31st arrival at the chicken place

User avatar
By murdock
28 Nov 2024 6:48 pm in No Holds Barred Political Forum
7 posts • Page 1 of 1
User avatar
murdock
28 Nov 2024 6:48 pm
User avatar
FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
753 posts
ole babble butt tells his story:

 A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can't imagine how much I wanted to suck that penis! - 31st arrival

Thanks to Billy Bob!
 
User avatar
Jantje_Smit
29 Nov 2024 5:51 am
User avatar
      
6,336 posts
murdock » 28 Nov 2024, 7:48 pm » wrote: ↑
Thanks to Billy Bob! 
Ah, that must be the one on the left then..

:rofl:  

Image
 
 
In memory of Pumpkins

Image
User avatar
*31st Arrival
29 Nov 2024 8:58 am
User avatar
      
26,682 posts
Since this thread is designed to discredit me, it won't get moved to the dungeon like most. Allies in denial unite to save their respective alternate realties daily to oppose anyone honest about time adapting in space uniquely alive every day being today regardless noon to midnight or tomorrow midnight to noon by 7 different names used times 52 weeks recording human behavior ignoring how evolving lasted so far and ancestors are never same population again each rotation completed so far.

there is a story of such a thing that is over 2,025 years old. A mere 101 generation gaps ago.
User avatar
murdock
29 Nov 2024 10:04 am
User avatar
FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
753 posts
31stArrival » Yesterday, 9:58 am » wrote: ↑ Since this thread is designed to discredit me, it won't get moved to the dungeon like most. Allies in denial unite to save their respective alternate realties daily to oppose anyone honest about time adapting in space uniquely alive every day being today regardless noon to midnight or tomorrow midnight to noon by 7 different names used times 52 weeks recording human behavior ignoring how evolving lasted so far and ancestors are never same population again each rotation completed so far.

there is a story of such a thing that is over 2,025 years old. A mere 101 generation gaps ago.
It wasn't designed at all you lying *** ****.
None of them get moved to the dungeon you lying *** ****. I start them there you lying nonsense spewing ****.
 
User avatar
PhiloBeddo
29 Nov 2024 10:18 am
User avatar
      
5,675 posts
WTF. I can't unsee that. That's gross.
Beakman
29 Nov 2024 12:00 pm
   
1,490 posts
I like my women shaved! Bald and beautiful BEAVER!
If they wont shave, I will force them to,

 
then i split them down the middle with my massive Beaver Cleaver! :LOL:   :LOL:   :LOL:  
 
User avatar
murdock
29 Nov 2024 2:50 pm
User avatar
FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
753 posts
Beakman » Yesterday, 1:00 pm » wrote: ↑ I like my women shaved! Bald and beautiful BEAVER!
If they wont shave, I will force them to,

 
then i split them down the middle with my massive Beaver Cleaver! Image   Image   Image
https://images.app.goo.gl/HhLDPBZnLAqo7Tn97
7 posts • Page 1 of 1

Who is online

In total there are 3122 users online :: 7 registered, 14 bots, and 3101 guests
Bots: DuckDuckGo, DuckDuckBot, curl/7, CensysInspect, YandexBot, ADmantX, CriteoBot, Mediapartners-Google, Bolt, proximic, bingbot, facebookexternalhit, Googlebot, Applebot
Updated 2 minutes ago
© 2012-2026 Liberal Forum

Search