Liberal Forum

In a world exclusive, The Babylon Bee has gone deep undercover to find the following list of secret policies Kamala Harris and Tim Walz want to institute when they are elected:

1. Get rid of dividers between urinals: Tim Walz was reportedly a big proponent of this one.

2. A new tax on money you saved by purchasing something on sale: What are you trying to do, rob Uncle Sam? Nice try.

3. Outlaw males: Tim Walz wouldn't be affected by this one.

4. Institute special joy camps where people without sufficient joy can go: Get ready for the happiest gulags you could ever imagine.

5. Re-tax all taxed taxes: The re-taxed taxed taxes will then be taxed again just in case they missed anything.

6. All McDonald's Happy Meals will now come with a free tampon: Start training them while they're young.

7. Require proof of transgenderism for assault weapon purchases: Trans rights are gun rights.

8. Kill all white people: The white supremacy problem will be solved once and for all.

9. Outlaw interviews with the president: Cutting down on misinformation, one step at a time.

10. Make every month Pride Month: Why would we even want to have other months if they're not going to be gay?