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Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large

Crime·Nov 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com



U.S. — With Jose Ibarra now convicted of Laken Riley's murder, police warned that the three others responsible for her death still remained at large.

The three other individuals, who conspired to fly the murderer across the United States border in direct violation of multiple federal laws, have been identified as Joseph Biden Jr., Kamala D. Harris, and Alejandro Mayorkas.

"Ibarra's three accomplices are still on the loose," cautioned Georgia police officer Daniel Carston. "We have reason to believe that these individuals are responsible for helping several other murderers fly across the border, hidden on commercial airlines. They fully funded this operation, in some cases even giving the murderers gift cards and cash. We ask that the public please keep an eye out for these individuals and help us bring each of them to justice."

According to sources, the three co-conspirators may be behind hundreds of violent attacks across the nation, in a far-ranging operation with billions of dollars in backing. "This may be the largest criminal organization we have ever uncovered," explained Agent Sam Donaldson. "They appear to have flown violent criminals from over a dozen countries into cities across the U.S., essentially dropping them off at the scene of the crime. These may be the most dangerous three individuals on the face of the planet right now."

At publishing time, police had asked anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of the three accomplices to please call any law enforcement agency other than the F.B.I.
 

This is our country. We have a right to defend it. Any illegals are fair game. It's called self defense. Government won't do it, we have to. Treat illegals like unwanted intruders and attackers.

PhiloBeddo » 21 Nov 2024, 12:33 pm » wrote: ↑

21 Nov 2024, 12:33 pm

This is our country. We have a right to defend it. Any illegals are fair game. It's called self defense. Government won't do it, we have to. Treat illegals like unwanted intruders and attackers.

Uh, isn't that what the bastards are, unwanted intruders and attackers?
 

It should be open season on hunting illegals.

PhiloBeddo » 21 Nov 2024, 12:43 pm » wrote: ↑

21 Nov 2024, 12:43 pm

It should be open season on hunting illegals.

No hunting license required and no bag limit!!!   
 

PhiloBeddo » 21 Nov 2024, 12:33 pm » wrote: ↑

21 Nov 2024, 12:33 pm

This is our country. We have a right to defend it. Any illegals are fair game. It's called self defense. Government won't do it, we have to. Treat illegals like unwanted intruders and attackers.