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Great David Sedaris quote
Great David Sedaris quote
By maineman
10 Jun 2024 11:27 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
10 Jun 2024 1:05 pm
Yes yes, fruitcake - weather is climate and boys are girls and up is down and "science" is feelings.
You're a moron because you SAY you are a moron.
And science just has to line up with your feelings, fruitcake.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:06 pm
Glaciers are disappearing.Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:05 pm » wrote: ↑ Yes yes, fruitcake - weather is climatre and boys are girls and up is down and "science" is feelings.
10 Jun 2024 1:07 pm
Jizz spill remediation is YOUR thing, Pennsasucky...Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:04 pm » wrote: ↑ Not a drop of jizz wasted, ya say...
I believe ya, sedaris boi.
10 Jun 2024 1:08 pm
Gosh, fruitcake!
REALLY?That is amazing. And it's "science."
It was the disappearance of glaciers that have us the great lakes, you **** idiot. It's been happening for a minute, ya clown.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:09 pm
Now, now, bitter boi. It isn't MY fault your girlfriend's dick is bigger than yours.Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 1:07 pm » wrote: ↑ Jizz spill remediation is YOUR thing, Pennsasucky...
Sorry - I mean "vagina."
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:10 pm
Go take a sip out of Mono Lake...Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:08 pm » wrote: ↑ Gosh, fruitcake!
That is amazing. And it's "science."
It was the disappearance of glaciers that have us the great lakes, you **** idiot. It's been happening for a minute, ya clown.
10 Jun 2024 1:11 pm
Has anything more than a 5 ever given you the time of day?Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:09 pm » wrote: ↑ Now, now, bitter boi. It isn't MY fault your girlfriend's dick is bigger than yours.
Sorry - I mean "vagina."
10 Jun 2024 1:13 pm
Hey Maineman....maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
Isn't he the same guy that said Trump should have been murdered as a baby?
10 Jun 2024 1:14 pm
Drink deeply if at all from the Pierian Spring, buttercup.
You are dangerous to yourself - ya over-poked lab rat.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:14 pm
NO QUESTIONS, DICK SUCKER!Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 1:11 pm » wrote: ↑ Has anything more than a 5 ever given you the time of day?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/10/d3 ... fb8c8a.gif
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:15 pm
And now he is **** on Biden.BooRadley » 10 Jun 2024, 1:13 pm » wrote: ↑ Hey Maineman....
Isn't he the same guy that said Trump should have been murdered as a baby?
Ya gotta love it when they cross over.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:15 pm
I might respect Google CC, just to encourage you to strive...Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑ Drink deeply if at all from the Pierian Spring, buttercup.
You are dangerous to yourself - ya over-poked lab rat.
But Youtube Jr. High?
Not in my lifetime.
10 Jun 2024 1:16 pm
Take all the time you need to cauterize that....Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:14 pm » wrote: ↑ NO QUESTIONS, DICK SUCKER!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/10/d3 ... fb8c8a.gif
10 Jun 2024 1:18 pm
Maineman...maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
Please help us here...
This Sedaris said Trump should have been murdered when he was a baby....
Any thoughts on such a statement??
10 Jun 2024 1:19 pm
ConsRule » 10 Jun 2024, 12:55 pm » wrote: ↑ And, in my opinion, writes Op-Eds. After all, that is what you posted...one of his opinions.
I get the "Op" part. It clearly was never an editorial. Do you think that anyone who expresses their opinion is "writing an Op-Ed?"
10 Jun 2024 1:20 pm
Oh, look. It thinks it scored one!
You poor fruit. You really are speshul.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:21 pm
That is a truncated subject, fruity. You went out and demanded the readers digest version.Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 1:15 pm » wrote: ↑ I might respect Google CC, just to encourage you to strive...
But Youtube Jr. High?
Not in my lifetime.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:21 pm
No....I walked out of the house...Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:21 pm » wrote: ↑ That is a truncated subject, fruity. You went out and demanded the readers digest version.
10 Jun 2024 1:21 pm
Here's the face of modern hiv:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAGhTbQMg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAGhTbQMg0
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:22 pm
Save your breath to cool your burn.Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:20 pm » wrote: ↑ Oh, look. It thinks it scored one!
You poor fruit. You really are speshul.
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