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Great David Sedaris quote
Great David Sedaris quote
By maineman
10 Jun 2024 11:27 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
10 Jun 2024 1:23 pm
Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:15 pm » wrote: ↑ And now he is **** on Biden.
Ya gotta love it when they cross over.
Yet another member who has obviously experienced NONE of David Sedaris' oeuvre.
Whodathunkit????
10 Jun 2024 1:23 pm
Well yes you did, pookie - right into a labrat setting.
I walked out of the house and DIDN'T expose myself to big pharma's experiment, ya cheese eating surrender monkey.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:23 pm
Didn't experience the ***'s ovaries, either, ***.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Yet another member who has obviously experienced NONE of David Sedaris' oeuvre.
Whodathunkit????
I would wager I have a good bit more culture and sophistication that a career titty boy.
My tastes simply do not run to ***, as your and beevee's do.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:24 pm
No...onto a plane and then up into the mountains.Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Well yes you did, pookie - right into a labrat setting.
I walked out of the house and DIDN'T expose myself to big pharma's experiment, ya cheese eating surrender monkey.
You really can't miss it....unless you never get out of the house...
10 Jun 2024 1:29 pm
Yeah yeah - you're a legend in your own telling, fruity.Blackvegetable » 10 Jun 2024, 1:24 pm » wrote: ↑ No...onto a plane and then up into the mountains.
You really can't miss it....unless you never get out of the house...
Meanwhile, you're known in THESE parts as the pseudo-intellectual who fell for "Because I SAY I am" being a form of legitimate "science."
Here, you stupe. Have some actual science - in the format YOU prefer (menopausal broads kvetching):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYhwu1dSdw
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
10 Jun 2024 1:33 pm
His works are not really complete until he dies from aids......that's some kind of biography that you're salivating over.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Yet another member who has obviously experienced NONE of David Sedaris' oeuvre.
Whodathunkit????
10 Jun 2024 1:41 pm
This man stated Trump should have been murdered as a baby...maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Yet another member who has obviously experienced NONE of David Sedaris' oeuvre.
Whodathunkit????
Even his husband thought it was over the top
You being a fan of Sedaris is expected
10 Jun 2024 1:47 pm
Depends on how they are expressing said opinion. If it initially appears in print, by definition...yes. If it initially is given orally...no.maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 1:19 pm » wrote: ↑ I get the "Op" part. It clearly was never an editorial. Do you think that anyone who expresses their opinion is "writing an Op-Ed?"
Do you take everything so literally from liberals?
10 Jun 2024 3:03 pm
There; I agreed wit ya! Now restore my images, suh!Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:04 pm » wrote: ↑ Not a drop of jizz wasted, ya say...
I believe ya, sedaris boi.
@Cannonpointer
10 Jun 2024 7:31 pm
THE ANALYSIS:maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
TRUMP- THE WELL-PREPARED MEAL
BIDEN - THE **** WITH BITS OF BROKEN GLASS
THE *** CHOICE- I'LL HAVE THE **** WITH BROKEN GLASS PLEASE, TWO PORTIONS
10 Jun 2024 7:36 pm
Sedaris is known to regularly wear a headlamp at night and spend hours removing litter from roads and highways near Rackham. Because of this hobby, he is known locally as "Pig Pen"; he also has a waste vehicle named after him
*** MENTOR
*** MENTOR
10 Jun 2024 8:46 pm
Cannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Didn't experience the ***'s ovaries, either, ***.
I would wager I have a good bit more culture and sophistication that a career titty boy.
My tastes simply do not run to ***, as your and beevee's do.
His sister is funnier.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
10 Jun 2024 8:50 pm
RebelGator » 10 Jun 2024, 1:33 pm » wrote: ↑ His works are not really complete until he dies from aids......that's some kind of biography that you're salivating over.
Magic Johnson said long ago he "attained" AIDS.
Must be like self-immolation: A way to go so bad it is admired.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.
10 Jun 2024 8:54 pm
I heard she was so funny that her sibling died laughing...
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Jun 2024 9:32 am
maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
Leftists and LGBT preying on children is more important than anything you can post.....you all need to leave the children alone...bunch of degenerates and perverts!
11 Jun 2024 10:26 am
agreedCannonpointer » 10 Jun 2024, 1:01 pm » wrote: ↑ Said the guy ^ who is confused by the definition of woman.
11 Jun 2024 10:30 am
Knew I'd break ya.
Bitch.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
11 Jun 2024 10:30 am
11 Jun 2024 11:01 am
Leave it to you to find a gay mentor who hates his father and exhibits such great literary talents as hismaineman » 10 Jun 2024, 11:27 am » wrote: ↑ To put them in perspective, I think about being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of **** with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris.
"Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls", and "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk".
Something tells me Hemmingway and Steinbeck aren't worried about such competition.
By the way, how do your wife and kids feel about your admiration for homos like him?
11 Jun 2024 11:07 am
The creative product of an individual should not be devalued by their sexual preference.Zeets2 » 11 Jun 2024, 11:01 am » wrote: ↑ Leave it to you to find a gay mentor who hates his father and exhibits such great literary talents as his
"Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls", and "Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk".
Something tells me Hemmingway[sic] and Steinbeck aren't worried about such competition.
By the way, how do your wife and kids feel about your admiration for homos like him?
Do you think the Sistine Chapel ceiling is not worthy of admiration because Michaelangelo was gay?
How about the Mona Lisa or the Last Supper in Milan? Da Vinci was gay as well.
And who the **** said he was my mentor?
Is English your second language?
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