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Wearing a bib at formal/semi-formal occasions
Wearing a bib at formal/semi-formal occasions
By BIG LIPS SINK SHIPS
11 Mar 2024 7:50 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
11 Mar 2024 9:35 pm
The only real crabs at "red lobster" are in the urinals.Sumela » 11 Mar 2024, 9:26 pm » wrote: ↑ I wear a bib at Red Lobster when cracking open crab legs.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
11 Mar 2024 9:35 pm
The only real crabs at "red lobster" are in the urinals.Sumela » 11 Mar 2024, 9:26 pm » wrote: ↑ I wear a bib at Red Lobster when cracking open crab legs.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
11 Mar 2024 9:37 pm
The only real crabs at "red lobster" are in the urinals.Sumela » 11 Mar 2024, 9:26 pm » wrote: ↑ I wear a bib at Red Lobster when cracking open crab legs.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
11 Mar 2024 9:38 pm
The only real crabs at "red lobster" are in the urinals.Sumela » 11 Mar 2024, 9:26 pm » wrote: ↑ I wear a bib at Red Lobster when cracking open crab legs.
Not going to dirty my Dynamo Moscow hockey jersey.
11 Mar 2024 9:40 pm
If they won't let him eat with his hands, he'll take his business elsewhere.lard » 11 Mar 2024, 9:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Smaller portions is class dining style. There's a reason you don't see Two Ton Tony at the fine cuisine "joint."
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
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"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 9:52 pm
How else are you supposed to eat ribs?Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 9:40 pm » wrote: ↑ If they won't let him eat with his hands, he'll take his business elsewhere.
If you say with a knife and fork I'm gonna lose all respect for you my nigga.
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11 Mar 2024 9:57 pm
I eat them with my wrists, to mock the handicapped.RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 9:52 pm » wrote: ↑ How else are you supposed to eat ribs?
If you say with a knife and fork I'm gonna lose all respect for you my nigga.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Mar 2024 10:42 pm
RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't care if I'm just wearing a wife beater to the rib joint, I don't want to walk out of there with BBQ sauce all down my shirt, so I'm covering up.
******.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
11 Mar 2024 10:53 pm
His Tater Tots were probably what got him.Cannonpointer » 11 Mar 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ I never wear a bib, either - but I go the complete opposite direction.
When I had the cioppino at Le Cinq in Paris (for the purpose of this joke), I was wearing about 11 thousand dollars worth of Luca Faloni (for the purpose of this joke).
I just disrobed from the waist up and consumed my food bare-chested.
My dad was so embarrassed that he died. Luca Faloni murdered my father!
You shoulda sprung for a salad for the old bastard once in a while.
btw That's how I got my dad.
Big Salad on a turkey platter and I busted it over his **** head.
He was so pissed he chased me with a steak knife into the street.
There was a traffic safety cone by a chuckhole that he tripped on and stumbled into a streetcleaner broom.
I sued the city for $14million.
Just for spite I demanded an open casket funeral. I think that helped my case, though.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
12 Mar 2024 5:03 am
Maybe you should have made a scene.BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
12 Mar 2024 5:10 am
Maybe he was trolling you in person.BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ From what I could tell, he wasn't drunk. Maybe high, but didn't seem like it.
12 Mar 2024 5:12 am
RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ I don't care if I'm just wearing a wife beater to the rib joint, I don't want to walk out of there with BBQ sauce all down my shirt, so I'm covering up.
12 Mar 2024 8:32 am
You're just mad because Rico doesn't take you out in public anymore.
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12 Mar 2024 8:33 am
BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
Oh.
12 Mar 2024 8:36 am
Yep.
Some seafood joints offer a bib with the meal, like a napkin.
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12 Mar 2024 6:26 pm
Which NHB user?BIGLIPSSINKSHIPS » 11 Mar 2024, 7:50 pm » wrote: ↑ I was at a wedding rehearsal on Friday. One of the groomsman was wearing a bib at dinner. It was a Kansas City restaurant, which consistently rates in the top 5 finest. Many have it at number one. This bib wrapped around his neck.
12 Mar 2024 11:56 pm
12 Mar 2024 11:57 pm
And baby wipes, too.RedheadedStranger » 12 Mar 2024, 8:36 am » wrote: ↑ Yep.
Some seafood joints offer a bib with the meal, like a napkin.
12 Mar 2024 11:58 pm
RedheadedStranger » 11 Mar 2024, 7:59 pm » wrote: ↑ Was he having the ribs?
I wear a bib when I'm having the ribs, every time.
He said fine dining in KC. Not Popeye's Chicken in Detroit.
13 Mar 2024 12:19 am
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