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I did 4:22 three ago.  Nothing to write home about, but I was never really a competitive runner.  I never wanted to use that term because I thought I'd be the **** in high school, but found out there's someone in the world who can beat your fairly fast. 

I did this charity run in 2021.  Everything came together that day.  I had eaten just right and was cooking.  The sun was just right.  No breeze.  Still haven't been able to match it.    

BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 01 Mar 2024, 3:59 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 3:59 pm

I did 4:22 three ago.  Nothing to write home about, but I was never really a competitive runner.  I never wanted to use that term because I thought I'd be the **** in high school, but found out there's someone in the world who can beat your fairly fast. 

I did this charity run in 2021.  Everything came together that day.  I had eaten just right and was cooking.  The sun was just right.  No breeze.  Still haven't been able to match it.

Run with the wind at your back, say 10 mph, and **** your pants. when you smell it run faster and your times will improve.
Run so fast you can't smell it. Heck you could do a mile pretty quick.
 
 

POM » 01 Mar 2024, 4:11 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 4:11 pm

Run with the wind at your back, say 10 mph, and **** your pants. when you smell it run faster and your times will improve.
Run so fast you can't smell it. Heck you could do a mile pretty quick.

Better than that, rob a liquor store and then stand out front and wait for the cops to pull up... then take off on foot.


 

*rippy38 » 01 Mar 2024, 9:18 pm » wrote: ↑

01 Mar 2024, 9:18 pm

Better than that, rob a liquor store and then stand out front and wait for the cops to pull up... then take off on foot.

You did that?

I’d like to see a few organizations run their smaller marathons and 5K stuff when the sun is scorching. I love the heat and it’d give me a plus.

springfieldxd » 18 Aug 2026, 10:17 pm » wrote: ↑

18 Aug 2026, 10:17 pm

I’d like to see a few organizations run their smaller marathons and 5K stuff when the sun is scorching. I love the heat and it’d give me a plus.

Yep.  I do some of my best running in great heat.  But I also love the cold.  I once ran when it was 25 below zero.  I did not get very far.  My pecker end started to freeze up.    

FatChecker » 25 Aug 2026, 11:48 pm » wrote: ↑

25 Aug 2026, 11:48 pm

Yep.  I do some of my best running in great heat.  But I also love the cold.  I once ran when it was 25 below zero.  I did not get very far.  My pecker end started to freeze up.  

Do you check the fat content of hot dogs?

https://youtu.be/9A0l4j0Ez6M?is=iB2MbXJ2Olp27Cmb
 

JohnnyYou » 26 Aug 2026, 7:57 pm » wrote: ↑

26 Aug 2026, 7:57 pm

Do you check the fat content of hot dogs?

https://youtu.be/9A0l4j0Ez6M?is=iB2MbXJ2Olp27Cmb

I need to check that to know hot dogs suck?

FatChecker » 28 Aug 2026, 5:57 pm » wrote: ↑

28 Aug 2026, 5:57 pm

I need to check that to know hot dogs suck?

Johnny U is using “hot dog” in a Freudian way.

johnedgarslowhorses » 31 Aug 2026, 9:04 am » wrote: ↑

31 Aug 2026, 9:04 am

Johnny U is using “hot dog” in a Freudian way.