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Wearing a bib at formal/semi-formal occasions
By BIG LIPS SINK SHIPS
11 Mar 2024 7:50 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
11 Mar 2024 7:50 pm
I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
11 Mar 2024 7:50 pm
11 Mar 2024 7:59 pm
Was he having the ribs?BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ From what I could tell, he wasn't drunk. Maybe high, but didn't seem like it.
I wear a bib when I'm having the ribs, every time.
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11 Mar 2024 8:02 pm
If you get the cioppino at a 3 star michelin rated restaurant, it's going to come with a bib.BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
Everything is situational when it comes to dining.
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"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:01 pm
Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 8:02 pm » wrote: ↑ If you get the cioppino at a 3 star mobile rated restaurant, it's going to come with a bib.
Everything is situational when it comes to dining.
I never wear one.
I'm as careful as I need to be, but don't care that much about the clothes getting dirty.
When wearing a $200 shirt and a $400 jacket, I order a controllable food.
Even then it's just clothes... No nightmares for this guy.
Please seat yourself.
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11 Mar 2024 9:03 pm
lemme guess. Either he's a married fat slob going to town. Or, he's a single guy who saw no women he wanted to impress, so he pigs out.BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
11 Mar 2024 9:04 pm
Ribs. Lmao. Have fun at the filet-o-fish buffet with your date, Tattoo Tonya.RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 7:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Was he having the ribs?
I wear a bib when I'm having the ribs, every time.
11 Mar 2024 9:05 pm
Yes, people who live in trailers use bibs.Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 8:02 pm » wrote: ↑ If you get the cioppino at a 3 star mobile rated restaurant, it's going to come with a bib.
Everything is situational when it comes to dining.
11 Mar 2024 9:09 pm
Yes. If one has not mastered the fine art of moving spoon to mouth, then perhaps the deli sit down at Kroger is befitting.DeezerShoove » 11 Mar 2024, 9:01 pm » wrote: ↑ I never wear one.
I'm as careful as I need to be, but don't care that much about the clothes getting dirty.
When wearing a $200 shirt and a $400 jacket, I order a controllable food.
Even then it's just clothes... No nightmares for this guy.
11 Mar 2024 9:13 pm
I never wear a bib, either - but I go the complete opposite direction.DeezerShoove » 11 Mar 2024, 9:01 pm » wrote: ↑ I never wear one.
I'm as careful as I need to be, but don't care that much about the clothes getting dirty.
When wearing a $200 shirt and a $400 jacket, I order a controllable food.
Even then it's just clothes... No nightmares for this guy.
When I had the cioppino at Le Cinq in Paris (for the purpose of this joke), I was wearing about 11 thousand dollars worth of Luca Faloni (for the purpose of this joke).
I just disrobed from the waist up and consumed my food bare-chested.
My dad was so embarrassed that he died. Luca Faloni murdered my father!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:13 pm
I don't care if I'm just wearing a wife beater to the rib joint, I don't want to walk out of there with BBQ sauce all down my shirt, so I'm covering up.DeezerShoove » 11 Mar 2024, 9:01 pm » wrote: ↑ I never wear one.
I'm as careful as I need to be, but don't care that much about the clothes getting dirty.
When wearing a $200 shirt and a $400 jacket, I order a controllable food.
Even then it's just clothes... No nightmares for this guy.
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people
11 Mar 2024 9:15 pm
lard » 11 Mar 2024, 9:09 pm » wrote: ↑ Yes. If one has not mastered the fine art of moving spoon to mouth, then perhaps the deli sit down at Kroger is befitting.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:16 pm
Maybe if you ate fewer ribs, you would have the gym-cut internet body that I have, and you could just take your shirt off - ya flabby ****!RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't care if I'm just wearing a wife beater to the rib joint, I don't want to walk out of there with BBQ sauce all down my shirt, so I'm covering up.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:18 pm
Smaller portions is class dining style. There's a reason you don't see Two Ton Tony at the fine cuisine "joint."
11 Mar 2024 9:19 pm
Okay Rico...Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 9:16 pm » wrote: ↑ Maybe if you ate fewer ribs, you would have the gym-cut internet body that I have, and you could just take your shirt off - ya flabby ****!
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11 Mar 2024 9:21 pm
A fella named "lard" talking about Two Ton Tony.lard » 11 Mar 2024, 9:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Smaller portions is class dining style. There's a reason you don't see Two Ton Tony at the fine cuisine "joint."
The irony is real folks.
Lol
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11 Mar 2024 9:21 pm
Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ I never wear a bib, either - but I go the complete opposite direction.
When I had the cioppino at Le Cinq in Paris (for the purpose of this joke), I was wearing about 11 thousand dollars worth of Luca Faloni (for the purpose of this joke).
I just disrobed from the waist up and consumed my food bare-chested.
My dad was so embarrassed that he died. Luca Faloni murdered my father!
11 Mar 2024 9:25 pm
Just call me Littlefeet. It's my Tribal name.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:26 pm
I wear a bib at Red Lobster when cracking open crab legs.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
11 Mar 2024 9:34 pm
I double-taked on the op name when 1st reading it. "Big lips sink ships."
So lemme guess on the bibbed wedding crasher. He was not a brutha ordering the watermelon-chicken combo meal.
So lemme guess on the bibbed wedding crasher. He was not a brutha ordering the watermelon-chicken combo meal.
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