They contracted a common venereal disease - SECRET BIG GOVT LIBBYISM.
Symptoms include:
1. Deepthroating the MIC and AIPAC along with the wars, murders, and regime change coups that always follow.
2. Always loudly contending you demand smaller responsible govt...
all the while still using the above BIG GOVT DILDO #1.
It seems Mack and Skans shared the same dildo #1 while trying out one of Mack's coffins.
Onlookers commented that the dildo was a free govt handout and stamped on it were the words...."""Pray For The Troops""".
RIP.