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Great David Sedaris quote
Great David Sedaris quote
By maineman
10 Jun 2024 11:27 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
10 Jun 2024 11:27 am
To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
10 Jun 2024 11:50 am
That's a pretty harsh depiction of President Biden, but he's entitled to his opinion.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
10 Jun 2024 11:52 am
Wow, great quotemaineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put in perspective, America and the empire are crumbling. ***, trannied, fat, angry, divided, full of chaos.
No wonder countries are fleeing to BRICS away from war mongering WASH DC.
--David Sedaris.
10 Jun 2024 12:18 pm
ConsRule » 10 Jun 2024, 11:50 am » wrote: ↑ That's a pretty harsh depiction of President Biden, but he's entitled to his opinion.
I guess you have never read much of David Sedaris' writing?
10 Jun 2024 12:23 pm
maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 12:18 pm » wrote: ↑ I guess you have never read much of David Sedaris' writing?
It's my practice to rarely read Op-Eds.
10 Jun 2024 12:35 pm
10 Jun 2024 12:49 pm
David Sedaris is an author, humorist, and comedian.
10 Jun 2024 12:50 pm
Why do you bother?ConsRule » 10 Jun 2024, 11:50 am » wrote: ↑ That's a pretty harsh depiction of President Biden, but he's entitled to his opinion.
Oh, yea...I forgot....I've seen your "analyses"...
You're the idiot who can't calculate wage inflation, right?
10 Jun 2024 12:53 pm
With many of the other MAGAts, their stupid is almost a virtue.
Connie's contributions are uniformly tedious, truculent and uninformed..
10 Jun 2024 12:55 pm
And, in my opinion, writes Op-Eds. After all, that is what you posted...one of his opinions.
10 Jun 2024 12:57 pm
I completely agree.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 12:59 pm
He read the current quote, as did I.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 12:18 pm » wrote: ↑ I guess you have never read much of David Sedaris' writing?
And like me, he agrees with sedaris.
It is as sedaris describes.
His other stuff is gay, but he got one right.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:00 pm
In sedaris' defense, he got his AIDS the old fashioned way.
*** dicking in bath houses - a practice maintained by many of his regular readers, especially those from Maine.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:00 pm
And AIDS spreader.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:01 pm
Said the guy ^ who is confused by the definition of woman.Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 12:50 pm » wrote: ↑ Why do you bother?
Oh, yea...I forgot....I've seen your "analyses"...
You're the idiot who can't calculate wage inflation, right?
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:02 pm
Well at least he came by it I honestly.Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:00 pm » wrote: ↑ In sedaris' defense, he got his AIDS the old fashioned way.
*** dicking in bath houses - a practice maintained by many of his regular readers, especially those from Maine.
10 Jun 2024 1:03 pm
Said the ****-fingered rube ^ who still clings to the gorebal warnings scam like it's the old rugged cross...Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 12:53 pm » wrote: ↑ With many of the other MAGAts, their stupid is almost a virtue.
Connie's contributions are uniformly tedious, truculent and uninformed..
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:03 pm
Never a slip twixt cup and MY lip, Tweeny...Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:01 pm » wrote: ↑ Said the guy ^ who is confused by the definition of woman.
10 Jun 2024 1:04 pm
I've skied for 55 years....I've noticed.Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:03 pm » wrote: ↑ Said the ****-fingered rube ^ who still clings to the gorebal warnings scam like it's the old rugged cross...
10 Jun 2024 1:04 pm
Not a drop of jizz wasted, ya say...
I believe ya, sedaris boi.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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