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Yesterday in Nevada, Donald Trump was riffing.  He was on a roll.  It was like slam poetry, like freestyle rap.

“It must be because of MIT, my relationship with MIT, very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there,” he said as MAGA supporters listened intently. “By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice this? A lot of sha…”The former president then digressed briefly to talk about something he had seen about shark attacks. This very well could come up in the first presidential debate and is therefore highly relevant.“I watched some guy justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry, they bit off that young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were… they were not angry but they misunderstood who she was,’” Trump said.It should be noted that President Joe Biden has not brought up this issue at all and has not taken a position on it.  Not Trump.“These people are cray…” the former president added. “He said there is no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming [inaudible] really got decimated, and other people to a lot of shark attacks.”Trump then laid out a scenario on the minds of many Americans.“So there is a shark 10 yards from the boat, ten yards… or here,” he said. “Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”Then, likely referring again to this MIT expert, the former president then came to the climax of his remarks.“He didn’t know. He said: ‘Nobody has ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there is a lot of electric current coming through that water,’” Trump said. “But you know what I would do if there is a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time.* I’m not getting near the shark.”With that cleared up, the former president then turned to other important national matters.  

But don't think for a minute that boats, batteries, and sharks are NOT important... they are.  They are. Image  
 
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 7:10 am » wrote: ↑ Yesterday in Nevada, Donald Trump was riffing.  He was on a roll.  It was like slam poetry, like freestyle rap.

“It must be because of MIT, my relationship with MIT, very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there,” he said as MAGA supporters listened intently. “By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice this? A lot of sha…”The former president then digressed briefly to talk about something he had seen about shark attacks. This very well could come up in the first presidential debate and is therefore highly relevant.“I watched some guy justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry, they bit off that young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were… they were not angry but they misunderstood who she was,’” Trump said.It should be noted that President Joe Biden has not brought up this issue at all and has not taken a position on it.  Not Trump.“These people are cray…” the former president added. “He said there is no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming [inaudible] really got decimated, and other people to a lot of shark attacks.”Trump then laid out a scenario on the minds of many Americans.“So there is a shark 10 yards from the boat, ten yards… or here,” he said. “Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”Then, likely referring again to this MIT expert, the former president then came to the climax of his remarks.“He didn’t know. He said: ‘Nobody has ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there is a lot of electric current coming through that water,’” Trump said. “But you know what I would do if there is a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time.* I’m not getting near the shark.”With that cleared up, the former president then turned to other important national matters.  

But don't think for a minute that boats, batteries, and sharks are NOT important... they are.  They are. Image
That's, like, a 25 megaton truth bomb, right there...

Grifty's out pumping Coherence, while Sleepy Joe is doing what?


Crafting and executing effective policy.

What a wuss.

 
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Seriously, MAGAt's... don't you find the eloquence of this riff to be right up there in the pantheon of great political rhetoric with Bryan's "Cross of Gold" or King's "I Have a Dream" or maybe MacArthur's, "Duty, Honor, Country" (one of MY favorites!)????
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 7:10 am » wrote: ↑ Yesterday in Nevada, Donald Trump was riffing.  He was on a roll.  It was like slam poetry, like freestyle rap.

“It must be because of MIT, my relationship with MIT, very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there,” he said as MAGA supporters listened intently. “By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice this? A lot of sha…”The former president then digressed briefly to talk about something he had seen about shark attacks. This very well could come up in the first presidential debate and is therefore highly relevant.“I watched some guy justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren’t really that angry, they bit off that young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were… they were not angry but they misunderstood who she was,’” Trump said.It should be noted that President Joe Biden has not brought up this issue at all and has not taken a position on it.  Not Trump.“These people are cray…” the former president added. “He said there is no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming [inaudible] really got decimated, and other people to a lot of shark attacks.”Trump then laid out a scenario on the minds of many Americans.“So there is a shark 10 yards from the boat, ten yards… or here,” he said. “Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”Then, likely referring again to this MIT expert, the former president then came to the climax of his remarks.“He didn’t know. He said: ‘Nobody has ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there is a lot of electric current coming through that water,’” Trump said. “But you know what I would do if there is a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time.* I’m not getting near the shark.”With that cleared up, the former president then turned to other important national matters.  

But don't think for a minute that boats, batteries, and sharks are NOT important... they are.  They are. Image
It needs context.

If you side-by-side it with the perambulations of shrub bush or pedo-joe biden, it sounds downright undemented. :)
 
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Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 7:53 am » wrote: ↑
(Biden...) Crafting and executing effective policy.
 
And you'd have gotten away with it, too - if not for those pesky videos of Pedo-Joe mouth-****...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELq7xJKTa0
 
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:29 pm » wrote: ↑ Seriously, MAGAt's... don't you find the eloquence of this riff to be right up there in the pantheon of great political rhetoric with Bryan's "Cross of Gold" or King's "I Have a Dream" or maybe MacArthur's, "Duty, Honor, Country" (one of MY favorites!)????
Compared to Biden’s guttural noises and whispered nonsense, he sounds like a **** genius,  moron groupie.
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What was that senile babbling about? I don't read walls of text. Learn to paragraph

Batteries, boats and sharks is all I got.
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:29 pm » wrote: ↑ Seriously, MAGAt's... don't you find the eloquence of this riff to be right up there in the pantheon of great political rhetoric with Bryan's "Cross of Gold" or King's "I Have a Dream" or maybe MacArthur's, "Duty, Honor, Country" (one of MY favorites!)????
If you had read Kipling's Barrack Room Ballads, you would recognize BRILLIANT homage - on the fly, no less.

