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murdock
27 Jan 2024 9:42 am
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 10:15 am » wrote: You need to join the company of honest ancestors, the people you socially perform with are as corrupted as you became so far.
**** you babbler
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murdock
27 Jan 2024 10:53 am
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 10:15 am » wrote: You need to join the company of honest ancestors, the people you socially perform with are as corrupted as you became so far.
Babbling *** bitch.
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sole
27 Jan 2024 12:55 pm
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murdock » 27 Jan 2024, 11:53 am » wrote: Babbling *** bitch.
what behaviors separate defying actual life, denying what people believe true, lying about personal experience evolving in plain sight?
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sooted up Cyndi
27 Jan 2024 1:17 pm
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Nostradamus'omh » 27 Jan 2024, 1:55 pm » wrote: what behaviors separate defying actual life, denying what people believe true, lying about personal experience evolving in plain sight?
Hey omh- Murdock banned me from his thread--- skairt of a woman. 
What a coward ****** he is.... :rofl:  i have to sign out to see it? He's so boring and repetitive.  Ain't worth bothering...
Hey look guys! murdock is skairt of little ol me!!!
he's skairt of a tiny woman like me! :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:  
you go gurl murdock...
 
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sole
27 Jan 2024 2:55 pm
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sooted up Cyndi » 27 Jan 2024, 2:17 pm » wrote: Hey omh- Murdock banned me from his thread--- skairt of a woman. 
What a coward ****** he is.... :rofl:  i have to sign out to see it? He's so boring and repetitive.  Ain't worth bothering...
Hey look guys! murdock is skairt of little ol me!!!
he's skairt of a tiny woman like me! :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:  
you go gurl murdock...
 
Afraid of other people's reality is what keeps ancestors psychological prey to a we mentality like your reality, not you. Every reality doesn't tolerate instinctive honesty when it comes to discussing evolving as displaced. Think out of the box is every reality's prime directive to believe living in plain sight exceeds your time adapting as displaced here now.

Equally creatd doesn't create equal outcomes tomorrow, just natural balancing total sum results left here, today.
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murdock
27 Jan 2024 3:27 pm
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sooted up Cyndi » 27 Jan 2024, 2:17 pm » wrote: Hey omh- Murdock banned me from his thread--- skairt of a woman. 
What a coward ****** he is.... :rofl:  i have to sign out to see it? He's so boring and repetitive.  Ain't worth bothering...
Hey look guys! murdock is skairt of little ol me!!!
he's skairt of a tiny woman like me! :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:  
you go gurl murdock...
 
suck my dick with your asshole, lying ****.
He's dead Jim!
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murdock
27 Jan 2024 3:28 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 3:55 pm » wrote: Afraid of other people's reality is what keeps ancestors psychological prey to a we mentality like your reality, not you. Every reality doesn't tolerate instinctive honesty when it comes to discussing evolving as displaced. Think out of the box is every reality's prime directive to believe living in plain sight exceeds your time adapting as displaced here now.

Equally creatd doesn't create equal outcomes tomorrow, just natural balancing total sum results left here, today.
what the **** is wrong with this idiot?
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sole
27 Jan 2024 3:35 pm
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murdock » 27 Jan 2024, 4:28 pm » wrote: what the **** is wrong with this idiot?
Nothing. Something you're missing in your reality that just doesn't add up to living uniquely you.
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murdock
27 Jan 2024 5:46 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 4:35 pm » wrote: Nothing. Something you're missing in your reality that just doesn't add up to living uniquely you.
Perhaps lightening will hit you.
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sole
27 Jan 2024 6:13 pm
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murdock » 27 Jan 2024, 6:46 pm » wrote: Perhaps lightening will hit you.
Maybe your brain will work naturally again instead of nurtured to believe in artificial intellect of social consensus.
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murdock
28 Jan 2024 11:17 am
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 7:13 pm » wrote: Maybe your brain will work naturally again instead of nurtured to believe in artificial intellect of social consensus.
I pray for lightening.
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sole
28 Jan 2024 12:19 pm
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murdock » 28 Jan 2024, 12:17 pm » wrote: I pray for lightening.
Gee I would think you rather pray for something unnatural preying on everyone else's emotional state of mind.
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murdock
28 Jan 2024 3:30 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 28 Jan 2024, 1:19 pm » wrote: Gee I would think you rather pray for something unnatural preying on everyone else's emotional state of mind.
**** you
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28 Jan 2024 4:05 pm
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^^TELLS FUNNY STORIES TO CHILDREN AND GIVES THEM CANDY  :(  
 
