HILARIOUS! THIS IS THE BEST THE DUMBOCRATS CAN COME UP WITH TO CHALLENGE TED CRUZ????

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By Mirabeau
6 Mar 2024 10:10 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Mirabeau
6 Mar 2024 10:10 am
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FACT:  Ted Cruz is the GREATEST United States Senator since John C. Calhoun.

FACT:  NOT ONE single dumbocrat has been elected to statewide office in Texas SINCE 1994!

FACT:  The last time out the best candidate the dumbocrats could field against Cruz was the girly-man FAKE Mexican, Beto "Limpwrist" O'Rourke.

Now, to add insult to injury, the best the dumbocrats could do this year is to nominate a washed-up jock to run against the great Ted Cruz.

You read that correctly, folks.

A washed-up jock; thus ensuring the great Ted Cruz ANOTHER SIX YEARS AS SENATOR!

Can  all you dumbocrats say, "Turn out the lights, the party's over" with eight months to go?

But, truth be told, there is NO ONE who can defeat the great Ted Cruz as senator.

No one.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



 
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ConsRule
6 Mar 2024 10:55 am
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I had to chuckle last night when I heard the local "pundit" talk about Allred having a chance. Because both Trump and Biden were going to run away with the Texas primary, the US Senate race was the "draw"...more so on the demonrat side because Cruz was, for all purposes, unopposed. Nobody felt Gibson had any chance of winning (Cruz received 88.3%). Allred receive 59.3% of dem votes...total votes cast in that contested primary were 954k. However, in the repub primary, 2.2 million votes were cast in an "uncontested " primary. If Allred can somehow double demonrat turnout and republican turnout drops 10%...Cruz still wins.
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Squatchman
6 Mar 2024 11:24 am
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Trump endorsed a washed up jock once.

That worked out real well didn't it?
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Mirabeau
6 Mar 2024 4:19 pm
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ConsRule » 06 Mar 2024, 11:55 am » wrote: I had to chuckle last night when I heard the local "pundit" talk about Allred having a chance. Because both Trump and Biden were going to run away with the Texas primary, the US Senate race was the "draw"...more so on the demonrat side because Cruz was, for all purposes, unopposed. Nobody felt Gibson had any chance of winning (Cruz received 88.3%). Allred receive 59.3% of dem votes...total votes cast in that contested primary were 954k. However, in the repub primary, 2.2 million votes were cast in an "uncontested " primary. If Allred can somehow double demonrat turnout and republican turnout drops 10%...Cruz still wins.
No one can defeat Ted Cruz.

The senate job is his for as long as he wants it.
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Mirabeau
6 Mar 2024 4:20 pm
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Squatchman » 06 Mar 2024, 12:24 pm » wrote: Trump endorsed a washed up jock once.

That worked out real well didn't it?
And your point is . . . WHAT, squattingboy?
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6 Mar 2024 4:22 pm
   
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Mirabeau » 06 Mar 2024, 5:19 pm » wrote: No one can defeat Ted Cruz.

The senate job is his for as long as he wants it.
But his wife is still FUGLY! :lol:   :lol:   :lol:  
 
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Mrkelly
6 Mar 2024 4:45 pm
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:LOL:  Teddy is a real stand up guy

flees the country when Texas is ****  :LOL:  

tRump tells him that his wife is ugly 

tRump says that his dad helped to kill JFK 

teddy goes after tRump

then teddy sucks tRumps dick  :LOL:  

yup great politician 

 
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Harper Lee
6 Mar 2024 4:48 pm
      
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Mrkelly » 06 Mar 2024, 5:45 pm » wrote: Image  Teddy is a real stand up guy

flees the country when Texas is ****  Image  

tRump tells him that his wife is ugly 

tRump says that his dad helped to kill JFK 

teddy goes after tRump

then teddy sucks tRumps dick  Image  

yup great politician
What policy of Trump are you against?
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Mrkelly
6 Mar 2024 4:50 pm
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BooRadley » 06 Mar 2024, 5:48 pm » wrote: What policy of Trump are you against?
where did I say I was ?

I have only talked about what a **** reprobate he is 

like you  :LOL:  

 
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Harper Lee
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Mrkelly » 06 Mar 2024, 5:50 pm » wrote: where did I say I was ?

I have only talked about what a **** reprobate he is 

like you  Image
So you're not against any of Trump's policies?

Ok!
 
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Mrkelly
6 Mar 2024 5:03 pm
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BooRadley » 06 Mar 2024, 6:01 pm » wrote: So you're not against any of Trump's policies?

Ok!
he **** up some

but not as much as others

my problem with tRump is tRump

waste of skin
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Cannonpointer
6 Mar 2024 5:18 pm
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Mirabeau » 06 Mar 2024, 11:10 am » wrote: FACT:  Ted Cruz is the GREATEST United States Senator since John C. Calhoun.
 
FACT: Cruz sponsored legislation that would have stripped the citizenship rights of SUSPECTED "terrorists."

In the wrong hands, that legislation could be used against people saying if you have a dick, you're not a chick.

Even in the RIGHT hands, such legislation would allow unseen, unelected bureaucrats to unpeople Americans. 

Cruz is a piece of ****, and comparing him to Calhoun is a cowardly act. :ninja:

Side note: Calhoun had a rocky relationship with the great injun killer Andrew Jackson, who was probably our greatest president - which would ordinarily sour me on Calhoun. But he had good cause - the Tariff of Abominations. I stand with Calhoun on that one - and on the right of secession. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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Cannonpointer
6 Mar 2024 5:24 pm
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BooRadley » 06 Mar 2024, 5:48 pm » wrote: What policy of Trump are you against?
I did not like him toadying to big pharma on the vax.
I did not like him killing Obama's deal with Iran.
I did not like him murdering an iranian statesman.
I did not appreciate him fanning the flames in the M.E. by moving the embassy.
I did not like him setting up the Ukes for destruction by arming them, rather than telling them to work it out.
I did not like his failure to get us out of affie, leaving that job to a man in a diaper - who soiled it in the effort.
I did not like him toadying to israel - but I doubt he will do it again, when he wins a third election in 2024.
 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
Harper Lee
6 Mar 2024 5:24 pm
      
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Mrkelly » 06 Mar 2024, 6:03 pm » wrote: he **** up some

but not as much as others

my problem with tRump is tRump

waste of skin
???

Like many when asked.....
You can't answer 
 
Harper Lee
6 Mar 2024 5:35 pm
      
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Cannonpointer » 06 Mar 2024, 6:24 pm » wrote: I did not like him toadying to big pharma on the vax.
I did not like him killing Obama's deal with Iran.
I did not like him murdering an iranian statesman.
I did not appreciate him fanning the flames in the M.E. by moving the embassy.
I did not like him setting up the Ukes for destruction by arming them, rather than telling them to work it out.
I did not like his failure to get us out of affie, leaving that job to a man in a diaper - who soiled it in the effort.
I did not like him toadying to israel - but I doubt he will do it again, when he wins a third election in 2024.
Appreciate you answering...


 
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Mrkelly
6 Mar 2024 5:52 pm
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BooRadley » 06 Mar 2024, 6:24 pm » wrote: ???

Like many when asked.....
You can't answer
Murdered an Iranian general causing more turmoil in the region 

continued aiding Saudi Arabia in genocide in Yemen 

bombed Syria for a **** chemical attack because Obama didnt

continued obamas drone program with a 95% civilian casualty rate

more, but you are not worth the time

go away skank
 
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