Great David Sedaris quote

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By maineman
10 Jun 2024 11:27 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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That really stung, didn't it...

That pond was dug by Russian POWs from the War of 1812....
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ROG62 » 12 Jun 2024, 6:13 am » wrote: ↑ WTF is he wearing?  Image
Gayraiment. ***. 

There is a flap in the back of his pants for easy rear entry.
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Cannonpointer » 12 Jun 2024, 8:54 am » wrote: ↑ Gayraiment. ***. 

There is a flap in the back of his pants for easy rear entry.
TMI
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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maineman » 11 Jun 2024, 3:01 pm » wrote: ↑ No.  Who said I admired either one?

Case in point:  I don't ADMIRE Woody Allen one little bit, but his movie Manhattan is one of my favorites.  Do you get the distinction there?

I wonder... do you have to work hard to be this big of a prick, or, as I suspect, does it just come naturally?
Do you often promote quotes from people who you don't admire?
Don't you find there are enough of them that you support which have come from people you DO admire? 

Nah, being a prick to ignorant liberals like yourself comes naturally as an acquired skill.  How hard to you think it is to crush the stupidity out of an uninformed liberal birdbrain using facts and reality?
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Zeets2 » 12 Jun 2024, 9:58 am » wrote: ↑ Do you often promote quotes from people who you don't admire?
Don't you find there are enough of them that you support which have come from people you DO admire? 

Nah, being a prick to ignorant liberals like yourself comes naturally as an acquired skill.  How hard to [sic]you think it is to crush the stupidity out of an uninformed liberal birdbrain using facts and reality?

I rarely promote quotes from anyone, and when I do, the only reason is those quotes mirror my own opinion, regardless of who wrote them.

And we both know that you calling me "ignorant or stupid" is a baseless schoolyard tribal taunt.   I don't think that YOU are "ignorant"... merely misguided.  I am sure, if you could lose the swagger for just a moment, you'd admit that you share the same opinion of me.  Unfortunately, swagger and false bravado play too big a role in your internet persona for you to make such an admission.  C'est la vie.  C'est la guerre.
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maineman » 10 Jun 2024, 12:18 pm » wrote: ↑ I guess you have never read much of David Sedaris' writing?
I'm SHOCKED to see that your hero / role model  is a SODOMITE...!!!      Image  
 
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:23 am » wrote: ↑ I rarely promote quotes from anyone, and when I do, the only reason is those quotes mirror my own opinion, regardless of who wrote them.

And we both know that you calling me "ignorant or stupid" is a baseless schoolyard tribal taunt.   I don't think that YOU are "ignorant"... merely misguided.  I am sure, if you could lose the swagger for just a moment, you'd admit that you share the same opinion of me.  Unfortunately, swagger and false bravado play too big a role in your internet persona for you to make such an admission.  C'est la vie.  C'est la guerre.

OH LOOKY!!

The MOST PARTISAN HACK on NHB calling someone a  schoolyard taunt!! And wanting people to AGREE WITH HIM that are totally in DISAGREEMENT with anything she says!!

You DO know that you proved you are a QUEER PIECE OF NAZI ****, right?? Just like your HERO Rahm was!! Poor @maineman  . Bless her little heart.
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:23 am » wrote: ↑ I rarely promote quotes from anyone, and when I do, the only reason is those quotes mirror my own opinion, regardless of who wrote them.
 
So when Sedaris said he likes it in the *** and THEN in the mouth, for the flavor, was that a quote that DOES or does NOT mirror your own opinion? :)
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:23 am » wrote: ↑ I rarely promote quotes from anyone, and when I do, the only reason is those quotes mirror my own opinion, regardless of who wrote them.

And we both know that you calling me "ignorant or stupid" is a baseless schoolyard tribal taunt.   I don't think that YOU are "ignorant"... merely misguided.  I am sure, if you could lose the swagger for just a moment, you'd admit that you share the same opinion of me.  Unfortunately, swagger and false bravado play too big a role in your internet persona for you to make such an admission.  C'est la vie.  C'est la guerre.
I seriously doubt there is ANY opinion a far-left zealot like you could possibly share with me.  And the fact is that I believe ANY liberal as devoted as you is ignorant, plain and simple.  You and most liberals are simply blind to reality and reject anything that interferes with your left-wing dogma and defend the indefensible like a dog with a bone.

THAT is my persona, and it's not about to change when the survival of my country is at stake.
 
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Zeets2 » 12 Jun 2024, 11:52 am » wrote: ↑ I seriously doubt there is ANY opinion a far-left zealot like you could possibly share with me.  And the fact is that I believe ANY liberal as devoted as you is ignorant, plain and simple.  You and most liberals are simply blind to reality and reject anything that interferes with your left-wing dogma and defend the indefensible like a dog with a bone.

THAT is my persona, and it's not about to change when the survival of my country is at stake.

