STOP DRINKING COFFEE

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By walkingstick
27 Nov 2024 1:15 am in No Holds Barred Political Forum
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IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE.  WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.
 
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WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES WHAT WILL YOU STOP BUYING AT THE MONOPOLY FOOD STORE? BREAKFAST CEREALS? WATCH THEIR STOCKS.
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Hank
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walkingstick » 27 Nov 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: ↑ IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE.  WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.
There are few good alternatives to coffee
  1. Energy drinks
  2. B vitamins
  3. Cocaine
  4. Methamphetamine 
  5. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance
If costs are the driving force behind choosing your alternative, I would suggest methamphetamine.  You will save money  there are some possible side effects. You could develop meth mouth, meth sores, and possibly even destroy any and every relationship with people you have ever had. .

You could doctor shop until you find one that will write a prescription for Adderall or Vivance. The downside to this is that Adderall and Vivance deplete your dopamine levels quicker than anything else on the list. Eventually you will be a walking talking cocksucker until you give your body time to rest and  restore dopamine levels.

You could play rush and roulette and choose cocaine as a coffee alternative. With this option, you are basically gambling with the risk of getting fentanyl-laced cocaine and overdosing, possibly dying. It is rather expensive. 

You could use energy drinks as a.ciffee alternative. At 3 6 dollars a piece you should always keep 2 or 3 on hand
​​​​to be able to avoid the first and second energy crash. 

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Hank » 27 Nov 2024, 3:23 am » wrote: ↑
  1. Cocaine
  2. Methamphetamine 
  3. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance

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   MAGA loves it's drugs.
 Ashli Babbit was on meth when she died from high speed lead poisoning.
 
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Squatchman » 27 Nov 2024, 5:04 am » wrote: ↑    MAGA loves it's drugs.
 Ashli Babbit was on meth when she died from high speed lead poisoning.
The left loves letting drug Mules s bring fentanyl over our unprotected border. 
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Hank » 27 Nov 2024, 3:23 am » wrote: ↑ There are few good alternatives to coffee
  1. Energy drinks
  2. B vitamins
  3. Cocaine
  4. Methamphetamine 
  5. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance
If costs are the driving force behind choosing your alternative, I would suggest methamphetamine.  You will save money  there are some possible side effects. You could develop meth mouth, meth sores, and possibly even destroy any and every relationship with people you have ever had. .

You could doctor shop until you find one that will write a prescription for Adderall or Vivance. The downside to this is that Adderall and Vivance deplete your dopamine levels quicker than anything else on the list. Eventually you will be a walking talking cocksucker until you give your body time to rest and  restore dopamine levels.

You could play rush and roulette and choose cocaine as a coffee alternative. With this option, you are basically gambling with the risk of getting fentanyl-laced cocaine and overdosing, possibly dying. It is rather expensive. 

You could use energy drinks as a.ciffee alternative. At 3 6 dollars a piece you should always keep 2 or 3 on hand
​​​​to be able to avoid the first and second energy crash. 

.
How bout x?
 
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Squatchman » 27 Nov 2024, 5:04 am » wrote: ↑    MAGA loves it's drugs.
 Ashli Babbit was on meth when she died from high speed lead poisoning.
Really?....did you know that....

Pedo-Prog Democrats love little Johnnie and little Jenny...a little too much....that's why America sent Pedo-Progs a clear message this election to "Keep Their Hands Of Their Children".....

Democratics and ALL their supporters support Legalized Pedophilia
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Hank » 27 Nov 2024, 5:12 am » wrote: ↑ The left loves letting drug Mules s bring fentanyl over our unprotected border.
  And you love taking them.
It's the MAGA way.
 
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nefarious101 » 27 Nov 2024, 6:51 am » wrote: ↑ Really?....did you know that....

Pedo-Prog Democrats love little Johnnie and little Jenny...a little too much....that's why America sent Pedo-Progs a clear message this election to "Keep Their Hands Of Their Children".....

Democratics and ALL their supporters support Legalized Pedophilia
:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  
  Let's not mention Gaetz or Hegseth.
That would ruin your little tantrum wouldn't it?
 
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Squatchman » 27 Nov 2024, 8:43 am » wrote: ↑ Image   Image   Image   Image  
  Let's not mention Gaetz or Hegseth.
That would ruin your little tantrum wouldn't it?

Hey "Bigfoot in a dress"


little kids....you kind messed with other people's kids....your kind will never be able to live that down

 
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Hank » 27 Nov 2024, 3:23 am » wrote: ↑ There are few good alternatives to coffee
  1. Energy drinks
  2. B vitamins
  3. Cocaine
  4. Methamphetamine 
  5. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance
If costs are the driving force behind choosing your alternative, I would suggest methamphetamine.  You will save money  there are some possible side effects. You could develop meth mouth, meth sores, and possibly even destroy any and every relationship with people you have ever had. .

You could doctor shop until you find one that will write a prescription for Adderall or Vivance. The downside to this is that Adderall and Vivance deplete your dopamine levels quicker than anything else on the list. Eventually you will be a walking talking cocksucker until you give your body time to rest and  restore dopamine levels.

You could play rush and roulette and choose cocaine as a coffee alternative. With this option, you are basically gambling with the risk of getting fentanyl-laced cocaine and overdosing, possibly dying. It is rather expensive. 

You could use energy drinks as a.ciffee alternative. At 3 6 dollars a piece you should always keep 2 or 3 on hand
​​​​to be able to avoid the first and second energy crash. 

.
^^^ sound advice... :lol:  
 
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Squatchman » 27 Nov 2024, 5:04 am » wrote: ↑    MAGA loves it's drugs.
 Ashli Babbit was on meth when she died from high speed lead poisoning.
you need to go back to sucking loggerdick, squatboi...
Image JuCo 5 percenter...72 “Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime” ~ LAVRENTIY BERIA "Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened." ~ brown's unheeded words of wisdom :rofl: If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with? "Libruls are often fascists on vacation..."
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walkingstick » 27 Nov 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: ↑ IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE.  WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.
Exercise causes the heart to beat fast too.
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Hank » 27 Nov 2024, 3:23 am » wrote: ↑ There are few good alternatives to coffee
  1. Energy drinks
  2. B vitamins
  3. Cocaine
  4. Methamphetamine 
  5. Adderall or its Generic form Vivance
If costs are the driving force behind choosing your alternative, I would suggest methamphetamine.  You will save money  there are some possible side effects. You could develop meth mouth, meth sores, and possibly even destroy any and every relationship with people you have ever had. .

You could doctor shop until you find one that will write a prescription for Adderall or Vivance. The downside to this is that Adderall and Vivance deplete your dopamine levels quicker than anything else on the list. Eventually you will be a walking talking cocksucker until you give your body time to rest and  restore dopamine levels.

You could play rush and roulette and choose cocaine as a coffee alternative. With this option, you are basically gambling with the risk of getting fentanyl-laced cocaine and overdosing, possibly dying. It is rather expensive. 

You could use energy drinks as a.ciffee alternative. At 3 6 dollars a piece you should always keep 2 or 3 on hand
​​​​to be able to avoid the first and second energy crash. 

.

Do you really not know what Russian Roulette is?
Please seat yourself.

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walkingstick » 27 Nov 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: ↑ IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE.  WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.

Gallons of coffee per week. For years.

What is "sludge in the heart"?
Please seat yourself.

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