm » wrote: Babbling **** idiot.
Rhetorical question for you, what is the difference between discrediting an ancestor and debunking a social narrative?
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murdock
26 Jan 2024 5:31 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 26 Jan 2024, 6:10 pm » wrote: Rhetorical question for you, what is the difference between discrediting an ancestor and debunking a social narrative?
In one, your mother sucks my dick with her asshole and in the other you suck your mother's dick with your asshole.
He's dead Jim!
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sole
27 Jan 2024 9:15 am
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murdock » 26 Jan 2024, 6:31 pm » wrote: In one, your mother sucks my dick with her asshole and in the other you suck your mother's dick with your asshole.
You need to join the company of honest ancestors, the people you socially perform with are as corrupted as you became so far.
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