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When your child is a little older, you can teach him about our tax system in a way that is easy to grasp. Offer him, say, $10 to mow the lawn. When he has mowed it and asks to be paid, withhold $5 and explain that this is income tax. Give $1 to his younger brother, and tell him that this is "fair". Also, explain that you need the other $4 yourself to cover the administrative costs of dividing the money. When he cries, tell him he is being "selfish" and "greedy". Later in life he will thank you.

When your first child is older, tell him to take out student loans to go to college, join the military, or enroll in a trade school.

When your second child is older, tell him his tuition is fully paid and the Bank of Mommy and Daddy will either let him borrow money Scot free or acquire an existing business from another SMB owner so he doesn’t need to start from scratch and can immediately make over $150K a yr upon graduating.

Your first child will thank you later for this valuable “life lesson.”

(Or find a way to poison you and write himself into your will)

When your first child is older, apologize and say that you are not of J-U-U-I-S-H Descent.

When he inevitably asks why, say this:

”Son, the tribe PRINTS the ‘money’ as debt and hands it out to other TRIBE members. It’s a racket - or as the great GEORGE CARLIN might say: 

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it!”   

When your son asks how, just tell him they manipulate some digits on a computer terminal and dress up their little scam in “Econ PhD Jargon” to make it APPEAR like some sophisticated “WE’RE KEEPING THE ECONOMY STABLE” **** when in fact it is one of the greatest modern heists.

When your son asks: “But Dad, don’t they have to pay back debts as well?”

Say: “No son, they can CANCEL debts discreetly - so if you are a TRIBE MEMBER you can get away with FREE MONEY. If not you have to be a subject to their usurious ways.”

And finally, tell your son this:

”Anyone who tells you there’s no such thing as ‘free money’ is retarded. Or lacking in imagination. Or a conjob. Likely all 3.”

LowIQTrash » 20 Aug 2024, 4:30 am » wrote: ↑

20 Aug 2024, 4:30 am

Here’s what a conjob posted

How about an even better lesson? 

(BTW mowing lawns earns you $40-70K a yr if you’re SE and work full time or 40+ hrs/ wk so the Feds don’t withhold anything - not to mention hardly any of that tax money goes to “the undeserving poor” - as if some lawn mower’s meager tax payments can finance welfare recipients LMAO)

How about some real lessons:

 And also tell your son:

1) Don’t be retarded
2) Have an imagination 
3) Don’t be a conjob