Liberal Forum

Some dude on campus works for Del Monte.  He sez how he's pissed off about people working at places and faking things to make them valuable.  Sez he had an uncle who worked at the US mint and struck coins wrong to keep them and cash in later.  The problem was the uncle was a wino, got busted and did jail time.

This Del MOnte guy sez he's going to print labels for canned peas.  But instead of sweet peas, he's changing the label to sweet pee.  

I asked him if canned food with the food intact would really be valuable.  The contents would turn to vomit.  He said he would open the can.  He said it would be worth less than, for example, a new toy that was still bound to the box, but he's going to make dozens of labels anyway.