DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

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DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.

"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."

Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.
 
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Buffalo » 09 Mar 2024, 2:05 pm » wrote: DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.

"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."

Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.
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Buffalo » 09 Mar 2024, 2:05 pm » wrote: DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.

"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."

Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.


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Buffalo » 09 Mar 2024, 2:05 pm » wrote: DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.

"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."

Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.
Adolph loved his meth too.

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In Pennsylvania, It Seems Joe Biden's Memory Drugs Wore Off

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March 09, 2024

Whatever cocktail Biden’s doctors pumped him full of on Thursday night has worn off. Those memory drugs only last so long, but they got him through the State of the Union—somewhat—where the president declared war on the Republican Party. While Biden fumbled and slurred through the speech, he was able to drive home the key points to energize his base. Whether he can sustain energy levels among the Democratic Party base can be answered now—it won’t. Because right after this speech, which to some lefties thought put to bed his cognitive decline, Biden urged Pennsylvania voters to send him back to Congress:

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/ ... s-n2636301

Joe is cooked upstairs; this isn’t new. We’re bound to see more of these trip-ups, and this wasn’t the worst one. He also touted how he grew the national debt.

"We added more to the national debt than any president in his term in all of history!”

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/ ... s-n2636301

That’s not good, Joe. That possibly was a teleprompter error, but still, what a mess.

Biden’s State of the Union was one of the most divisive, partisan speeches in recent memory. For Democrats, it was a great address, showing the president can throw punches. For everyone else, it was a descent into madness.

Biden is weak, not just in the polls but with crucial voting blocs in the Democratic Party. Young voters, Muslim Americans, Hispanics, blacks, and the rank-and-file labor union members are not pleased with this administration. A polished, pre-packaged address wouldn’t cut it with these groups, so I can see why Joe came out like a bull in a China closet. It still doesn’t mean it was right. If you must go crazy like that to win back your base, maybe that’s the political gods telling you something: you shouldn’t run again. Gallup showed that 61 percent think Biden doesn’t deserve a second term. Eighty-six percent of those WaPo/ABC News polled felt he was too old.
 
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But Trump is 'spun' on adderal or coke!
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Beakman » 09 Mar 2024, 3:17 pm » wrote: But Trump is 'spun' on adderal or coke!
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I would still take Trump on coke over Biden on adderall, anyday of the week.

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Beakman » 09 Mar 2024, 3:17 pm » wrote: But Trump is 'spun' on adderal or coke!
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YOU are a goddamn LIAR!!!   **** YOU!!!
 
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Buffalo » 09 Mar 2024, 3:42 pm » wrote: YOU are a goddamn LIAR!!!   **** YOU!!!
Kee-RIST Man, Calm down! Its just a joke meme.
I do not like Trump or Biden, so chew on this:
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Jill fed him blue pills after speech and he wore her wizard sleeve out
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