Liberal Forum

I remember back in High School I took Corrine Sullivan out .

She was Chubby then wore coke bottle glasses but she went "All The Way" happy just be with me..

At work guys play up in the breakroom like they dating a "Swimsuit" Model..

Wait until ya get invited for supper find out she weighs 300 pounds got more rolls than a bakery

I am not to "Corine Sullivan"..

My first real kiss was down by the creek holding hands..

I asked her for a piece of gum..

She said come here gave me "ABC GUM"..

That really is my first Real Kiss back in High School

Today I look at "Older Woman"..

They might be gray but have nice legs a hot body.

Now back when I was 30 or 40 this scam worked alot better too

Anyways about loving an "Older Woman"..

Shes all Passion first guy she been in bed with since her husband died.

Also if ya look a little older ya can get much better body but gray hair and wrinkles

Ive had a younger gal hit on me at the gas station.

But I am more than old enough be her Father..

It just wouldnt look right nor am I gonna take advantage of her neither

Generally the sexy gals who hit on me are already "Married" but dont tell ya at first.

Either way thats one line I dont cross

Wanna kiss the barrel of a shotgun go take out a married gal

Shut the **** up you goddamned ***!