Dogs? what would you get?

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sootedupCyndi » 02 Mar 2024, 2:56 pm » wrote: what kind of dog would you get? if you were shopping for a puppy? the Good the bad and the ugly?

indoor a **** shu

outdoor a black lab

your only regret is that they don't live as long as you do
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sootedupCyndi » 02 Mar 2024, 2:56 pm » wrote: what kind of dog would you get? if you were shopping for a puppy? the Good the bad and the ugly?
Probably a small Golden Doodle. Trainable, playful, likes kids, typically won't piss or **** in your house after trained, relatively few genetic problems, and they don't shed. 

I don't need nor want a guard dog any longer.  Tired of big dogs that eat too much, **** too much, are difficult to travel with, and die early on you.  And, one Jack Russel in a lifetime is enough for me.Image
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Sumela
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We have a small female German Shorthair Pointer.
She is glorious. Small for the breed at only 50lbs.
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sootedupCyndi » 02 Mar 2024, 2:56 pm » wrote: what kind of dog would you get? if you were shopping for a puppy? the Good the bad and the ugly?
Chihuahua

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There's only one breed of dog for me.

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golfboy » 02 Mar 2024, 5:32 pm » wrote: My last 4 dogs have been German Shepards.  I have 2 now. 
They're a handful because they are VERY smart. 

One of mine figured out how to open doors, both straight handles and round. 
The other figured out how to open their dog food container with that has a screw-on top.

The only thing I would warn about is all 4 of mine have HATED other dogs.  Not dislike.  HATE.   
And people I know with GSDs say the same thing.
Really not that big of an issue except for Vet visits. 

Shedding... they shed a LOT.  Interestingly, our shorthair sheds a lot more than our longhair.
Oh I believe that. My uncle had those. Very smart. I don't want a dog smarter then me.  :wave:  
 
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sooted up Cyndi » 02 Mar 2024, 2:56 pm » wrote: what kind of dog would you get? if you were shopping for a puppy? the Good the bad and the ugly?
You clearly want a dog to butt **** you in the mouth, don't you ****?
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murdock » 03 Mar 2024, 5:27 am » wrote: You clearly want a dog to butt **** you in the mouth, don't you ****?
  Instead she has you following her around like a puppy dog.
Who's the ****?
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murdock » 03 Mar 2024, 5:27 am » wrote: You clearly want a dog to butt **** you in the mouth, don't you ****?
Are you posting from a padded cell DiddlinWithAnimals?
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Mar 2024, 5:46 am » wrote: Are you posting from a padded cell DiddlinWithAnimals?

 
  More likely from a stable at the local sheep farm.
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Squatchman » 03 Mar 2024, 5:50 am » wrote:   More likely from a stable at the local sheep farm.
You were thinking what i was. But i was thinking the pig farm. Sheep will do. :wave:   baa baa
 
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sootedupCyndi » 03 Mar 2024, 5:51 am » wrote: You were thinking what i was. But i was thinking the pig farm. Sheep will do. Image   baa baa
  I almost went with pig sty. But he's more of a sheep.
 
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Squatchman » 03 Mar 2024, 5:57 am » wrote:   I almost went with pig sty. But he's more of a sheep.
Ok sheep it is. :rofl:  
 
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sooted up Cyndi » 03 Mar 2024, 5:46 am » wrote: Are you posting from a padded cell DiddlinWithAnimals?
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Diddle me this, how can can you be so ignorant? People locked up don't have access to computers you stupid vapid whore.
He's dead Jim!
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Skans » 02 Mar 2024, 9:55 pm » wrote: Probably a small Golden Doodle. Trainable, playful, likes kids, typically won't piss or **** in your house after trained, relatively few genetic problems, and they don't shed. 

I don't need nor want a guard dog any longer.  Tired of big dogs that eat too much, **** too much, are difficult to travel with, and die early on you.  And, one Jack Russel in a lifetime is enough for me.Image
A dog that looks like Ted, that talking teddy bear movies.
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31stArrival » 03 Mar 2024, 7:59 am » wrote: A dog that looks like Ted, that talking teddy bear movies.
Yes, but it's not a smart-mouthed, arrogant **** Atheist.Image
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Skans » 03 Mar 2024, 8:26 am » wrote: Yes, but it's not a smart-mouthed, arrogant **** Atheist.Image
but you are, the dog isn't. the dog is good natured about understanding living in real time, you aren't.
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If you like Big Dogs (big poo everywhere, lots of hair, big food costs and big vet bills), then a Red Setter can't be beat!Image
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The Boys taking a nap. Just about any dog can be a good addition to the family, it's not the dog, it's the crappy owners who don't put in the effort to properly train.
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Fuelman » 03 Mar 2024, 9:29 am » wrote: Image

The Boys taking a nap. Just about any dog can be a good addition to the family, it's not the dog, it's the crappy owners who don't put in the effort to properly train.
Yes train great great grandchildren like you want a family pet to perform socially between competing ideas life isn't self evident and intellectual souls are allowed to inherit the earth until dead/extinction whichever arrives last.

One little glitch to that perfect life scenario, evolving ancestrally here doesn't exceed the time life evolved so far in series parallel behavior of the current 5 generation gaps occupying space here now.

Point being goldies are great, my wife and I have one, but life includes all things present in series parallel evolving so discussing the dogs doesn't change the chaos this species is doing to itself 24/7 while this topic distracts from the rest simultaneously taking place never being corrected on purpose.
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