Why I Love America...GLORIOUS!

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By Sumela
17 Aug 2024 10:32 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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17 Aug 2024 10:32 pm
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Golf.  **** game.
I cannot putt for ****.  Need a new putter.  It's not me.

Amazon.  New Odyssey putter...$149.
I have a bad back...need a putter head that picks the ball up...please educate me.

I hit da question app....and BAM!
my email lit up with 15 answers.....YES! it do dat!


 
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17 Aug 2024 11:08 pm
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Sumela » 17 Aug 2024, 10:32 pm » wrote: ↑ Golf.  **** game.
I cannot putt for ****.  Need a new putter.  It's not me.

Amazon.  New Odyssey putter...$149.
I have a bad back...need a putter head that picks the ball up...please educate me.

I hit da question app....and BAM!
my email lit up with 15 answers.....YES! it do dat!
I left my putter back at the cart one time and borrowed my buddy's putter.
He is a scratch golfer. I am terrible... until I'm on the green. At that point I am nearly his equal.
It's because when I borrowed this putter one time, it felt perfect for me, so I went out and found one.
I discovered it is not an easy putter to find anymore so I bought a back up. It's still shiny and almost new.
I'm still a terrible golfer but I don't care. Fun is where you find it.

...and yes. You can scoop up the ball from the putting surface.

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Please seat yourself.

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I like the very things you hate.
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18 Aug 2024 10:10 am
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DeezerShoove » 17 Aug 2024, 11:08 pm » wrote: ↑ I left my putter back at the cart one time and borrowed my buddy's putter.
He is a scratch golfer. I am terrible... until I'm on the green. At that point I am nearly his equal.
It's because when I borrowed this putter one time, it felt perfect for me, so I went out and found one.
I discovered it is not an easy putter to find anymore so I bought a back up. It's still shiny and almost new.
I'm still a terrible golfer but I don't care. Fun is where you find it.

...and yes. You can scoop up the ball from the putting surface.

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YES! Putters were somewhat popular about 15-20 years ago.
I very well recall that putter face.  All golf stores had them. 
Not so much now but they are still in bidness making putters.  I just Googled and it
seems Adams Golf bought the YES! company.

I do not know any scratch golfers.  Not one. Never even seen anyone shoot in the 70s.
All the fellas I play with are between 15-25 HCP
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18 Aug 2024 5:59 pm
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Sumela » 18 Aug 2024, 10:10 am » wrote: ↑ YES! Putters were somewhat popular about 15-20 years ago.
I very well recall that putter face.  All golf stores had them. 
Not so much now but they are still in bidness making putters.  I just Googled and it
seems Adams Golf bought the YES! company.
I do not know any scratch golfers.  Not one. Never even seen anyone shoot in the 70s.
All the fellas I play with are between 15-25 HCP
I'm a scratch golfer...every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head... Image  

realistically, go to a pro shop and test a bunch out...something about putters that you need to get a feel for and will know what's right...

oh, and golf is the worst thing for a "bad back"...Image
 
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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18 Aug 2024 7:23 pm
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 5:59 pm » wrote: ↑ I'm a scratch golfer...every time I hit the ball, I scratch my head... Image  

realistically, go to a pro shop and test a bunch out...something about putters that you need to get a feel for and will know what's right...

oh, and golf is the worst thing for a "bad back"...Image
:LOL:  yes, so humbling, but I love it.

I have found that the swing is not what hurts my back...its all the bending over...

just like my sex life :wah:  
 
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18 Aug 2024 7:45 pm
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MY REASONS

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18 Aug 2024 8:20 pm
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Sumela » 18 Aug 2024, 7:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Image  yes, so humbling, but I love it.

I have found that the swing is not what hurts my back...its all the bending over...

just like my sex life Image
You need to strengthen your core and stretch those lazy *** muscles...

the best thing that works for me is to bring knees to chest while on my feet...please note beer guts are a definite hindrance.... :lol:  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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18 Aug 2024 8:21 pm
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you suffer from carpal tunnel? :lol:  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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18 Aug 2024 8:22 pm
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 8:20 pm » wrote: ↑ You need to strengthen your core and stretch those lazy *** muscles...

the best thing that works for me is to bring knees to chest while on my feet...please note beer guts are a definite hindrance.... Image
Sir, I do work out my core every AM and every PM.

Its the only way I can continue to play the cussed game :LOL:  
 
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18 Aug 2024 8:23 pm
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 8:21 pm » wrote: ↑ you suffer from carpal tunnel? Image
OMG...perfection :clap:  
 
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18 Aug 2024 8:42 pm
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 8:21 pm » wrote: ↑ you suffer from carpal tunnel? Image
IT'S THE ONLY PICTURES MY COMPUTER WILL ALLOW ME TO POST
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righteous » 18 Aug 2024, 8:42 pm » wrote: ↑ IT'S THE ONLY PICTURES MY COMPUTER WILL ALLOW ME TO POST
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Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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18 Aug 2024 9:13 pm
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Sumela » 18 Aug 2024, 8:22 pm » wrote: ↑ Sir, I do work out my core every AM and every PM.

Its the only way I can continue to play the cussed game Image
how about the stretching?
 
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18 Aug 2024 9:18 pm
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ how about the stretching?
Yes sir...I stretch my hams, hips, shoulders, etc




 
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18 Aug 2024 11:58 pm
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Sumela » 18 Aug 2024, 9:18 pm » wrote: ↑ Yes sir...I stretch my hams, hips, shoulders, etc
stretching the glutes is what works for me...knees tight into chest...guaranteed to knock 1/2 stroke of yer game... :die:  
 
 
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19 Aug 2024 11:40 am
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 11:58 pm » wrote: ↑ stretching the glutes is what works for me...knees tight into chest...guaranteed to knock 1/2 stroke of yer game... Image
Tiger once famously said after a bad round....that his glutes were not "firing". :lol:  

Yes, I do a glute stretch like this....

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19 Aug 2024 11:42 am
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ROG62 » 18 Aug 2024, 9:13 pm » wrote: ↑ how about the stretching?
Yes, I try and stretch every day...usually after a walk.
 
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Sumela » 19 Aug 2024, 11:42 am » wrote: ↑ Yes, I try and stretch every day...usually after a walk.
The only thing left is losing that 30# of beer gut... :die:  
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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19 Aug 2024 12:27 pm
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Sumela » 19 Aug 2024, 11:40 am » wrote: ↑ Tiger once famously said after a bad round....that his glutes were not "firing". Image  

Yes, I do a glute stretch like this....

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Barely enough to reach the ball... :wave:  
 
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
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19 Aug 2024 12:28 pm
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ROG62 » 19 Aug 2024, 12:22 pm » wrote: ↑ The only thing left is losing that 30# of beer gut... Image
:LOL:  Mine is now about 10-15#. 
It was up near 30-35# about 5 years ago.  I was a fat ****.
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