Liberal Forum

Once upon a time a street walker named Cyndi climbed up to the top of a telephone pole and sat. Then, according to eye witnesses, she suddenly spread her ghastly legs, taking the tip of the pole into her trout chamber. As she slid faster down the pole, the pole went farther and farther into her trout chamber, finally disappearing completely. This horrid creature then walked off normally, headed towards the carp pond. What a monster!

Communications have reportedly been down for hours in a local area in Maine, where the trout beast claims to be from.