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murdock
28 Jan 2024 5:01 pm
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POM » 28 Jan 2024, 5:05 pm » wrote: ^^TELLS FUNNY STORIES TO CHILDREN AND GIVES THEM CANDY  :(  
 
Damn this sick **** can't stop yapping about messing with children. Y'all notice? Every post is about perverse meetings with children. It's lies get more and more far fetched. You need to be locked up.
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murdock
28 Jan 2024 6:45 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 27 Jan 2024, 7:13 pm » wrote: Maybe your brain will work naturally again instead of nurtured to believe in artificial intellect of social consensus.
**** you with a horse cock you sick son of a bitch!
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28 Jan 2024 7:35 pm
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murdock » 28 Jan 2024, 7:45 pm » wrote: **** you with a horse cock you sick son of a bitch!
From your statement, I am not the one that is a sick sob. I suggest you stop pretending you never knew how evolving actually works.
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28 Jan 2024 8:52 pm
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Nostradamus' omh » 28 Jan 2024, 8:35 pm » wrote: From your statement, I am not the one that is a sick sob. I suggest you stop pretending you never knew how evolving actually works.
Kill yourself
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sole
29 Jan 2024 4:57 am
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Misery loves company and all you do is protect misery by reasonable doubt about how evolving actually works. Philosophy, psychology, psychiatry, context means more than chromosomes, symbolism rates higher than substance, intellectual mind is more than one's brain navigating space evolving in plain sight.

You choose to protect social consensus while your body is limited to adapting as displaced. I understand the how and why evolution works self contained to genetics sustaining numbers present where I am only proportionately one male human in this atmosphere evolving in series parallel time as replaced my previous ancestry leaving behind 2 children and one grandchild when I die.

I did everything possible to teach my children how to navigate living one at a time, but society demands they sacrifice their time to pretend humanity is a deeper meaning of life on intellectual planes beyond the physical time ada[pting as displaced.

Corruption isn't centered in economics. Money is just symbolism over substance used ancestrally within the species where individual brain convinces ancestors to create world stages of social realities where ancestries don't accept living in actual time adapting as displaced equally here.

Yes it is that simple, stupid. Stupidity is navigating space proportionately alive demanding everyone believe life isn't self evident to the actions of everyone living at the same time as separate forms shaped ancestrally here eternally separated cycle of reproductions present as conceived to sustain numbers forward one ata time now.

I was born and educated to sustain self deception by a social consensus of people trying to inherit the earth, tomorrow. Everyone believes now isn't eternity promoted by academia, arts, economics, politics, religions, mob rules in democracy and dictatorship rules by a royal we say so.

All humanities use a chain of command that bind generation gaps to honor power of suggesting anyone isn't anything unless they believe character counts until dead serving higher beings than reproductions in plain sight.

Universe perpetually balancing limits results adapting in space never same details as before again. That means there never was a tomorrow to be physically had by everyone alive now. My ancestry obeyed rule of law and the chain of command abused their power of suggestion every generation gap so far.

This is why I invented Intellectual Armageddon and released it on message boards in cyberspace where I use technology to communicate brain to brain without getting nose to nose conflicts over ideas now isn't eternity when genetics sustains eternal separation of reproductions specifically left alive in this atmosphere now.

I am honest about my instinctive brain navigating space uniquely alive as equally created to replace my previous ancestry in series parallel time as displaced in this body never same details twice.

One hell of a practical joke this species does within itself.
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squatchman.
29 Jan 2024 8:34 am
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