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President Joe Biden has instructed his DOJ to bring the full weight of their investigative powers to concentrate on the latest existential threat to our democracy.....the threat of white sugar supremacy..... he is following up on the heels of his widely applauded accusation that cookie manufacturers are the real cause of the massive inflation that has threatened his administration and the economy. 
In a recent meeting with the FDA, the President sharply interrogated the head of his regulatory agency and learned that white sugar was a main ingredient in many of these night time snacks that have contributed to the inflated size of the *** on Kamala Harris and other persons of color.
​​"When they can strike at the very heads of our Government Administration, it's time to act", said the leader of the free world, "I am now instructing the Justice Department to bring sanctions against these manufacturers and make them accountable to the American People".
The President went on to say he was appointing a Czar of Manfacturing with powers to examine the effects that baking has on global warming..... these companies are packaging and distributing their undersized products without regard to our environment,  he concluded. 
His announcements have so excited pundits like the Morning Joe, the Biden Sycophant immediately jumped into bed with his portly girlfriend and a box of Keebler Double Chocolate Wafer Bars.

RebelGator » 09 Mar 2024, 5:25 am » wrote: ↑

09 Mar 2024, 5:25 am

President Joe Biden has instructed his DOJ to bring the full weight of their investigative powers to concentrate on the latest existential threat to our democracy.....the threat of white sugar supremacy..... he is following up on the heels of his widely applauded accusation that cookie manufacturers are the real cause of the massive inflation that has threatened his administration and the economy. 
In a recent meeting with the FDA, the President sharply interrogated the head of his regulatory agency and learned that white sugar was a main ingredient in many of these night time snacks that have contributed to the inflated size of the *** on Kamala Harris and other persons of color.
​​"When they can strike at the very heads of our Government Administration, it's time to act", said the leader of the free world, "I am now instructing the Justice Department to bring sanctions against these manufacturers and make them accountable to the American People".
The President went on to say he was appointing a Czar of Manfacturing with powers to examine the effects that baking has on global warming..... these companies are packaging and distributing their undersized products without regard to our environment,  he concluded. 
His announcements have so excited pundits like the Morning Joe, the Biden Sycophant immediately jumped into bed with his portly girlfriend and a box of Keebler Double Chocolate Wafer Bars.

methinks joe's cornpopfused...shrinkflation will counteract this quandary...