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Sammy the Snail
Wins the Power Ball Jackpot and he buys a racing car.

He paints a big S on the side and he takes it out for a few laps.

He is not happy at all, and he hires a mechanic to make it faster.

The mechanic says "So how fast do you want it to be?"

Sammy says "I want people to say 'Man look at that S car go!' "

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By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones.

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Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.

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I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person.

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You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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An old married couple was in church one Sunday. The woman turns to her husband and says:

I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?

The husband replies:

Replace the battery in your hearing aid.

murdock » 02 Jun 2024, 7:56 pm » wrote: ↑

02 Jun 2024, 7:56 pm

Sammy the Snail
Wins the Power Ball Jackpot and he buys a racing car.

He paints a big S on the side and he takes it out for a few laps.

He is not happy at all, and he hires a mechanic to make it faster.

The mechanic says "So how fast do you want it to be?"

Sammy says "I want people to say 'Man look at that S car go!' "

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By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones.

-------------------------------

Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.

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I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person.

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You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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An old married couple was in church one Sunday. The woman turns to her husband and says:

I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?

The husband replies:

Replace the battery in your hearing aid.

Joke: You

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*POM » 03 Jun 2024, 5:07 am » wrote: ↑

03 Jun 2024, 5:07 am

Joke: You

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How did you come to be repetitious, humourless, little bitch?

murdock » 10 Jun 2024, 7:46 am » wrote: ↑

10 Jun 2024, 7:46 am

How did you come to be repetitious, humourless, little bitch?

           
 

*murdock » 11 Jun 2024, 8:00 am » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 8:00 am

           
 

Awwwww look, the little child molesting queer has copied my name. How pathetic, ***.

murdock » 11 Jun 2024, 9:07 am » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 9:07 am

Awwwww look, the little child molesting queer has copied my name. How pathetic, ***.

       
 
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*Blackvegetable » 11 Jun 2024, 8:00 am » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 8:00 am

:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
 

Doing the same thing you do a different way.

*Blackvegetable » 11 Jun 2024, 9:45 am » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 9:45 am

       
 
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**** your mother in her *** ***!

murdock » 11 Jun 2024, 1:24 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 1:24 pm

**** your mother in her *** ***!

change your avatar
 

*Blackvegetable » 11 Jun 2024, 5:09 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 5:09 pm

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**** your mother in her *** ***, retard.

murdock » 12 Jun 2024, 4:26 am » wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 4:26 am

**** your mother in her *** ***, retard.

Tell us when you are finished
 

*Blackvegetable » 12 Jun 2024, 8:37 am » wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 8:37 am

Tell us when you are finished
 

**** your mother in her *** ***, retard.

murdock » 12 Jun 2024, 10:13 am » wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 10:13 am

**** your mother in her *** ***, retard.

Hurry up and finish
 

*Blackvegetable » 11 Jun 2024, 5:09 pm » wrote: ↑

11 Jun 2024, 5:09 pm

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It repeats itself for the 1000the time, same thing over and over. Must be caused by all the dick he sucks with his mothers asshole.

murdock » 15 Jun 2024, 6:04 pm » wrote: ↑

15 Jun 2024, 6:04 pm

I repeat myself for the 1000the time, same thing over and over. Must be caused by all the dick I suck with my mothers asshole.

uhhh
 

*Blackvegetable » 15 Jun 2024, 6:05 pm » wrote: ↑

15 Jun 2024, 6:05 pm

uhhh
 

That's not even 7th grade worthy. You're clearly a lame little bitch aren't you?

murdock » 15 Jun 2024, 6:07 pm » wrote: ↑

15 Jun 2024, 6:07 pm

That's not even 7th grade worthy. You're clearly a lame little bitch aren't you?

back to the 5th grade mentality speaking thinking he is smarter than anyone else alive. Shame understanding how genetics eternally separates all native to this atmosphere reproductions ever lived honoring devil in the details rule of law created by social consensus of ancestors each generation united in defying how genetics works each rotation alive.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Power of suggesting follow us or else by each franchise of humanity on the world stage throughout history of ancestries eliminating each other over who's who here today.

Pride before the downfall/self inflicted extinction isn't genius, it is insanity.

31st Arrival » 16 Jun 2024, 3:47 am » wrote: ↑

16 Jun 2024, 3:47 am

back to the 5th grade mentality speaking thinking he is smarter than anyone else alive. Shame understanding how genetics eternally separates all native to this atmosphere reproductions ever lived honoring devil in the details rule of law created by social consensus of ancestors each generation united in defying how genetics works each rotation alive.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Power of suggesting follow us or else by each franchise of humanity on the world stage throughout history of ancestries eliminating each other over who's who here today.

Pride before the downfall/self inflicted extinction isn't genius, it is insanity.

Babble on you cock smoker.

*Blackvegetable » 15 Jun 2024, 6:05 pm » wrote: ↑

15 Jun 2024, 6:05 pm

uhhh
 

Lol, cowards that change what a person posted, beyond simple minded. Lol, what little bitches. Say, when you're finished butt **** your daughter, cut the grass, ***.