Clearly, it flew over your head. More's the pity, sir. More's the pity. 
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RebelGator » 10 Jun 2024, 1:39 pm » wrote: ↑ Compared to Biden’s guttural noises and whispered nonsense, he sounds like a **** genius,  moron groupie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBpQG3FJwU
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Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:37 pm » wrote: ↑ And you'd have gotten away with it, too - if not for those pesky videos of Pedo-Joe mouth-****...

 
The mechanics of crafting and executing effective policy are never captured on film.
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Joe said he has known Putin since they were 5yo.

Putin was always stealing Joe's lunch money.
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Warcok » 10 Jun 2024, 1:39 pm » wrote: ↑ What was that senile babbling about? I don't read walls of text. Learn to paragraph

Batteries, boats and sharks is all I got.

This is the first time you and I have ever agreed about anything.  Trump's senile babbling is really laughable
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:42 pm » wrote: ↑ The mechanics of crafting and executing effective policy are never captured on film.
But mental incompetence often is. 

Perhaps you could enlighten us - since you're jumping in, here - about WHICH of biden's (alleged) policies are "effective" - and at what.

His border "policies" appear "effective" at getting Americans killed by overdoses and crazed third worlders. 
His gender "policies" have made "women" in "women's sports" irrelevant.
His economic "policies" have Americans scrambling for groceries and forming lines for services (Not privileged tit boys, but actual producers, I mean).

Go ahead. Enlighten us about the "policies" the basement dweller is "executing effectively." How is Ukraine going, kid? I remember when Trump's "policies" were in effect. Ukraine was a lot bigger and peacefuller, it seems to me. 

You?
 
 
 
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Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:34 pm » wrote: ↑ It needs context.

If you side-by-side it with the perambulations of shrub bush or pedo-joe biden, it sounds downright undemented. Image
 

 
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Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:50 pm » wrote: ↑ But mental incompetence often is. 

Perhaps you could enlighten us - since you're jumping in, here - about WHICH of biden's (alleged) policies are "effective" - and at what.

His border "policies" appear "effective" at getting Americans killed by overdoses and crazed third worlders. 
His gender "policies" have made "women" in "women's sports" irrelevant.
His economic "policies" have Americans scrambling for groceries and forming lines for services (Not privileged tit boys, but actual producers, I mean).

Go ahead. Enlighten us about the "policies" the basement dweller is "executing effectively." How is Ukraine going, kid? I remember when Trump's "policies" were in effect. Ukraine was a lot bigger and peacefuller, it seems to me. 

You?

I agree.  If you watch the video of Trump babbling about boats, batteries and sharks, you will know what mental incompetence looks like.

Biden's economic policies in the wake of the global pandemic have allowed America to recover economically better than any other nation on the planet.
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑ I agree.  If you watch the video of Trump babbling about boats, batteries and sharks, you will know what mental incompetence looks like.

Biden's economic policies in the wake of the global pandemic have allowed America to recover economically better than any other nation on the planet.
If I were you I'd delete that post, it could have you picked up under the Baker Act in at least 16 states. 
 
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑ I agree.  If you watch the video of Trump babbling about boats, batteries and sharks, you will know what mental incompetence looks like.
Effective policies was the issue - if it were babbling, you would need to address the Biden video instead of skirt-hiking.

On the issue of effective policies, I think Ukraine rather speaks for itself. When Obama was in, Putin took a big old bite. Then came Trump - and silence out of Russia. Then the Famous Basement Campaign resulted in five swing states flipping in the dead of night through the mechanism of statistical impossibility plus fraud, and Putin took ANOTHER big bite out of Ukraine.

As foreign policy goes, it looks like Trump is the clear winner - even with YOUR prodigious goal-post moving prowess.
maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑ Biden's economic policies
You're gonna need some kind of qualifier, if ya wanna go down THIS road. Something ****.
maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑in the wake of the global pandemic
Well done.
maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑have allowed America to recover economically better than any other nation on the planet.
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Other than Russia, you mean.

You mean other than Russia. Image

Here ya go - no charge. Just look what happened when pedo-joe took office. It's like the Russian economy just TOOK OFF!

https://www.macrotrends.net/global-metr ... ic-product

Russia gdp for 2022 was $2,240.42B, a 21.97% increase from 2021.
Russia gdp for 2021 was $1,836.89B, a 23.03% increase from 2020.
Russia gdp for 2020 was $1,493.08B, a 11.81% decline from 2019.
Russia gdp for 2019 was $1,693.12B, a 2.16% increase from 2018.

US GDP declined in those same yearts - notwithstanding that our "GDP" is mostly smoke and mirrors, anyway...

And notice that in Trump's last year, Russia's economy SHRUNK. Then came pedo joe and the great Russky Boom. 
 
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RebelGator » 10 Jun 2024, 2:06 pm » wrote: ↑ If I were you I'd delete that post, it could have you picked up under the Baker Act in at least 16 states.

If I were you, I'd lay off the day drinking, Cletis.
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 2:02 pm » wrote: ↑ I agree.  If you watch the video of Trump babbling about boats, batteries and sharks, you will know what mental incompetence looks like.

Biden's economic policies in the wake of the global pandemic have allowed America to recover economically better than any other nation on the planet.
Here's the head of NATO praising Trump's effective policies (not pedo-joe's, but Trump's).

It seem to me that you and beevee are just cheerleaders incompetence. You seem to think that being loud = being correct.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/wor ... 695799002/
 
 
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