I struggled mightily on the Chamber Pot

By Beakman
28 Jun 2024 11:56 am in The Water Cooler Chat Room
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Beakman
28 Jun 2024 11:56 am
   
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the other morning.For two hours. I hit the prune juice, then the Ex-Lax
There I sit, cheeks a flexin, as I give birth to another Texan!
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sooted up Cyndi
28 Jun 2024 12:07 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 11:56 am » wrote: the other morning.For two hours. I hit the prune juice, then the Ex-Lax
There I sit, cheeks a flexin, as I give birth to another Texan!
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seriously?  medical advice- i don't know what kinds of drugs you're on? Because drugs Can do this?. usually pain killers will do this. lol
ssshhh -
you need to get Magnesium pills.
but one time- after doses of some pill... a RN nurse told me what to do-
she called it ----The Bomb......
prune juice- And- milk and Magnesia- it needs to be washed down with water... laugh my arss off.
 
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Sumela
28 Jun 2024 12:16 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 11:56 am » wrote: the other morning.For two hours. I hit the prune juice, then the Ex-Lax
There I sit, cheeks a flexin, as I give birth to another Texan!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  

Breathe old bitch!!  Breathe! :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  

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Sumela
28 Jun 2024 12:19 pm
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RIP......Beaky


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Sumela
28 Jun 2024 12:32 pm
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A great new band....

Beaky and The Flies...


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28 Jun 2024 12:32 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 11:56 am » wrote: the other morning.For two hours. I hit the prune juice, then the Ex-Lax
There I sit, cheeks a flexin, as I give birth to another Texan!
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That must suck with your COPD. Definitely keep the bowels flowing. Keep the toxins out. I hope you feel better. 
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Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑7 minutes ago
Very simple questions...

From which you are running...



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28 Jun 2024 12:40 pm
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Vegas » 28 Jun 2024, 12:32 pm » wrote: That must suck with your COPD. Definitely keep the bowels flowing. Keep the toxins out. I hope you feel better.

I don't care at all.
Waste of a thread and a real pity party.

A poster that's usually nasty and always unfunny seeking empathy?!

WTF?
Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
Beakman
28 Jun 2024 2:25 pm
   
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Vegas » 28 Jun 2024, 12:32 pm » wrote: That must suck with your COPD. Definitely keep the bowels flowing. Keep the toxins out. I hope you feel better.
Thanks! I had some funny Texas images to post, but again some asshole blocked them! I will feel better after I'm dead! :lol:   Did you see there was a shootout in Vegas?
Mom always told me, "son don't die on the ****"
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28 Jun 2024 2:27 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 2:25 pm » wrote: Thanks! I had some funny Texas images to post, but again some asshole blocked them! I will feel better after I'm dead! Image   Did you see there was a shootout in Vegas?
Mom always told me, "son don't die on the ****"
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There is always a shootout here. Which one?  :rofl:  
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Blackvegetable » 7 minutes ago » wrote: ↑7 minutes ago
Very simple questions...

From which you are running...



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Vegas » 28 Jun 2024, 2:27 pm » wrote: There is always a shootout here. Which one?  Image
I dunno. I will become one of the Greatfull Dead! :evil:   :evil:   :evil:  
 
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28 Jun 2024 2:53 pm
   
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sootedupCyndi » 28 Jun 2024, 12:07 pm » wrote: seriously?  medical advice- i don't know what kinds of drugs you're on? Because drugs Can do this?. usually pain killers will do this. lol
ssshhh -
you need to get Magnesium pills.
but one time- after doses of some pill... a RN nurse told me what to do-
she called it ----The Bomb......
prune juice- And- milk and Magnesia- it needs to be washed down with water... laugh my arss off.
I'm not on any drugs per se. Just my inhalers and my nebulizer and I take a blue tablet that is pure Benedryl, it puts me to sleep. Type in RxZell and you will see all about it. I do have Vicodin for pain, but I don't take it, because it constipates me. :wub:   :wub:   :wub:  
 
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28 Jun 2024 2:57 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 2:53 pm » wrote: I'm not on any drugs per se. Just my inhalers and my nebulizer and I take a blue tablet that is pure Benedryl, it puts me to sleep. Type in RxZell and you will see all about it. I do have Vicodin for pain, but I don't take it, because it constipates me. Image   Image   Image
you're takin something. pills do that.????
 
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28 Jun 2024 3:08 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 2:25 pm » wrote: Thanks! I had some funny Texas images to post, but again some asshole blocked them! I will feel better after I'm dead! Image   Did you see there was a shootout in Vegas?
Mom always told me, "son don't die on the ****"
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When?  You are already dead :lol:  

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Sumela
28 Jun 2024 3:10 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 2:53 pm » wrote: I'm not on any drugs per se. Just my inhalers and my nebulizer and I take a blue tablet that is pure Benedryl, it puts me to sleep. Type in RxZell and you will see all about it. I do have Vicodin for pain, but I don't take it, because it constipates me. Image   Image   Image
*** cock

keeps you constipated...
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28 Jun 2024 3:13 pm
   
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sootedupCyndi » 28 Jun 2024, 2:57 pm » wrote: you're takin something. pills do that.????
Type in RxZell. I don't have any bowell problem. :wub:   :wub:  
 
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28 Jun 2024 3:19 pm
   
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Sumela » 28 Jun 2024, 3:10 pm » wrote: *** cock

keeps you constipated...
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That was uncalled for. Crimeariver, Whitey Vulgar!
 
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28 Jun 2024 3:24 pm
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Beakman » 28 Jun 2024, 3:19 pm » wrote: That was uncalled for. Crimeariver, Whitey Vulgar!
 

 
Sorry. 

You just seem like a guy trying to get all the
*** cock he can in-between breaths and dying.
 
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28 Jun 2024 3:45 pm
   
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Sumela » 28 Jun 2024, 12:16 pm » wrote: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Breathe old bitch!!  Breathe! Image   Image   Image  

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Thanks! I put that in my image file

FYI I'm not a bitch, I am a bastard! :lol:  
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