I'm actually a pretty moderate democrat and a big pro-defense hawk, which USED to get me the begrudging approval of republicans from time to time.
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑ I'm actually a pretty moderate democrat and a big pro-defense hawk, which USED to get me the begrudging approval of republicans from time to time.
No, you're anything BUT a "moderate democrat", your position as a pro-defense hawk notwithstanding.
The fact is that you don't even see the illogic in calling yourself that when the idiot you support has thrown open our borders welcoming in every potential terrorist, drug dealer, human trafficker, mental patient, and assorted criminals, but that's not enough for you to stop supporting him.  You claim to despise pedophiles, but refuse to belief the very truthful accusations of his daughter's molestation at the hands of her father, while totally ignoring the dozens of video and photographic evidence of him fondling young girls and women, biting children on the cheek, and proudly bragging how much he enjoys having children play with his leg hair.  And the kicker, of course, is your refusal to believe the very real testimony of Tara Reade, his rape victim who his corrupt DOJ refuses to acknowledge, or his refusal to accept the granddaughter that his idiot junkie son sired with a hooker as his own.

There is NOTHING "moderate" about you!
 
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Zeets2 » 12 Jun 2024, 12:20 pm » wrote: ↑ No, you're anything BUT a "moderate democrat", your position as a pro-defense hawk notwithstanding.
The fact is that you don't even see the illogic in calling yourself that when the idiot you support has thrown open our borders welcoming in every potential terrorist, drug dealer, human trafficker, mental patient, and assorted criminals, but that's not enough for you to stop supporting him.  You claim to despise pedophiles, but refuse to belief the very truthful accusations of his daughter's molestation at the hands of her father, while totally ignoring the dozens of video and photographic evidence of him fondling young girls and women, biting children on the cheek, and proudly bragging how much he enjoys having children play with his leg hair.  And the kicker, of course, is your refusal to believe the very real testimony of Tara Reade, his rape victim who his corrupt DOJ refuses to acknowledge, or his refusal to accept the granddaughter that his idiot junkie son sired with a hooker as his own.

There is NOTHING "moderate" about you!

My disinterest in obsessing over the sexual issues that seem to dominate your every waking thought does not make me something other than a moderate.  I don't even agree with all of his governing policies but I certainly am not going to be as hypocritical as MAGAts like you who attack Biden while giving Trump a total free pass.  ANd, for the record, his daughter did NOT accuse her dad of molesting her. 
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 1:37 pm » wrote: ↑ My disinterest in obsessing over the sexual issues that seem to dominate your every waking thought does not make me something other than a moderate.  I don't even agree with all of his governing policies but I certainly am not going to be as hypocritical as MAGAts like you who attack Biden while giving Trump a total free pass.  ANd, for the record, his daughter did NOT accuse her dad of molesting her.
Biden took showers with his daughter... he is a pedo like you.
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑ I'm actually a pretty moderate democrat and a big pro-defense hawk, which USED to get me the begrudging approval of republicans from time to time.
Hitlery Klingon is a hawk, too. 

You're deplorable. 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 1:37 pm » wrote: ↑ My disinterest in obsessing over the sexual issues that seem to dominate your every waking thought
Attacks on women's rights being dismissed in such disrespectful terms are disgusting, and you are a sex criminal as far as I am concerned. 

The pretense that giving a **** about injustice = a sexual obsession is the kind of dishonest **** for which you are gaining a **** reputation. 

It is pure democrat sleaze and the cheapest talking point you fruits hide behind. 
 
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice

"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"

You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.

Who cuts off your dick is not a friend

An opinion you won't defend is not your own

Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe

When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge

If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 1:37 pm » wrote: ↑ My disinterest in obsessing over the sexual issues that seem to dominate your every waking thought does not make me something other than a moderate.  I don't even agree with all of his governing policies but I certainly am not going to be as hypocritical as MAGAts like you who attack Biden while giving Trump a total free pass.  ANd, for the record, his daughter did NOT accuse her dad of molesting her.
****!
It's right there in her diary in her exact words, and STILL that's not enough for a gullible liberal like you to believe it!
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maineman » 12 Jun 2024, 11:55 am » wrote: ↑ I'm actually a pretty moderate democrat and a big pro-defense hawk, which USED to get me the begrudging approval of republicans from time to time.

You're a PIECE OF **** PROGGIE NAZI!!!

What a **** joke you just posted.

How many MORE LIES are you going to tell Capt. DICKSUCK??? Is that "daughter" of yours a carpet muncher too?? Learned it from "daddy" no doubt. Seeing how you EXPOSED that fact in your first post on this very thread!!
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Zeets2 » 12 Jun 2024, 2:44 pm » wrote: ↑ ****!
It's right there in her diary in her exact words, and STILL that's not enough for a gullible liberal like you to believe it!
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That phrase did not refer to her father.  The phrase you circle is followed by references to the Woolzack's house, to being sexualized with Caroline, to having sex with friends at a young age....SEMICOLON... NEW THOUGHT.  then... after the semicolon....  showered with dad, NOT molested by dad.

You are a dishonest hack.  
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Cannonpointer » 12 Jun 2024, 2:38 pm » wrote: ↑ Hitlery Klingon is a hawk, too. 

You're deplorable.

coming from you, I wear that as a badge of honor.
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